untoppable!

just can’t be topped! a collection of whatever the fuck i feel like contains explicit material, use your best judgement

[asexualeros]

new pinned: asexualeros. loneliness is over party!

i use the tag #actually asexual to talk about my own experiences and thoughts about being asexual.

[asexualeros]

I could not figure out why more adults don’t sleep in twin beds, and for some people more space like a full or queen is required, but i think for most people it’s about being able to have another person sleep next to you lmfaooooooooooo #celibacy #i love sleeping by myself

[silyaspider]

I sleep on a queen bed because I like sleeping (platonically) with my cats.

[asexualeros]

you make a really good point and that’s incrediby sweet. in my specific case, my cat wants to be worn like a scarf no matter the size of the bed.

[silyaspider]

One of mine wants to lay on my neck. I have to explain to her often that I am not actually OK with that.

This one.

[tejoxys]

same for me; I'm some nebulous aroace who's never enjoyed sleeping with a partner, and getting a larger bed was life-changing because my cats can now spread out instead of cramming themselves in and baking/smothering me in the night

I do kind of miss my twin-size bunk bed, though, just because it was very easy to turn it into a cave. maybe I'll look into a canopy eventually

[silyaspider]

Where I lived two years ago I went full bedfort with my queen mattress. At the moment I am at partial bedfort. Bedframe on stilts, with or without blanket walls, blanket ceiling. Right now the bedframe is up and the bed as a whole is in a tiny L-shaped room where like a third of the bed is in part of the room that happens to be exactly the width of the bed. And yeah, that's why I loved bunk beds. Shared a bedroom with my brother for a bit when I was young, and then when we got separate bedrooms I got to keep pieces of the bunk bed setup and used them to construct varying forms of bedfort or eyrie.

[asexualeros]

I could not figure out why more adults don’t sleep in twin beds, and for some people more space like a full or queen is required, but i think for most people it’s about being able to have another person sleep next to you lmfaooooooooooo #celibacy #i love sleeping by myself

[silyaspider]

I sleep on a queen bed because I like sleeping (platonically) with my cats.

[asexualeros]

you make a really good point and that’s incrediby sweet. in my specific case, my cat wants to be worn like a scarf no matter the size of the bed.

[silyaspider]

One of mine wants to lay on my neck. I have to explain to her often that I am not actually OK with that.

This one.

[asexualeros]

I could not figure out why more adults don’t sleep in twin beds, and for some people more space like a full or queen is required, but i think for most people it’s about being able to have another person sleep next to you lmfaooooooooooo #celibacy #i love sleeping by myself

[silyaspider]

I sleep on a queen bed because I like sleeping (platonically) with my cats.

[asexualeros]

you make a really good point and that’s incrediby sweet. in my specific case, my cat wants to be worn like a scarf no matter the size of the bed.

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[aroaceenjolras]

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

[asexualeros]

i have been doing a little hostile architecture to my bedroom. loft bed (no fucking) twin bed (no fucking) and i will endorse this yeah

[asexualeros]

I could not figure out why more adults don’t sleep in twin beds, and for some people more space like a full or queen is required, but i think for most people it’s about being able to have another person sleep next to you lmfaooooooooooo #celibacy #i love sleeping by myself

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[transgenderer]

It's confusing that asexuals are normal. There's a model where sexuality is integrated into our psychology in some holistic or fundamental way and a model where it's basically a discrete module which can be slotted in or out, not loadbearing. And I guess the unremarkable psychology of asexuals implies the latter?

[joeyridersvoid]

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

[joeyridersvoid]

the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming

[rimonoroni]

also this goes without saying but is also true of ppl who do sex work for used to do sex work. an accountant’s boss finding out that they used to do sex work shouldn’t be a career ender. a restaurant worker shouldn’t be fired bc they have an OnlyFans.

[cricketcat9]

Yes, yes, yes and yes.

[pokemoniker]

Veganism/Vegetarianism, sobriety, and voluntary celibacy/not seeking a relationship all engender a very similar bizarre outsized “reverse-FOMO” response from the general population

[pokemoniker]

Immediately provide a reason why “you could NEVER” (this has not been asked)

Instantly push the boundaries that have been set (do you want to tryyy some??? Are you suuurrrre?)

bring up some Internet personality/celebrity/literally random other guy u know who also has that trait and is a huge bitch abt it

Claim the person is being self-centered and whiny for… saying something about themselves…

traumadump about some specific personal issues you have only tangentially related to the subject

All to like complete strangers… like i’m sorry I said why I haven’t tried the carnitas god

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

You know those bdsm paddles with the letters on them so it leaves a mark saying "SLUT" or something like that? We need new ones that say things like "DERIVATIVE" and "KITSCH"

[asexualeros]

if you post horny content targeted at women in a submissive role that is not humiliating or degrading, you literally never have to post men dni because the daddy doms will not touch that shit with a 90 foot pole.

[asexualeros]

this is not to say that misogyny or patriarchy or humiliation fetish are like morally incorrect or wrong or bad for you. i just realized that i actually do not ever want another man to talk down to me or belittle me ever again. so i stopped engaging with patriarchal fetish content, and the men vanished like tears in rain.

[asexualeros]

not into penetration? not into being degraded? 🫥. it’s awesome.

[asexualeros]

if you post horny content targeted at women in a submissive role that is not humiliating or degrading, you literally never have to post men dni because the daddy doms will not touch that shit with a 90 foot pole.

[asexualeros]

this is not to say that misogyny or patriarchy or humiliation fetish are like morally incorrect or wrong or bad for you. i just realized that i actually do not ever want another man to talk down to me or belittle me ever again. so i stopped engaging with patriarchal fetish content, and the men vanished like tears in rain.

[asexualeros]

if you post horny content targeted at women in a submissive role that is not humiliating or degrading, you literally never have to post men dni because the daddy doms will not touch that shit with a 90 foot pole.

[asexualeros]

like part of why we’re in this huge mess of sexual shame is that we refuse to teach people any emotional intelligence cause that’s woke or whatever.

yeah, sometimes people dress or act in certain ways that draw emotions out of you. sometimes that’s rage, or lust, or embarrassment. sometimes you would probably rather not have had to confront those feelings. that doesn’t mean the person did anything wrong, necessarily.

[asexualeros]

sometimes they will do that on purpose, even. people can be provocative. as long as they don’t pose a danger of actual harm to themself or others, you kinda just have to deal with it. look away, excuse yourself from the situation, hit the bricks, and then deal with your feelings in your own time. it’s okay to be overwhelmed by things people say and do.

[asexualeros]

like part of why we’re in this huge mess of sexual shame is that we refuse to teach people any emotional intelligence cause that’s woke or whatever.

yeah, sometimes people dress or act in certain ways that draw emotions out of you. sometimes that’s rage, or lust, or embarrassment. sometimes you would probably rather not have had to confront those feelings. that doesn’t mean the person did anything wrong, necessarily.