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@goodforyourbxnes

[she has witnessed his moping and is not pleased] [so she sits herself down in front of him and takes his hand and addresses him very sternly] North, baby. What’s going on with you?

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[slurring, but trying very hard not to because cha boi is the drunkest Felix has ever seen him and he doesn’t want her to think he’s messy] ’M angry. At Tex. She was nyasty to me as a, uh, a defection. [he means deflection]

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[she can tell he’s drunk] [and that wouldn’t usually be a cause for concern per say but he’s worried about his whole general… vibe]

I’m not sure what that means, honey. [squeezes his hand] What happened with Tex?

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

She’s. [gesticulates with the bottle] I, I, uh, I talked to her. About Tasha. And… [sighs in frustration]

[slurred but with his words more easily flowing:] Вы говорите по-Русский?

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Ah, I see. [purses her lips and nods a little] I understand enough to get by, as long as you don’t mind me responding in English.

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[sighs in relief and keeps going in Russian that I’m going to type in English because I do not speak even a little Russian]

I told her I was upset about her breaking off with me and getting together with my sister without telling me. She said I was only bringing it up to pick a fight.

[fiireriides-blog]

Mm… well, that’s not very fair. I think you have a right to tell her how you feel, especially if she hurt you in some way. [squeezes his hand in hers] I don’t know exactly what kind of relationship you two had. Was it the sort of thing where maybe she thought she didn’t need to tell you?

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

Maybe if she had just broken it off. If she decided she just didn't want to do it anymore. That'd be fine. A notice still would be nice, but it's rude, at worst.

But that's not what happened. She dropped me for my sister without warning either of us.

[sighs] We weren't romantic. I'm not secretly pining for her. It was just a terrible thing to do, and somehow when I point that out, I'm the bad guy.

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@goodforyourbxnes

[she has witnessed his moping and is not pleased] [so she sits herself down in front of him and takes his hand and addresses him very sternly] North, baby. What’s going on with you?

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[slurring, but trying very hard not to because cha boi is the drunkest Felix has ever seen him and he doesn’t want her to think he’s messy] ’M angry. At Tex. She was nyasty to me as a, uh, a defection. [he means deflection]

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[she can tell he’s drunk] [and that wouldn’t usually be a cause for concern per say but he’s worried about his whole general… vibe]

I’m not sure what that means, honey. [squeezes his hand] What happened with Tex?

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

She’s. [gesticulates with the bottle] I, I, uh, I talked to her. About Tasha. And… [sighs in frustration]

[slurred but with his words more easily flowing:] Вы говорите по-Русский?

[fiireriides-blog]

Ah, I see. [purses her lips and nods a little] I understand enough to get by, as long as you don’t mind me responding in English.

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[sighs in relief and keeps going in Russian that I'm going to type in English because I do not speak even a little Russian]

I told her I was upset about her breaking off with me and getting together with my sister without telling me. She said I was only bringing it up to pick a fight.

[smoderato]

[why wont he tell the cab driver they’re gonna fuck for sure]

[Vincenzo laughs a little and puts his chinny chin atop Nick’s shoulder and just… humsss, thinking about it for a second]

I was planning our third date somewhere between drinks 5 and 8 and then a followup between 12 and 15, but we can postpone it, for sure.

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[Nicky-Nick has a smile like the cat who got the cream]

Or, we could skip drinks 9 through 15, head home, and have a follow-up on every flat surface in my apartment.

[hand on Vin’s thigh] [they’re going to make this cabbie suffer]

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@goodforyourbxnes

[she has witnessed his moping and is not pleased] [so she sits herself down in front of him and takes his hand and addresses him very sternly] North, baby. What’s going on with you?

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[slurring, but trying very hard not to because cha boi is the drunkest Felix has ever seen him and he doesn’t want her to think he’s messy] ’M angry. At Tex. She was nyasty to me as a, uh, a defection. [he means deflection]

[fiireriides-blog]

[she can tell he’s drunk] [and that wouldn’t usually be a cause for concern per say but he’s worried about his whole general… vibe]

I’m not sure what that means, honey. [squeezes his hand] What happened with Tex?

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

She's. [gesticulates with the bottle] I, I, uh, I talked to her. About Tasha. And... [sighs in frustration]

[slurred but with his words more easily flowing:] Вы говорите по-Русский?

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@goodforyourbxnes

[she has witnessed his moping and is not pleased] [so she sits herself down in front of him and takes his hand and addresses him very sternly] North, baby. What’s going on with you?

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[slurring, but trying very hard not to because cha boi is the drunkest Felix has ever seen him and he doesn't want her to think he's messy] 'M angry. At Tex. She was nyasty to me as a, uh, a defection. [he means deflection]

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goodforyourbxnes replied to your post: Reasons not to marry North: “Mrs…

Darkovsgado

Delskaya

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

That sounds cool and then Delsky would make North sound like a nerd which fits

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nick:

[shrugs] I said they flail /less/ for a reason.

But nevermind that. [claps him on the shoulder] I’m confident in you, kiddo. You could do this.

          [ this huge dude is really encouraging a fifteen year old to smother a dude ]  [ blink blink ]  [ rad ]  [ rolls up his sleeves ]

               um, okay. here goes nothing i guess.

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[nods, an looks both ways to make sure no one can see them]

Whenever you're ready.

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

Application to day @fiireriides

Name: Nikolai Mikhailovich Tarkovsky

Photo:

Age: 29

Height: 6'4"

Shoe Size: 13W

You rich, bro?

I do alright.

How do you feel about being bossed around?

You could say I enjoy it.

Do you promise to be super in love with me?

...........

Okay, but, like, SUPER in love with me?

.....................yes

Will you call me lots of cute pet names?

As many as I can think of

Will you pretend like I’m good at singing even if I’m just okay at singing?

As long as you pretend that I'm okay at dancing even though I'm actually terrible.

How willing are you to go vegan or at least eat a lot of vegan food?

3 out of 10

How do you feel about waking up with the sun?

Counter question: how do you feel about getting up with sun, having morning sex, and taking a nap until at least 9 am?

Rank me on a scale of 9-10 and there’s only one right answer: 

25

BONUS QUESTIONS:

How do you feel about being bossed around, in bed?

:^)

Will you tittyfuck my b-cups or are you chicken?

I'd tittyfuck your b-cups to heaven, look God in the face, and keep going

On a scale of yes to HELL YES, how do you feel about getting topped by your wife?

yes (answer would be HELL YES if marriage didn't terrifying me)

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nick:

[thank you he is in fact even stronger than he looks]

Sometimes, but definitely not if they’re already unconscious. They flail less this way.

          [ oh, neat ]  [ nods seriously ] 

          don’t they still twitch and stuff?

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[shrugs] I said they flail /less/ for a reason.

But nevermind that. [claps him on the shoulder] I'm confident in you, kiddo. You could do this.

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goodforyourbxnes:

I’m good for now. I’ll let you know if I change my mind later.

[pulls a bag of chips and a bottle of Pepsi out of his backpack] [commence snacking]

[sighs] I know we came out here to get my mind off of it, and you’ve already taken on so much, but there’s one last thing I really need to get off my chest if that’s alright with you.

Friend, I’m about to get very high partying on this joint by myself, I think I can probably handle it. [real quick though] [lights that sucker and takes a real big hit]

Plus I’m, like, awesome, and really good at listening to other people’s problems and stuff. So shoot.

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

Okay. Alright. I-

..... I wish I loved her. I mean, she's my closest friend, I do love her, but I'm not in love with her, and I don't think I ever could be.

It would be easier for me to wrap my head around it that way. I could feel alright about dropping out of school to raise my child with someone I love. That would be doing the right thing. This... It doesn't feel like I'm doing something good.

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goodforyourbxnes:

[takes his hands in hers and pulls her further out on the dance floor]

That’s some pretty serious deception you’re accusing me of Angel.

Well, you’re a pretty serious deceiver. A real sneaky character. [she goes with him, waiting for him do finally start doing a proper chicken dance and end her suffering] [and begin a… new level of suffering]

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[is she really actually ready for a new level of suffering though?] [because he's actually dancing in earnest now, completely off beat with such classic moves as the hustle and the mash potato]

Dance with me!

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goodforyourbxnes:

Just you. Well, maybe some Theraflu if you happen to have some, but mostly you. [nuzzles into her, focusing very hard on not leaking snot on her]

I don’t know that I have any, but I can always try to sneak into the med bay Except I’m pretty sure the nurse there hates me, because one time I joked about having sex with his boyfriend. So. You might just have to accept just me, which is still pretty good.

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

Do you mean Vin? [places her hand on his head in a silent request for pets]

I think he hates me too. He had to look at my balls once.

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

smoderato:

[fucking sinister] [making vincenzo maria rossi SLEEP IN???] [i don’t even know what vincenzo usually does in the morning. i’m assuming yoga. the hot kind where your pores scream for an hour straight]

[he’s a little slow about it because he doesn’t want to touch all up on him if he doesn’t want to be all touched up on] [(what level of cuddling are they even on, is definitely something he’s asking himself)] [but he does rub the big bear’s back] [he’s so. good. sob] [he feels good]

[sing songy] Go~od morning. [rub rub] Sleep well?

[nick’s approach to the morning: roll out of bed at the last minute and then sludge into the shower so he vaguely represents a human being whenever he gets where he’s going]

[lets out a deep content grumble when Vin rubs his back] [it’s all North ever wanted in life] 

Like a dream. You?

[smoderato]

[uuuuhhh NUT] [nut machine fully functioning] [nut] [he loves it when he makes…sounds… it’s really attractive and it kills him]

[does nicky like back scratches] [he’s getting them] [he’s getting them… very gentle like] [just grazing]

You’re really warm. It’s nice. [he’s so huggable]

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[he really, really enjoys it]

Just wait until it gets cold. I've been told I'm better than a heated blanket.

[.......fuck] [it occurs to him after he says it that he just made a statement that implies commitment and like] [it's October] [they're less than a month from things getting cold] [ but it still doesn't sit right with him]

[so..... Nick is going to distract himself] [moves the arm wrapped around Vin lower, maybe, just maybe, giving his ass a squeeze] You hungry?

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

munequitx:

[sighs, thinking about this for a while] Well, I suppose you have some point. But I think that’s all the more reason for you to tell her. It’s possible she’ll be upset by it, of course, it’s always possible that someone could be upset by something you do. But it’s better if she hears it from her brother. And then you can talk about it, like adults, because you two aren’t kids anymore and you can handle your issues maturely now.

[groans] I wish she had told me that they were together. It would be a lot easier to have this conversation with her if I didn’t have to start it with “So about your secret girlfriend…” 

And at this point, I’m just going along with the assumption that they’re actually dating. For all I know, they have the same type of relationship Tex and I had, and everyone else is misinterpreting it. 

[munequitx-blog]

I mean, that’s a fair point. You’re in kind of a weird position. Still, they’re not exactly being subtle, at least not if everyone seems to think there’s something going on there. So maybe the conversation needs to start with you asking her exactly what is going on, and you hope that she’ll be honest with you.

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

I hate that good advice is generally being told what you know you have to do, but don't want to do.

[gives his cake one last half hearted stab, smearing it on the plate] [quietly] I'll talk to her.

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goodforyourbxnes:

[he groans on the way up, and when he gets into a sitting position his eyes look star-y]

Thank you for making me tea. [picks the cup up and takes that first “too hot but still good” sip]

You’re welcome, hun. [rubs little circles on his back] Is there anything else you need, or just my incredibly healing presence?

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

Just you. Well, maybe some Theraflu if you happen to have some, but mostly you. [nuzzles into her, focusing very hard on not leaking snot on her]

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goodforyourbxnes replied to your post “Okay, who here knows the funky chicken?”

Felix. [he says her name like he’s making love to the feel of it in his mouth] [cups her face] [this could all be very romantic if he wasn’t fucking Blasted] Babe. This can’t be contained. [pulls back] [he doesn’t even do the funky chicken, he hums the chicken dance song and dance along to it] [I’m not sure if this is better or worse] [clap, clap, clap]

[god] [she hates this, and she particularly hates how much she fucking loves it] [he’s so cute and so cheesy and she’s going to fight him]

At least do the dance right, you jerk.

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

Show me how to do it the right way then! [shakes his tail feather]

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I absolutely will not. What you’re asking of me right now goes against every single thing I believe in and hold dear. Also I know you know how to properly dance the funky chicken, you’re doing this to antagonize me. [she still finds it adorable but!] [she needs him to know that she knows what he’s doing]

[asdfghjkjhgfds]

[takes his hands in hers and pulls her further out on the dance floor]

That's some pretty serious deception you're accusing me of Angel.