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@lc-manager-x
So uh, I saw that Angela and some other Sephirah (Sephirot?) Made tumblr blogs and decided to join in :)
- Iām X, the manager of lobotomy corp
- He/Dey
- I may not follow canon in these posts
- this blog is also pure chaos
- if anyone has any problems with anything just tell me!
Dni if - lgbtq+phobic, proshipper, MAP/NOMAP
(Just be a decent human being!)
A letter from the Manager (OOC)
Rp members under the cut!
you knou, for the amount of time I've been ourking here, you'd think thry'd get me a neu keyboard
Sorry man
Did I just hear moon.
Hm~
Soba ni iiiiiiiru yooooo~
Today I discovered a blue-haired internet idol who sings with a robotic voice. Apparently, she's in my Wi-Fi? I certainly hope she isn't, as that would be problematic for the efficiency of Lobotomy Corporation's operations.
Do not delete Miku. She is there for morale.
Shall I add some songs of hers to your playlist?
Hmmmmmā¦
Yes. Machine, add the Miku rendition of All I Want For Christmas to the facility playlist.
Can we also get Moon
eat a muffin faster than ever before. I believe in you
You're right. Give me 30 seconds.
When Angela first did the memory sync thing she was really confused because "The other managers ended up crying by the end of it." But I don't really understand...? What's so sad about devouring a blueberry muffin under a minute! Did I sync with the wrong memories?
black tea is real good but I don't havw any boxes of my own so I just steal from binah every time I visit. I don't think she's noticed yet
Welcome back.
( @hokma-records )
Thanks :]!
\\A letter from the Manager (ooc):
Initially, I started this account as a parody account. Eventually, this lead me down into a rabbit hole of roleplaying. At some point, there was a... somewhat coherent roleplay, with actual organization between the members. Due to inactivity, the plot lines eventually fizzled out. After that, I became inactive on this account, unsure if I should continue with X's personal shenanigans or not.
Anyway, after an indefinite hiatus: I'm back in business again! (As a parody account!)
Rp interactions are fine, but I don't think my attention span can do long stories! Anywho- Welcome back, manager X!
The circular bird stares down at the Manager stood before it. It doesn't really move, or do anything, but rather, it just loafs infront of them. Yes, it breached just because it wanted attention, and attention it will get, whether that attention involves needing to eat a few heads.
- @big-birds-forest
(X isn't quite sure how the bird got to the manager's office in the first place. It doesn't seem to be hurting anyone at the moment, so he should be fine. It only breached for attention, so it probably would go back to its containment when satiated. He pets the big bird.)
what happens if you give weed to an employee?
They explode, I think
happy pride month btw, the abnormalities are gay
If I boop you woulg that just cause a singularity point? - @lc-manager-x
So you've met your reflections, the pieces of the mirror? They must have tried to boop you because their own tomorrows are not on the horizon.
...Sorry force of habit
I'm not sure and you totally shouldn't boop me because that might happen and not because I don't want to be booped
Boop
Guys my double u still doesnt ourk
uuhat if you just put together tuuo I'd like uuhat i'm doing to make a really big one
ouhat if the manager gave me a neu keyboard. ouhat if.
.did someone break your double u as ouell
Sorry, Netzach. The abnormalities keep eating the replacements I try to ship to your department. Sorry, man.
Guys no one ever taught me how to cook pasta correctly I don't think you're supposed to microwave it in a cup of water how do I do this
...as it turns out, approximately 2 cups of citrus juice on an otherwise empty stomach is a bad idea.
please learn from my mistakes.
Nah Iām gonna drink four cups of citrus juice
why is this conversation happening across multiple universes?
Who the fuck are all of you
Hate it when I accidentally break the space time continuum. Not me though Iām better then that
....what the actual fuck is happened over here..?
uhhh- no clue to be honest-
shenanigans! thats all!
yeah uh, that-
Well, okay then...
I know theres been a bit of strange timeline stuff going on but this seems a bit much...
Woag... :0
what the actual hell.
So, you've met your reflections, the pieces of the mirror? They must have tried to stop you because their own tomorrows are not on the horizon.
...
Wait a second where the fuck am I?
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????????
But you... you gave up the path to stay in those yesterdays with them.
Ok you know what nevermind all that who the fuck are you
Don't drink citrus juice on an empty stomach you will be hurty. do NOT. PUT ANYTHING WITH CITRIC ACID WITH MILK IF YOU INTEND ON DRINKING IT. The milk will curdle and you will be sad.
...I thought most people knew that...
I wanted to make rbilk (redbull+milk) and was immediately disheartened.
...why-? what is the appeal in that?
fun...?
...as it turns out, approximately 2 cups of citrus juice on an otherwise empty stomach is a bad idea.
please learn from my mistakes.
Nah Iām gonna drink four cups of citrus juice
why is this conversation happening across multiple universes?
Who the fuck are all of you
Hate it when I accidentally break the space time continuum. Not me though Iām better then that
....what the actual fuck is happened over here..?
uhhh- no clue to be honest-
shenanigans! thats all!
yeah uh, that-
Well, okay then...
I know theres been a bit of strange timeline stuff going on but this seems a bit much...
Woag... :0
what the actual hell.
So, you've met your reflections, the pieces of the mirror? They must have tried to stop you because their own tomorrows are not on the horizon.
...
Wait a second where the fuck am I?
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????????
But you... you gave up the path to stay in those yesterdays with them.
Ok you know what nevermind all that who the fuck are you
Don't drink citrus juice on an empty stomach you will be hurty. do NOT. PUT ANYTHING WITH CITRIC ACID WITH MILK IF YOU INTEND ON DRINKING IT. The milk will curdle and you will be sad.
...I thought most people knew that...
I wanted to make rbilk (redbull+milk) and was immediately disheartened.
