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[artless-a-non-convict]

je vais commencer à mêlée ces gens, j'ai juré.

C’est vrai. lls sont tellement irritants…

[artless-a-non-convict]

I need new ways of bullying you. Are there any secret insecurities you have that I can exploit :)

I’m not going to HELP you bully me, abruti- pourquoi veux-tu me harceler ???

[artless-a-non-convict]

heyyyy...I know you hate banana peels civilians...but can you do my makeup? I'm honestly SO jealous!

Sure, mon ami- just don’t bring any bananas, will you?

[artless-a-non-convict]

If you got the chance, would you murder Oliver? Given your past together and stuff.... And related question, if you HAD to murder your other friends/fans/family to like, avoid getting caught and such, would you?

Maybe? Probably not?

No, definitely not.

[artless-a-non-convict]

Politely throws bananas peels at you before skittering away

-✨️🪄

angry french noises

atleast they were POLITE about it…

[artless-a-non-convict]

What were your parents like? Just out of curiousity, we don't know much about them so.. were they like supportive, strict... Or??

They were rather strict and definitely not supportive- I mean they wanted me to get into construction! They were nice though. might be dead now Wonder how they’re doing.

[artless-a-non-convict]

🍌

fearful french noises

[artless-a-non-convict]

Do you sometimes wish every single banana peel user gets banished into the shadow realm?

ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢⁱⁿᵍˡᵉ ᵖᵉʳᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉ👀

Yes, Very much so. Except the shadow realm isn’t enough, send them straight to hell.

…also yes.

[thinkfastchucknuts]

RUDE!!! I will NOT stand for this SLANDER!!! GET BANANA PEELED NOOB!!!

Many, many banana peels being thrown, once again.

[artless-a-non-convict]

ARRÊTEZ DE ME LANCER DES PEAUX DE BANANE

[artless-a-non-convict]

Do you sometimes wish every single banana peel user gets banished into the shadow realm?

ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢⁱⁿᵍˡᵉ ᵖᵉʳᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉ👀

Yes, Very much so. Except the shadow realm isn’t enough, send them straight to hell.

…also yes.

[artless-a-non-convict]

i hate magic…

and i hate you…

artful should go DIE!!!!!!

@banana-dod

Oh my! That’s quite. hateful of you, isn’t it?

THERES MORE OF THEM???

[artless-a-non-convict]

Heya artful! Someone told me that your favorite thing in the world is banana peels! I don't know why butttttt I placed alot in your house! I hope you enjoy!

-Friendly annon.

Quoi ??? Pourquoi ???

ah, oui oui… thank you,,, I appreciate it-

[artless-a-non-convict]

here’s my cat Bob ig

Pls take him away he just destroyed 9 universes I’m fucking tired

That’s a lot of universes.. what about no? please keep him.

[artless-a-non-convict]

HIII ARTFUL!! BIG FAN, I LOVE YOUR SHOWS ^^

ESPECIALLY the one where you murdered those fake civilians, the props and effects looked SO real in that one!!! How do you do such realistic stuff, is it magic?? :o

…definately magic! Yup. I’m glad you like my shows!

[artless-a-non-convict]

Die..? As in .. as in die of de— gets shot 27 times

Deserved. Get your own jokes, miscreant

[artless-a-non-convict]

So if I remember right.. You said you dated one person before, I'm curious, what happened between you two?

A not so amicable break up. Quite a shame, really.

[artless-a-non-convict]

Gives you 200 kittens

Goodluck

Oh! thats. a lot of kittens! How am i gonna take csre of these things???

[artless-a-non-convict]

Hypothetically. What would you do if I mail you a pipe bomb

Die? I don’t know how you’d get my house address, though. Please DON’T mail me a pipe bomb