Daughter of lightning

Aru Shah. Devourer of Twizzlers and Swedish Fish. Bearer of a ridiculously cool lightning bolt. Daughter of the God of Lightning and Thunder. Vessel of movie quotes..................is the most awesome person EVER!!!

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Aru : Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

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Aiden : I think we're missing something.

Brynne : Teamwork?

Mini : Cohesion?

Aru : A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Some random guy : How many kids do you have? 

Boo : Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Officiant : Repeat after me-

Aru : After me-

Officiant, turning to Aiden : Are you sure this is the one you want? It's a lifetime commitment...

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"Can't spell 'stability' without stab."

— Brynne, giving life advice.

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Aru : My biggest talent is being stress.

Nikita : Don’t you mean stressed?

Aru : No.

Aiden *tired* : No.

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Rudy : I think you might have a bit of a sarcasm problem.

Aru : Oh really? Congratulations on making such a groundbreaking discovery. I suspect that the President himself will be here soon to congratulate you, should I bring out the fine china?

Rudy *offended* : You know, sometimes it kinda hurts.

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Aiden : I think I'm in love with you.

Aru : Not the best idea you’ve ever had, but I'll happily take it.

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[In the future]

Stranger : So what do you do for a living?

Aru : I hunt and kill aliens.

Stranger : What? But aliens don’t exist-

Aru : Have you ever seen one?

Stranger : Of course not.

Aru : Exactly. Your welcome.

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Aiden : Bee, come over, I need your help.

Brynne : Can’t. I’m burying a body.

Aiden : Rudy isn’t home.

Brynne : I know.

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[while texting]

Aru : I love you 

Aiden : Ilyt

Aru : Say it properly🔪

Aiden : I love you too 

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Aru : Snob

Aiden : Troll

Aru : Dork

Aiden : Nerd

Aru : Geek

Aiden : Mine

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Brynne : Give me some words of encouragement so that I don’t murder anyone today.

Aiden : There’s no WiFi in jail.

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Aru : Things I want, snuggles.

Aru : Things I receive, struggles.

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[texting]

Aru : Hey <3

Aiden : What do you want?

Aru : Do I need a reason to text my favorite person?

Aiden : Yeah, at 3 AM you do.

Aru : Fine, give a minute to bring out the list

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Brynne : Sheela, I swear if you pick Frozen for movie night one more time, you’re losing your privileges.

Sheela : Fine, I picked a different movie!

Brynne : Which one?

Sheela : Frozen 2

Brynne : Ughhhh

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Aru : *does something stupid*

Aiden : What an absolute idiot.

Aiden : I can’t believe I’d die for her.