For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie.
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For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie.
text messages.
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?
Give my muse an item and see how they react.
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“I don’t think there’s such a thing…?” She replied and leaned back and scrolled through her phone. “Oh, hey, this one describes you perfectly: “The gypsies said my inner demons are how I’ll die”.” Seolhyun looked over at him before nodding her head, “Yeah, you’d say that.”
“What does that even mean? My inner demons are how i die? That doesn’t make any sense. I don’t talk nonsense.” He chuckled, shaking his head a bit.
j0ngie:
Because you’re so serious all of a sudden-
I didn’t mean to be all serious- But i’m not mad so don’t worry
Are you mad?
No, why? Why would i be mad?
You’re so sweet, my heart---
if you like me, tell me. wanna kiss me? go for it. mad at me? tell me why and I’ll do my best to fix it. life is too short for unsaid words and regrets. so fucking live.
j0ngie:
Hey I love your sack—-
Is my sack my best feature?
I want the crown thingy
Send me a ♔ and I’ll describe the relationship of our muses in one gif
i can’t use just one gif so...
DON'T REPLY ME PRIVATELY YOU SACK
The disrespect on this one... Calling me a sack..
“Studies have shown tasteful sideboob is good for you.” Seolhyun
Daniel chuckled at her statement, shrugging his shoulders. “What does studies say about not-so tasteful sideboob? Or accidental sideboob?”
Cards Against Humanity Starters:
“I drink to forget alcoholism.”
“This is the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of crippling debt.”
“Dear [NAME], I’m having some trouble with doing the right thing and would like your advice.”
“During sex, I like to think about Mufasa’s death scene.”
“White people like all-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.”
“I’ve had enough of your face.”
“Having problems with menstruation? Try shutting the fuck up!”
“The gypsies said my inner demons are how I’ll die.”
“I don’t need luck! I have edible underpants!”
“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s daddy issues.”
“My superpower is being a dick to children.”
“Studies have shown tasteful sideboob is good for you.”
“Honey, mommy and daddy love you very much, but apparently mommy loves daddy’s credit card more than daddy.”
“When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50 foot statue to commemorate a tiny horse.”
“The class field trip was completely ruined by puberty.”
“Licking things to claim them as your own will always get you laid.”
“Hope is a slippery slope that leads to a disappointing birthday party.”
“Step one: almost give money to a homeless person. Step two: taksies-backsies. Step three: profit.”
“Me time never fails to liven up the party.”
“Why not spice up your sex life by bringing that thing that electrocute your abs into the bedroom?”
“Ever since the ‘incident’, every time I close my eyes, I still see your sad little naked body.”
“Women get turned on by tentacle porn.”
“Help! My son is farting and walking away!”
“I lost my virginity by pretending to care.”
“I learned the hard way that you can’t cheer up a grieving friend by giving a tumor a cutesy nickname.”
“Thanks to the sharing economy, I can now make money renting out my used panties.”
“Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children a can of whoop-ass.”
“Honey, I have a new roleplay I want to try tonight! You can be shutting the fuck up and I’ll be not having sex.”
“The next Happy Meal toy is pinkeye.”
“My mom freaked out when she looked at my internet history and saw ‘a-big-black-dick.com/a-bigger-blacker-dick.”
“Can it wait a bit? I’m in the middle of making poor life choices?”
“Remember the old days when you could just slap ‘SWAG’ on everything?”
“TSA guidelines now prohibit whining like a little bitch on airplanes.”
Send me a ♔ and I'll describe the relationship of our muses in one gif
Send me “◇“ for my muse’s reaction to yours suddenly grabbing and hugging them