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I'm not a chiropractor but I can break your back just as good

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Hairs are like plants, as are how our flesh is the soil.

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I crack bones like they are glow sticks

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*Me whenever my cat is sitting in the shade*:There is something really shady about you.👉

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*Walks down a flight of stairs.*

*Misses a step, and falling down the stairs.*

*Well laying on my back* Step, what are you doing?

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Romeo Romeo

Does thy's ass look divine today,

No homieo?

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Romeo Romeo

No homeo No homeo

But thy's ass does look scrumptious.

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Why smoke crack when you can just sit on my lap.

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And that would be the sound of my dummy thiccness clapping through the air like sleigh bells made of naughty children.

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Me: *Thinking about gay stuff*

My Mom:*Walks in*

Me:

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Panic attacks suck more than a gay vampire on Grinder.

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What if William Afton AKA Purple Guy is anonymous?

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I just realized that the, probably, only reason that Aziraphale and Crowley got the job as Nanny and Gardener so they could look after Warlock was them using magic, like they just tempted Warlocks parents to say yes.

I know that probably everyone already figured this out but you know like what if someone didn’t?

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That moment when you a panic attack because your voice is too feminine and girly and start crying on the school bs home so you put your spiderman mask on to hide your face and get off the bus early to walk and be alone for a while but end up spraining your ankle.

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Who needs a girlfriend when you have books.

Who needs a boyfriend when you have pizza.

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Sometimes I forget that I’m a girl, Like I’ll be getting dress and I’ll be like “what a minutes I have boobs,why do I have boobs, am I a girl?” then I’ll remember and I’m starting to feel like an idiot.

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Loki: “I, loki Odinson, prince of asgard, king of frost giants, king of snakes...ect” 

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Person A: “I low key hate you”

Person B: “I high key hate myself”

Person C: “I median key think you two should stop being mean to Person B”

Person D: “I snake key want candy”

Person E: “My key is for Johnlock how did I get here ,I think this post should stop”

Person F: “I heaven key know you’re all going to hell” 

Person G: “I Hell key do want you all fucking near me youre find to heaven”

Person H: “I mayor key want this to end”

Person I: “I key to your heart key don’t know why this is getting made”

Person J: “I locker key think this has gone off course”

Person K: “I car key am going to drive away now”

Person L: “I Thorki ship Thor with Loki”

Person M: “I keyboard key am getting tired of typing this”

Person N: “ I windows lock key see Person R coming, EVERYONE HIDE “

Person O: ” I music key will start the music“

Person P: “ I key made of keys key hear their key”

Person Q: “I key am happy this is about to end”

Person R: “I house key want to know how you all got in my house.”

Person R: “WHY IS LOKI AND A PURPLE GRAPE IN MY HOUSE???!?!?!”

Person A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q: “Oh ya, them”

Loki: “Mother of 3, uh god of knifes, WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT KEYS AND BLEEDY HELP ME YOU STUPID MORTALS!!!