( mixed sentence starters; )
“You’re enough, you’ve always been enough.”
“Please say you’ll be mine – forever maybe?”
“If this is another one of your NYSNC dance off’s it’s not gonna be me.”
“…– all my love is for you.”
“What’s a girl/guy gotta do to get some chili cheese nachos over here?”
“Hands off. The boy is /mine/.”
“If you love her/him so much why don’t you marry her/him?”
“Am I really good enough for you?”
“Oh! Look at that hottie over there, they’re totally checking you out!”
“We’ll always be friends…no matter what.”
“Don’t you dare run away from this! Everything was just starting to get good for us and now you wanna turn your back?!”
“So fess up, who’s the girl/guy you’ve been crushing on, and don’t even try and tell me you’re not.”
“If this ringtone of a drunk squirrel laughing doesn’t make you either smile or start laughing you have no sense of humor and we’re not friends anymore.”
“I guess this is goodbye then…”
“You’re not even going to try and make this work?”
“Hey it’s morning already? I couldn’t sleep at all.”
“You’re blushing – how adorable.”
“You look so cute when you’re sleeping.”
“I have no intention of giving you to others.”
“Hey I’m getting hungry, feed me.”
“Hmph, don’t fool around, it’s early in the morning – I’m not awake yet.”
“No – I’ve just got more things on my mind.”
“Hey, not ‘there’, I told you not to touch /it/.”
“No, it has nothing to do with you.”
“Hmm…what’s this? It feels nice, don’t stop.”
“Okay I’ll get up. Just don’t shake me anymore.”
“Do you really want to touch me?”
“You know I won’t be responsible for anything that happens.”
“W-woah, don’t just touch me out of nowhere!”
“My you’re a bold one aren’t you?”
“Are you lonely perhaps?”
“You want to sleep some more? Come here.”
“Ah that expression of yours, don’t show it to others.”
“My my, you’re the one who told me we can’t do it in the morning.”
“I wanna break your heart.”
“When I’m done with you you’ll be begging for mercy.”
“If only someone loved you.”
“You’ll never be good enough.”
“Oh yeah well you can just kiss my ass then.”
“On a scale of one to ten how cool would it be to do a flash mob?”
“Where’s my goodnight kiss.”
“I’ll rip your heart out – don’t even think about it.”
“Such a rare beauty, I’d love to have you for the night.”
“What’s your name? Wanna hear me moan it?”
“What do you mean I can’t be a pretty pretty Princess!?”
“Rawr in dinosaur means I love you.”
“Oh wow you really are a girl/boy – coulda fooled me.”
“I’m gonna marry you one day.”
“You have such a pretty voice.”
“That boy/girl has danger written all over him/her.”
“Fear is healthy in relationships…and sexually enticing.”
“ – and then he bent me over his knee and smacked my ass. I’d say it was an ideal night.”
“If you call me your super hella gay bff ever again I’m going to kill you.”
“The correct term is fabulous.”
