#[r00d]

[beardedmrbean]

[autumnonheels]

Man you ruin everything dude

[synthbiosis]

You stay up until 4:30am writing something and then it doesn't even have the decency to name itself.

[arachn0philia]

@alteregozowie asked:

"So before you get executed for some reason, could you order some food from your cellular device?

"You ain't GETTIN' no more food if I'm DEAD--"

[highstakcs-a]

but i'm luv u

[bluemoonperegrine]

WBN memes: unsolicited advice edition

[the-smallest-star]

//my workplace nominated me for 'most unlucky' and gave me a little Oscar trophy, certificate and a cookie

Least I got a cookie

[leedee013]

JOHN ?

myeh I'm sick this is bullying booooo

but also yeah you know what French deserves to be butchered every now and then