Sarcastic Asshole

Saucy Like Sriracha 27

[richxmvmi]

touch yourself and think about me

[schritt-inslicht]

And tell me about it

[marvelous7]

And don’t leave out any details

[noitador-deactivated20150410]

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

HALLE BAILEY V Magazine — V142 Summer 2023

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[jdragsky]

[carrie-kelley-deserved-better]

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[somerandomgit]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[soberscientistlife]

Posting again-weirdness is the best part of us

[outerspace-iiinnerspace]

love this guy but he has got to stop storing his pills n powders in unmarked ziploc bags

[aniki-price]

He constantly looks like he has an airfryer and he’s dying to tell you about it.

[hoodiegal]

[callmekira-deactivated20250418]

He posted this on Twitter and they were mad........

[theprettymaniac]

[sarahseeandersen]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Going to need this guy's lawyer

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

thank you for tags, I was too lazy to elaborate lol but it is funny how the headline is worded as if everyone would find the activities 'fun'

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[well-only-mostly-dead]

I really can't get over Twitter people being like 'it's time to bring back tumblr' as if it were dead.

Like opening their long abandoned dumpster and finding a vast racoon society thriving.

[loveisbraveandwild]

wait can people put in the tags whether they prefer using tumblr on desktop or in the app please?