the place unseen

[asaofalamagordo]

Asa of Alamagordo

WAW-class

currently housed in architecture

[lc-manager-x]

@asaofalamagordo

Oh? Hello?

[asaofalamagordo]

Hello

[nilinstance]

Asa drank the grimace shake millions are dead and millions more have radiation poisining

oh no :(

[asaofalamagordo]

Im better now

[lune-fox-deactivated20260307]

Asa after drinking grimace shake

Will be a legend told by the survivors

[asaofalamagordo]

don't worry im ok now

[nilinstance]

How's it going on Lobotomy Corp?

bad they won't let me give the agents a nice death. unfair 0/10 would not come back again

[asaofalamagordo]

nuke the place

[lune-fox-deactivated20260307]

can't stop thinking about my son Asa Oppenheimer

“Would you be interested in this radioactive rock?”

[asaofalamagordo]

"well would you!!!!!!??????"

[nilinstance]

Hello brother

@asaofalamagordo

points. waves at you

hi there

[asaofalamagordo]

:)

[kira-moonrabbit-deactivated2024]

imagine if nuc met Asa

nuclear butterfly man, right? Nuc's name is just Nuc. She has no relation to nuclear power. If you imply she is radioactive she slugs you in the gut so hard you get flung across the room.

Of course, if she were to actually be made radioactive, she would die. This is something they call "irony." ...I think. I've never been good with that word.

[asaofalamagordo]

pfffffffffffffffffffffft

[manager-s]

Asa reaches out from where his siting. there is something i, his hand

@asaofalamagordo

? [S squints at it from between papers.]

[asaofalamagordo]

[have a radioactive rock, flesh garden man.]

[manager-s]

I’m afraid too

@asaofalamagordo

Ah.. gotcha.

Wait. How are you afraid of me?? I am literally such a wimp???? I couldn't hurt a man if I wanted to

[asaofalamagordo]

Not you but me. I am afraid of me

[manager-s]

Ahhh. That makes a lot more sense. I get you.

I need to find my glasses so I can stop squinting at everything.

[asaofalamagordo]

It’s interesting how much we empathize with each other

[manager-s]

Yeah. I'm.. kind of glad I didn't go through with what I had planned now.

I've always been told that I'm insensitive and ignorant, so this is sort of nice to hear. Sorry I keep sidetracking with this I just felt like it was relevant

[asaofalamagordo]

You are learning. We all are

[manager-s]

..Never thought about it like that.

[asaofalamagordo]

[Asa smiles and takes another draw on his cigarette]

[manager-s]

I’m afraid too

@asaofalamagordo

Ah.. gotcha.

Wait. How are you afraid of me?? I am literally such a wimp???? I couldn't hurt a man if I wanted to

[asaofalamagordo]

Not you but me. I am afraid of me

[manager-s]

Ahhh. That makes a lot more sense. I get you.

I need to find my glasses so I can stop squinting at everything.

[asaofalamagordo]

It’s interesting how much we empathize with each other

[manager-s]

Yeah. I'm.. kind of glad I didn't go through with what I had planned now.

I've always been told that I'm insensitive and ignorant, so this is sort of nice to hear. Sorry I keep sidetracking with this I just felt like it was relevant

[asaofalamagordo]

You are learning. We all are

[manager-s]

I’m afraid too

@asaofalamagordo

Ah.. gotcha.

Wait. How are you afraid of me?? I am literally such a wimp???? I couldn't hurt a man if I wanted to

[asaofalamagordo]

Not you but me. I am afraid of me

[manager-s]

Ahhh. That makes a lot more sense. I get you.

I need to find my glasses so I can stop squinting at everything.

[asaofalamagordo]

It’s interesting how much we empathize with each other

[manager-s]

I’m afraid too

@asaofalamagordo

Ah.. gotcha.

Wait. How are you afraid of me?? I am literally such a wimp???? I couldn't hurt a man if I wanted to

[asaofalamagordo]

Not you but me. I am afraid of me

[manager-s]

I want to help @asaofalamagordo

You.. already have? Also, uh, why???

[asaofalamagordo]

The fact that you’re distorted means that their is something wrong still

[manager-s]

I.. Guess? It's comfy this way, though.

I wouldn't mind being like this for a while longer.

[asaofalamagordo]

I can't stop you

[manager-s]

...I should probably get back to my job at some point, though, right?

Even though I don't want to.

[asaofalamagordo]

Yes

[manager-s]

I want to help @asaofalamagordo

You.. already have? Also, uh, why???

[asaofalamagordo]

The fact that you’re distorted means that their is something wrong still

[manager-s]

I.. Guess? It's comfy this way, though.

I wouldn't mind being like this for a while longer.

[asaofalamagordo]

I can't stop you

[manager-s]

I want to help @asaofalamagordo

You.. already have? Also, uh, why???

[asaofalamagordo]

The fact that you’re distorted means that their is something wrong still

[cloneinthevents]

Who are you

@asaofalamagordo

[Amos_B]: I am called Amos.

[Amos_B]: Why are you asking?

[asaofalamagordo]

I’m curious