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felt cute, might delete it later idk ✨

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Are you single?

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i can’t read suddenly 

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Dont worry, you dont need your eyes (: so tell me about yourself

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felt cute, might delete it later idk ✨

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Are you single?

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Hello 5s. A 10 is speaking

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sam isnt here how is he speaking

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Nothing more irritating than claiming The Falcon can hold my title

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Yes I am L, G, B, and T. I am all of them

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save some for the rest of us

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No

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Are you a top

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😌 yea

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Hey.

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what do you want from me

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This is why I will end all of you and bring chaos to this island once I am finished getting my toes done.

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Yes I am L, G, B, and T. I am all of them

[friendlyamazingspectacular]

save some for the rest of us

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No

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Are you a top

[friendlyamazingspectacular]

😌 yea

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Hey.

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Yes I am L, G, B, and T. I am all of them

[friendlyamazingspectacular]

save some for the rest of us

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No

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Are you a top

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Hello 5s. A 10 is speaking

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Yes I am L, G, B, and T. I am all of them

[friendlyamazingspectacular]

save some for the rest of us

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No

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Yes I am L, G, B, and T. I am all of them

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I will explain, When I am identifying as a man I am gay, when I am a woman I'm a lesbian, when I am nonbinary I am Transgender and Bisexual, makes sense?

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Yes I am L, G, B, and T. I am all of them

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Wig

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This is not a declaration of my homosexuality, this is just an observal callout of the Black Widow's hair

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Wig

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America's Captain does not resonate well with communism? We shall kill him

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The power of the Space Stone is all mine! Mine!

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I despise everything. You fools will REGRET the shame you have brought apon me. In return I will bring destruction and chaos! You will rue the day you have underestimated me! This is my great purpose! This island will fall and be of my rule! You mulish quims!

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Someone swiped left on grindr.

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I despise everything. You fools will REGRET the shame you have brought apon me. In return I will bring destruction and chaos! You will rue the day you have underestimated me! This is my great purpose! This island will fall and be of my rule! You mulish quims!

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@americaskeister

Hey Captain Rogers

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ROGERS RUN

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Now i understand why your bf is some fucking loser who turns green when scared shitless

[asgardsbest-deactivated20230308]

My boyfriend: One of- if not THE most intelligent man on Midgard, hot, madly in love with me.

Your boyfriend: Oh… It appears he doesn’t exist… Tragic.

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Soon yours wont either 😊

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Was that a fucking threat

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Read it over again and decide if it is or not.

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On Valhalla, if you even think about touching Bruce I’m going to yeet you across the ocean.

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If i poke him hed die

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i can neither confirm nor deny but you’re welcome to try

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Listen here you fucking short mule i could end you and your big green ugly self by a tap of my heels do not fucking try me

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lmao okay dorothy

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Bitch imma KILL YOU

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try me runnerbean we all know how last time ended

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Dont worry i also have a fucking monster within

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oh same hat then

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BRUCE! You’re on this island as well? I apologize for my brother’s behavior, I believe he has rabies or something I don’t know- Anyways, how are you :-)

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THOR! yeah i got yeeted from yet another ship and ended up here. decided to chill and ran into mr rabies so idk if it’s going well 🤷‍♂️

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Well, you’re welcome to come play a round of Fortnite in my quarters if you feel it will lift your spirits. I’ll take care of Loki…

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Touch me and your ps4 breaks in half.

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Touch my PS4 and I’ll flush your Jeffree Star Blood Sugar palette and Kylie Jenner Liquid Lip Kit down the toilet.

[asgardsworst-blog]

Oh please those are outdated and stolen from the Black Widow. I dont give un fuck.