Run Away

Julia, 23. Biology post-grad. Gamer. INFP. Ravenclaw/Thunderbird. This blog is filled with anything and everything so be prepared---Likes and follows through: itsgottabejimin.tumblr.com

[is-there-a-song-there]

[odlnsonss]

Fred and George would have been in slytherin if Rowling didn’t hate slytherins so much and that’s that on that

[elvishdorks-archive-deactivated]

Add Percy to the list. Man’s personality revolves around the central Slytherin trait: ambition.

[bundibird]

Truth

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

[epicghostdragon]

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

What the FUCK are you talking about

[eclecticblkgirl]

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

What

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

[frenchynilla]

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

[omgimsuchadork]

MOTOR OIL??????

[radioactive-tempest]

[ronandhermy]

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

[hip-hip-bourree-deactivated2021]

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

[odin-n-out]

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

[space-for-brains]

Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

[fuckyeahfreeimmortal]

[sirduke]

THAT’S THE ONE

[essekknits]

If you didn’t have an ancient Egyptian phase, you had an Ancient Greek phase. That’s the law. You had to have one of the two. And sometimes you had both.

[thepocketpencil]

[scepterno]

Um so… apparently this was actually a deleted scene in the movie… and MR CHRIS FUCKING MILLER saw and replied to my art? And confirmed my art as canon???????? CHRIS MILLER…. HE WORKED ON LIKE FIVE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME…. I’m a little flabbergasted. A lot flabbergasted.

[parakeet]

im dying i just looked up press f to pay respects bc i realized i didnt even know where it was from i just picked it up from everyone and it turns out its a fucking actual quick time event from some call of duty game. you have to literally press F to pay respects at a funeral fsdjfkljsdf i really just thought it was something from some MMO or something 

[parakeet]

wjklfjdslkfsdklf

[bravo-zulu-blog1]

I’m glad people can re discover this

[brunhiddensmusings]

the special denial of ‘i thought this joke was pulled out of someones ass, i cannot process this is a real thing a professional was paid money to make’

[ruinedchildhood]

First look at Guy Ritchie’s live-action remake of Disney’s Aladdin

[princessparakeet]

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

[hotvampireadjacent]

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

[princessparakeet]

[starseed-bb]

W.I.P Can’t tell if i prefer it with only the pink peonies or with many different colored flowers 🤔

[kaity--did]

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

[kaity--did]

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

[kaity--did]

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….

[oldearthcartography]

Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels.  But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right.  I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.

[mouroes]

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?

[the-real-eye-to-see]

But they value our lives even less

[fonzworthcutlass]

Ok but look:

[donzo1234]

I’m really screaming

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

[gyarados-rider]

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

[constable-nugget]

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

[anti-ddlg-memes-deactivated2018]

snakes are literally just noodle puppies you guys need to chill

[allandnot]

@thelogicalloganipus

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Noodle puppies

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[icecream-eaterrr]

I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.

[eupheme-butterfly]

Yep, this is a very, very common reason for procrastinating.  It’s also why procrastination, even though it’s often associated with laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of people with anxiety and perfectionism issues.

[throwtime]

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

[throwtime]

So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

What a great day.

[thedragonflywarrior]

This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale. Start to finish.

[fightsinlipstick]

I am almost in tears I am laughing so hard. This is beautiful. I can’t believe you took all the toilet paper. I’m dying. Help. It sounds like the start of a joke: two martial artists, a wrestler, two linebackers and a Navy Seal walk into a Chipotle.