I am Lady Sif, Goddess of War [semi-hiatus]

This is an indie RP blog for a 616-based Asgardian War Goddess Lady Sif. Canon-divergent. Will RP with any fandom or universe. Muse & Mun are 18+, smut (in the RARE instances it occurs) will be tagged #n.s.f.w. and under a cut. This

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I literally have forgotten how to edit my homepage lolololsob

@impossibleormerelyfantastic

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out.

I ate'nt dead

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stiitchwiitchsera:

// I think this is the point where I tell you Sera is as tall as Loki :P

[Oh yeah that whole 2″ is really terrifying. Especially to someone who can best ANYONE, including Thor, in combat.

So scared. Trembling.]

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stiitchwiitchsera:

whorunwithwolves replied to your post “.”

That’s cuz Odin’s teeeny. ;)

// No wonder he spends most of his time sitting down.  It’s hard to intimidate your giant sons when they tower over you.

[That’s what he has Sif for. xD]

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out.

ok I need to pass out. I will continue shenanigans later. Sif is not very happily looking forward to dealing with a now female Thor. Like not at all.

thanks for the good night & keeping me up waaaaaaay too late @bringerofthestorm & @tricksandtreason

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happilyneitherhumanorman:

tricksandtreason:

@happilyneitherhumanorman @bringerofthestorm   #[sif: wonders what thor would look like as a woman]

“That is a curious thought.”

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LOOK WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH:

[2017-05-22, 4:09:48 AM] THUR: D: [2017-05-22, 4:09:50 AM] THUR: NO SIF [2017-05-22, 4:09:59 AM] THUR: BABEEE [2017-05-22, 4:10:30 AM] Sif this: DON’T YOU BABE ME [2017-05-22, 4:10:35 AM] Sif this: I AM NOT AN INCUBATOR [2017-05-22, 4:10:36 AM] THUR: B A B E [2017-05-22, 4:10:45 AM] THUR: U ARE MY LOVELY WIFE [2017-05-22, 4:10:56 AM] THUR: I LOVE U SO MUCH [2017-05-22, 4:11:02 AM] THUR: I WANT MORE BABIES WITH YOU [2017-05-22, 4:11:06 AM] THUR: THATS HOW MUCH I LOVE U [2017-05-22, 4:13:46 AM] Sif this: IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD RESPECT MY CHOICE TO STICK WITH MY TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS AND NO MORE [2017-05-22, 4:16:40 AM] THUR: AND IF U LOVED ME YOU’D HAVE A SON WITH ME [2017-05-22, 4:17:30 AM] Sif this: WHAT IS THIS EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE BULLSHIT [2017-05-22, 4:17:56 AM] THUR: ITS LITERALLY WHAT U JUST SAID TO ME [2017-05-22, 4:19:59 AM] Sif this: NO I SAID RESPECT MY BODILY AUTONOMY [2017-05-22, 4:21:04 AM] THUR: …………….BUT BBAAAAAAABE

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tricksandtreason:

@happilyneitherhumanorman @bringerofthestorm   #[sif: wonders what thor would look like as a woman]

“That is a curious thought.”

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unfetteredchaos replied to your post: bringerofthestorm replied to your post: #( all he...

|Wanda and I are sitting over here, watching the show and munching on popcorn. xD|

[probably best ngl. much better then being in Thor’s place. R.I.P.]

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#You every time your husband mentions babies

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bringerofthestorm replied to your post: #( all he wants is babies ) HAVE THEM YOURSELF

I WOULD IF I COULD

Careful what you wish for, beloved

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#( all he wants is babies )

HAVE THEM YOURSELF

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bringerofthestorm:

i said go away. i dont like you anymore. 

well I know that that is not true.

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bringerofthestorm:

@happilyneitherhumanorman @thrud-thordottir

#[oh wait - he’s angry about thrud & sif ganging up on him about the kids thing]#[AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

I am sorry, what was that?

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thrud-thordottir:

#thruddisapproves

Originally posted by peggyrogersx

isn’t it past ur bed time? 

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THAT’S NOT MY POINT, PAPA. I AM THE BABY PRINCESS OF THIS FAMILY AND I REFUSE TO LOSE MY TITLE. HA. I TOLD MUM I DON’T WANT ANOTHER SIBLING. FIGHT ME PAPA

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