Asda attempts to label things. Fails.

On visits to Asda, I get pictures of their fruit and veg displays. Invariably they are comically mislabeled.

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OK, let's go through these... Not a carrot Not a carrot Not a carrot Not a carrot Not a carrot Not a carrot Carrot... no, wait, not a carrot Not a carrot Not a carrot ... Not a carrot

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Again, Asda staff have spotted the colour and leaped to a conclusion. The wrong conclusion, obviously.

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Pears? Or pineapples? Being generous, they do have a vaguely similar shape.

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I know "nuts" are often botanically something quite different, but this is just a cop-out.

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Technically not a mistake, but I am highly amused that they've correctly identified "persimmon" given their usual inability to spot something like an apple.

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I had a satsuma yesterday, Asda, but I don't remember it being quite so spiky.

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You've successfully identified kale, but got potatoes confused with bananas? FFS.

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You might be right about the ones in the middle, but the others? Definitely not nectarines.

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Yellow melons - very good. Shame they just gave up after that.

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Sorry, Asda. Despite a recent run of good labelling, you're back to your old tricks. That's not a satsuma.

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I suppose, technically, you could class aubergine as a salad vegetable. But that would be pretty pedantic of you.

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The slightly more exotic fruits such as "melon" and "pineapple" are beyond Asda's compression.

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Despite being specific with the label for the middle batch of potatoes, Asda have stayed very general with the "vegetable" designation for the other batches.

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"Don’t care, don’t care, cauliflower! I know that one."

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Not cauliflowers. That one on the end is, quite obviously, a trifle.

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Funny looking fruit. Too much fun at the Asda Christmas party last night.

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If there's a particular vegetable which deserves correct identification at Christmas time, it's the sprout. Poor show, Asda.