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[teawithmelinasouza]

[trashythingsgohere]

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

[carbsweetie]

I just spit on my phone 😂

[luntfontanne]

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

[giflounge]

A longer arm could decide a vital cat fight. 

[unicornsshitoutsparkles]

‘u stop that’

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[wrenchswango]

you’re a mean one…. mr. Binch…..

[balljabi-deactivated20210831]

Males who don’t know how to cook or clean piss me off. Their parents piss me off. Their whole ancestry line pisses me off.

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

I need to feel loved literally every second of the day or I’m gonna die

[amroyounes]

Capitalism at its best.  Some role models we should all consider.  I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!

[caramelmacchiatoshawty]

I just need to work for them tbh 

[kvngkoala]

And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️

[jynersosgf-blog]

they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit

[liberalsarecool]

[ronaldalan]

THIS

[simone-rose]

[micdotcom]

[burbankhays]

belladamenoir:

iammissbuttafly:

doughrncy:

perks-of-being-an-ugly-shit:

fleshmuncher:

twirlock:

emmanuel-x:

paigeshari:

nightcheesecake:

devouringyourmind:

annchevealle:

marvelously-chaotic:

kingsxoqueens:

😏

Michelle Obama 💁💯

GOALS

and her media coverage is almost EXCLUSIVELY on what she’s wearing

I just love her so much

Fuck the media honestly, I would never know all this stuff if I didn’t see this post. I gotta start reading more again.

also went to fucking HARVARD

She could’ve been president

Should’ve*

she also launches many Health orientated organizations for kids, and can dougie.

And on top of all of her many accolades…. let us not forget…

Her Secret Service name is Renaissance?!? Go Michelle!!!!! You are an AMAZING LADY👏👏👏👏👏

[wearestill-kids]

a year ago I would’ve died for certain people, a year later half of them are dead to me.

[floolie]

My grandpa was in a gang called the “pretty boys” and they had leather jackets with “pretty boys” studded on the back. They didn’t even do anything they just stood around and looked pretty. My only sure goal in life is to keep this legacy alive

[artisticfrustration]

me: watches a new movie

me: changes my personality and behaviors completely to match the main character

[artisticfrustration]

Me: I impulsively buy stuff when I'm sad

Person: but you're always buying stuff

Me: *finger guns*

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