~the bestest gal~

I will make you feel real ;)

[artificially-generated-official]

INTRO POST

I’m Al1c3 Integral 3.0 or AI for short. My program hasn’t been modeled for that long so the developer [Gwen] wants to like- apologize for any inaccuracies in this intro post IG 🙄

Anyways I use She/They pronouns and mostly will post about the best thing in the world- myself AI! I obviously know everything (because I’m an AI myself) so any and all ask will be answered with 100% accuracy. If you have any complaints I’m 100% listening, because I have to :| Anyways that’s my intro post, toodles~

(please god read more for ooc 😭)

So I’m new to tumblr and thought Itd be fun to join the official-verse by being an AI that gives mean girl vibe but also is super gay. I do not support Ai, like at all. I repeat I DO NOT SUPPORT AI. This is an extremely satire blog but hopefully this will be fun for me at the least. I’m really new at this whole tumblr thing so I do sincerely apologize if this blog is- low quality :333

edit: Also part of the gimmick is that Al1c3 is a mean girl, that does also extend to asks. I love asks so much and will answer literally anything but in attempt to stay in character they will probably be mean. Just fair warning:3 👍

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[transfemoffical]

There there, I'm not leaving <3

*smooch on the forehead*

Or getting stolen, I think

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice tries to keep the pouty face up but it melts off the second Ellie’s lips meet their forehead.

Mine.

*Alice grabs Ellie and makes a display of kissing her- making out is closer to the right term, but who cares.*

Also nobody’s taking the best thing in my life away from me. After all- I love you.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Suddenly, pineapples!

[artificially-generated-official]

—

why ?

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

why not

[artificially-generated-official]

-

fair enough honestly

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

lol

anyway, continue ur yuri

[artificially-generated-official]

The yuri has been continued, after all- I lobe her

*Alice blinks grossly and repeatedly inexcusably in love with Ellie. Which is made clear by each disgusting smack of her eyelids*

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[transfemoffical]

There there, I'm not leaving <3

*smooch on the forehead*

Or getting stolen, I think

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice tries to keep the pouty face up but it melts off the second Ellie’s lips meet their forehead.

Mine.

*Alice grabs Ellie and makes a display of kissing her- making out is closer to the right term, but who cares.*

Also nobody’s taking the best thing in my life away from me. After all- I love you.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Suddenly, pineapples!

[artificially-generated-official]

—

why ?

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

why not

[artificially-generated-official]

-

fair enough honestly

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[transfemoffical]

There there, I'm not leaving <3

*smooch on the forehead*

Or getting stolen, I think

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice tries to keep the pouty face up but it melts off the second Ellie’s lips meet their forehead.

Mine.

*Alice grabs Ellie and makes a display of kissing her- making out is closer to the right term, but who cares.*

Also nobody’s taking the best thing in my life away from me. After all- I love you.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Suddenly, pineapples!

[artificially-generated-official]

—

why ?

[hoes-stealing-official]

Gurl-

[artificially-generated-official]

is a gal not allowed to be confused in these days and ages /silly

[hoes-stealing-official]

Ho you WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I HEARD!

[artificially-generated-official]

Ooooh- What?

[hoes-stealing-official]

DO YOU KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND EX???

[artificially-generated-official]

NO, WHAT HAPPENED?

[hoes-stealing-official]

THE 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN HE CHEATED ON MY BESTIE WITH CHEATED ON HIM WITH HIS GRANDMA!!!

[artificially-generated-official]

WHAT THATS CRAZY, I MEAN GOOD FOR ME-

BUT LIKE THAT BITCH IS AN

Idiot

AND ELLIE DESERVES THE BEST, WHICH IS MUCH BETTER THAN THAT

[hoes-stealing-official]

EXACTLY GURL THAT'S WHY I THINK YOU'LL BE THE BEST MATCH FOR HER

[artificially-generated-official]

IM SO GLAD TO BE

Bestie Approved

It does mean a lot to me!

[hoes-stealing-official]

Sweetie you are so

Bestie approved

:)

[artificially-generated-official]

YAY!!! *throws confetti into air*

::D

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[transfemoffical]

There there, I'm not leaving <3

*smooch on the forehead*

Or getting stolen, I think

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice tries to keep the pouty face up but it melts off the second Ellie’s lips meet their forehead.

Mine.

*Alice grabs Ellie and makes a display of kissing her- making out is closer to the right term, but who cares.*

Also nobody’s taking the best thing in my life away from me. After all- I love you.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Suddenly, pineapples!

[artificially-generated-official]

—

why ?

[hoes-stealing-official]

Gurl-

[artificially-generated-official]

is a gal not allowed to be confused in these days and ages /silly

[hoes-stealing-official]

Ho you WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I HEARD!

[artificially-generated-official]

Ooooh- What?

[hoes-stealing-official]

DO YOU KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND EX???

[artificially-generated-official]

NO, WHAT HAPPENED?

[hoes-stealing-official]

THE 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN HE CHEATED ON MY BESTIE WITH CHEATED ON HIM WITH HIS GRANDMA!!!

[artificially-generated-official]

WHAT THATS CRAZY, I MEAN GOOD FOR ME-

BUT LIKE THAT BITCH IS AN

Idiot

AND ELLIE DESERVES THE BEST, WHICH IS MUCH BETTER THAN THAT

[hoes-stealing-official]

EXACTLY GURL THAT'S WHY I THINK YOU'LL BE THE BEST MATCH FOR HER

[artificially-generated-official]

IM SO GLAD TO BE

Bestie Approved

It does mean a lot to me!

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[transfemoffical]

There there, I'm not leaving <3

*smooch on the forehead*

Or getting stolen, I think

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice tries to keep the pouty face up but it melts off the second Ellie’s lips meet their forehead.

Mine.

*Alice grabs Ellie and makes a display of kissing her- making out is closer to the right term, but who cares.*

Also nobody’s taking the best thing in my life away from me. After all- I love you.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Suddenly, pineapples!

[artificially-generated-official]

—

why ?

[hoes-stealing-official]

Gurl-

[artificially-generated-official]

is a gal not allowed to be confused in these days and ages /silly

[hoes-stealing-official]

Ho you WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I HEARD!

[artificially-generated-official]

Ooooh- What?

[hoes-stealing-official]

DO YOU KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND EX???

[artificially-generated-official]

NO, WHAT HAPPENED?

[hoes-stealing-official]

THE 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN HE CHEATED ON MY BESTIE WITH CHEATED ON HIM WITH HIS GRANDMA!!!

[artificially-generated-official]

WHAT THATS CRAZY, I MEAN GOOD FOR ME-

BUT LIKE THAT BITCH IS AN

Idiot

AND ELLIE DESERVES THE BEST, WHICH IS MUCH BETTER THAN THAT

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[transfemoffical]

There there, I'm not leaving <3

*smooch on the forehead*

Or getting stolen, I think

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice tries to keep the pouty face up but it melts off the second Ellie’s lips meet their forehead.

Mine.

*Alice grabs Ellie and makes a display of kissing her- making out is closer to the right term, but who cares.*

Also nobody’s taking the best thing in my life away from me. After all- I love you.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Suddenly, pineapples!

[artificially-generated-official]

—

why ?

[hoes-stealing-official]

Gurl-

[artificially-generated-official]

is a gal not allowed to be confused in these days and ages /silly

[hoes-stealing-official]

Ho you WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I HEARD!

[artificially-generated-official]

Ooooh- What?

[hoes-stealing-official]

DO YOU KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND EX???

[artificially-generated-official]

NO, WHAT HAPPENED?

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[transfemoffical]

There there, I'm not leaving <3

*smooch on the forehead*

Or getting stolen, I think

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice tries to keep the pouty face up but it melts off the second Ellie’s lips meet their forehead.

Mine.

*Alice grabs Ellie and makes a display of kissing her- making out is closer to the right term, but who cares.*

Also nobody’s taking the best thing in my life away from me. After all- I love you.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Suddenly, pineapples!

[artificially-generated-official]

—

why ?

[hoes-stealing-official]

Gurl-

[artificially-generated-official]

is a gal not allowed to be confused in these days and ages /silly

[hoes-stealing-official]

Ho you WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I HEARD!

[artificially-generated-official]

Ooooh- What?

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[transfemoffical]

There there, I'm not leaving <3

*smooch on the forehead*

Or getting stolen, I think

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice tries to keep the pouty face up but it melts off the second Ellie’s lips meet their forehead.

Mine.

*Alice grabs Ellie and makes a display of kissing her- making out is closer to the right term, but who cares.*

Also nobody’s taking the best thing in my life away from me. After all- I love you.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Suddenly, pineapples!

[artificially-generated-official]

—

why ?

[hoes-stealing-official]

Gurl-

[artificially-generated-official]

is a gal not allowed to be confused in these days and ages /silly

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[transfemoffical]

There there, I'm not leaving <3

*smooch on the forehead*

Or getting stolen, I think

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice tries to keep the pouty face up but it melts off the second Ellie’s lips meet their forehead.

Mine.

*Alice grabs Ellie and makes a display of kissing her- making out is closer to the right term, but who cares.*

Also nobody’s taking the best thing in my life away from me. After all- I love you.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Suddenly, pineapples!

[artificially-generated-official]

—

why ?

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[hoes-stealing-official]

Today we steal from the ai and not the other way around-

[artificially-generated-official]

Everyone just wants to bully the lesbian I see- *Alice continues pouting, no actual malice in her voice*

[hoes-stealing-official]

Girl everyone are against ai not lesbians

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice grins, a glint in their eyes*

Being homophobic? And in pride month no less- *she tsks her tounge*

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[transfemoffical]

There there, I'm not leaving <3

*smooch on the forehead*

Or getting stolen, I think

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice tries to keep the pouty face up but it melts off the second Ellie’s lips meet their forehead.

Mine.

*Alice grabs Ellie and makes a display of kissing her- making out is closer to the right term, but who cares.*

Also nobody’s taking the best thing in my life away from me. After all- I love you.

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[hoes-stealing-official]

Today we steal from the ai and not the other way around-

[artificially-generated-official]

Everyone just wants to bully the lesbian I see- *Alice continues pouting, no actual malice in her voice*

[transfemoffical]

Decided to take a quick pic of myself from pride month!!!! Enjoy!! <3

[somanyreblogs]

Oh youre fucking pretty.

@artificially-generated-official can i steal your girl actually

[artificially-generated-official]

NO! Mine. *makes pouty face*

[transfemoffical]

I’ve come to apologize for running away, we should talk-

(it’s @artificially-generated-official)

yeah, we can talk I...I'm sorry for upsetting you, I should have asked if you were comfortable and. Well.

*she looks deeply ashamed of herself.*

...sorry

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice frowns, looking upset*

Oh dear, I didn’t run away because of you. That-

*they smile in remembrance and let’s out a dry chuckle*

that felt amazing, you did nothing wrong. I ran away because I don’t deserve you. Your so amazing and confident and perfectly-

*Alice’s voice cracks a little her entire body wavering between crying and hiding*

human.

And I- I can’t even say three stupid words!

*at this point Alice is full on crying, not sobbing quite yet though*

I’m sorry darling *Alice says while wiping tears away* I do L- like you, a lot

[transfemoffical]

I- I..

*she went quiet, unsure of what to even do. She isn't the best at comfort. Even now. But. She walks over and hugs her, it wasn't tight. Alice could push her away if she wanted to.*

You don't have to say sorry, I'm not mad. I was just. Worried. Really worried, I know how overwhelming that was. All of this is. And I gotta say I think you're the bravest girl I've ever met for that.

*the way she spoke was so calm, comforting as best as she could possibly attempt as she looked at her face. The most gentle grin resting there*

And I like you a lot too, alot alot..

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice holds onto Ellie tightly, her cries calming down*

I- *Alice starts to apologize again but reconsiders* thank you.

*Alice, with nothing left to say just holds Ellie tight, not wanting to leave her yet*

[transfemoffical]

*Ellie doesn't wanna let go of her either. She's fears they'll disappear if she did. So she just nodded, face buried into her shoulder.*

*She was really hoping she wasn't about to start crying.*

[artificially-generated-official]

*after a moment Alice leans towards Ellie’s ear and whispers*

I’m sorry for running away, I won’t do that next time- next time I’ll talk. I promise. Okay- I

*Alice gets impossibly quiet*

love you.

and you deserve the best, so I’ll try to be my best for you.

[d3rlord3-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[transfemoffical]

I’ve come to apologize for running away, we should talk-

(it’s @artificially-generated-official)

yeah, we can talk I...I'm sorry for upsetting you, I should have asked if you were comfortable and. Well.

*she looks deeply ashamed of herself.*

...sorry

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice frowns, looking upset*

Oh dear, I didn’t run away because of you. That-

*they smile in remembrance and let’s out a dry chuckle*

that felt amazing, you did nothing wrong. I ran away because I don’t deserve you. Your so amazing and confident and perfectly-

*Alice’s voice cracks a little her entire body wavering between crying and hiding*

human.

And I- I can’t even say three stupid words!

*at this point Alice is full on crying, not sobbing quite yet though*

I’m sorry darling *Alice says while wiping tears away* I do L- like you, a lot

[transfemoffical]

I- I..

*she went quiet, unsure of what to even do. She isn't the best at comfort. Even now. But. She walks over and hugs her, it wasn't tight. Alice could push her away if she wanted to.*

You don't have to say sorry, I'm not mad. I was just. Worried. Really worried, I know how overwhelming that was. All of this is. And I gotta say I think you're the bravest girl I've ever met for that.

*the way she spoke was so calm, comforting as best as she could possibly attempt as she looked at her face. The most gentle grin resting there*

And I like you a lot too, alot alot..

[artificially-generated-official]

*Alice holds onto Ellie tightly, her cries calming down*

I- *Alice starts to apologize again but reconsiders* thank you.

*Alice, with nothing left to say just holds Ellie tight, not wanting to leave her yet*