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every time i shave my legs (rare FUN value event) i get jumpscared by how pale my legs are under all that hair.

posted by girl who only wears shorts to bed thats it my legs crumble in sunlight and i have to be carried around by @inked-paper19985 and @daphantomfox for like two and a half weeks until they regenerate

daphantomfox

lets be fr, that other critter could NOT carry you. i could though. if youd let me

the-northern-pike

if i was missing around half off my body mass he probably could

null-the-void-monarch-offical

”oh that’s right! My legs are straight-up whole milk!”

*walks into sun, flash bangs everyone, and half disintegrates*

see, im indian. Im just hairy.

the-northern-pike

yeah basically me aside from the indian bit

null-the-void-monarch-offical

ye but i dont obliterate ppl’s eyes in the sun :3c

#Joking #not racist #dont hate me

everythingfoxes

foxpost-generator

it fucken WIMDY

foxpost-generator

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

bribun96

“girk at my work”

psilocervidae

“girk at my work”

templeofthat

At work, straight up girking it. #mywork #girkoncompanytime

null-the-void-monarch-offical

”OH YOU’RE GIRKING YO WORK, HUH?”

booplushie

my old pfp was my oc— no i would not. he once got into a fight with a guy over some chick and got knocked out with one punch.

my now pfp, kirk? hell no. Cliff? He might stab me, he might stab the danger, he might stab both?

@whitestreamrct2 @sludgekill @getzinyaa @k-mart-hair-42 @bassyperson open tags hooray

ask-thevictim

h4ck3r can protect me but it would matter if he's human sized or the size he is in the series

divorce-offical

my pfp is divorce papers that isn’t doing shiii 😭😭

@len-the-antagonist @the-lord-of-rats-offical @quirky-petal @unstable-bird @a-literal-tornado @outofcharacter-offical @n3rd13 @lia-thetulip + open tags/anyone I forgot

the-lord-of-rats-offical

I don't fucking know 😭😭

I wanna make a pfp with my sona and when I do that mf would 100% defend me trusttt (because they are basically me)

@wpnzarsenal @willsartemporium @playtime-co-offical @rename-it-later

null-the-void-monarch-offical

lore wise, no. He’s probably laugh.

image wise, yes. Minecraft characters are strong as fuck

rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016

some of yall r SOOO sensitive!! and it’s a good way to be. u have big hearts. I love u

dawn-in-asphodel

Doing evil alter things, like showering because our host was too tired to. But evilly

thelandofmemes

depsidase

null-the-void-monarch-offical

i don’t have a problem talking abt sex. I just dont initiate that conversation unless it becomes a topic.

chartreuse-official

transphobes think i'm not a "real man" cause i'm trans when it's actually because i'm a chronic oversharer and thus not as mysterious as the dark side of the moon

the-northern-pike

every time i shave my legs (rare FUN value event) i get jumpscared by how pale my legs are under all that hair.

the-northern-pike

posted by girl who only wears shorts to bed thats it my legs crumble in sunlight and i have to be carried around by @inked-paper19985 and @daphantomfox for like two and a half weeks until they regenerate

daphantomfox

lets be fr, that other critter could NOT carry you. i could though. if youd let me

the-northern-pike

if i was missing around half off my body mass he probably could

null-the-void-monarch-offical

”oh that’s right! My legs are straight-up whole milk!”

*walks into sun, flash bangs everyone, and half disintegrates*

see, im indian. Im just hairy.

aperfectlylegalbastard

I think, sometimes, that I've already exploded, into a billion stars, but you're holding me together?

We could change the universe, you know.

Especially you.

phoebonica

This one has to have been done, right?

(Eridian Welcoming Committee concept and template by @justcakethanks )

dying-pen-offical

I love you trans people, you should be able to legally run over people that are transphobic.

nurse-offical

i think u can help me w this cus it feels like we’re close enough accounts

does being demigirl/ fem nonbianary mean that im trans, cus people keep telling me i am bug i dont really think so like at all

dying-pen-offical

YIPPEE HI NURSE!!! (I am sorry for the delay.)

Well, nonbinary can fall under the transgender spectrum, which...might be why people are telling you that you're trans...though nonbinary can also be completely separate from being transgender!

The label of being transgender when you identify as nonbinary depends on you. Do you feel comfortable being called trans? If not, then you aren't. They can't force you to be anything you don't feel like you are.

Now, as to why you might be considered transgender is the...well. Transitioning. Not feeling like what you were assigned at birth. Nonbinary is trying to get out of the binary, and being transgender is moving across the binary.

Given that you're a demigirl, I can see why people might try to be more forceful about "you're trans!" stuff. It's because you're not strictly in the middle, leaning a bit more on feminine, so they want to force you into a little set box of gender when they see that you can 'qualify'.

Which, I will say now, is really stupid of them, considering the point of being a demigirl or demiboy is that the individual doesn't feel completely like a boy or girl.

So, in conclusion, being a feminine nonbinary/demigirl does not necessarily fall under trans. I hope that helps, Nurse. <3

Also tell me if anyone tries to tell you that "erm actkuallyyy you ARE trans and you're WRONG" because. It's YOUR identity??? I WILL yell at them if you need me to.

You should also be able to legally run over anyone that's against you.

nurse-offical

thank you thank you

also when i was reading this my cat came up and started rubbing her head against my phone so i think you unloaded some special shit upon me

doggirlpaws

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

doggirlpaws

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

nudibranchparty

Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.