hello friends

Ash/Mackenzie any/all pronouns will probably be on this hellsite forever

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[vampirefutanari]

people will want huge tits but hate fat girls. thats like loving oranges and hating orange trees. fuck you.

[corporationkills]

now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

[respectfulmemes]

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

[redjennies]

this website will mock tiktok users for their dark empath/"how to spot a sociopath" bullshit and then turn around and accuse people they dont know of having moral OCD to win internet arguments like that's not equally repugnant behavior.

[redjennies]

this was me popping off about something at the end of my break because I'm so fucking tired of seeing this tossed around as a buzzword, but I do want to get into why I find this trend so fucking repugnant.

to be clear, I don't have moral OCD/scrupulousity, but I did have an eating disorder in my late teens and twenties and I can tell you this shit stinks of the same casual cruelty people use when talking about eating disorders online. I can just hear that same smug fuck, pithy little twitter wit of "lol your diet just sounds like an eating disorder." every time I read a post using it, and it's infuriating. at best, the other person doesn't have OCD and your armchair diagnosis of "people I don't like are actually mentally ill" is furthering a stigma against people with OCD, and at worst, you're a fucking bully who's picking on someone with OCD for something that causes them a great deal of pain. it's unhelpful and cruel, and frankly, you should all be ashamed of yourselves for engaging with this.

people with OCD have been begging for compassion and understanding and for people to stop using their disorder as a punchline for decades, and we actually did start to make some progress on that. but for some reason, the last year or so, a bunch of y'all decided this time it was fair game and there's no excuse for that. you're not bringing awareness. you're not being Actually Woke. you're not a lone voice speaking truth to power. you're one step above edgelords in a youtube comment section calling each other the r slur over an argument about a video game. so have some goddamn decorum, and cut it the fuck out. it's that fucking easy.

[queercomposer]

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[not100bees]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[not100bees]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[not100bees]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[cpericardium]

Thinking about how my grandfather used to sit behind me while I video-chatted with my girlfriend and he didn't understand "video calls" and told me that watching the same show all day would rot my brain. he said he could see this happening because of how happy and bouncy I got while I watching it

[cpericardium]

He complained to my father that I was becoming a lunatic because I would at times speak to the character on the screen

[cpericardium]

I think the most invested (negative) he got was when the character assembled furniture for two hours straight

[cpericardium]

The best part is that when he reported my deteriorating mental state to my father, my father wasn't aware I had a gf and thought he was referring to me animating. I was working on my thesis at the time so the logic cohered. so my father tried to explain the concept of animation (which my father also didn't fully understand) and why frames have to be drawn over and over. this one frame of a lady's face staring into the camera as she builds a home bar lowkey gaslighting my grandfather who then decided animation was making me insane

[xbritomartx]

in your deranged grandfather's defense, i also absolutely hated the furniture assembly episode

[jv]

This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

[ashenmind]

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[theconcealedweapon]

You can't gatekeep LGBT events, for two main reasons:

You can't clearly define who's LGBT. Even someone who could pass as 100% cishet in their everyday life could be LGBT. Someone in an opposite gender relationship could be bisexual. Someone could be questioning their sexuality, even slightly, or maybe they did in the past or will in the future. It also isn't just people who identify as a non-assigned gender or have romantic or sexual attraction to the same gender that are oppressed. Even those who simply deviate from gender roles while still technically being cishet can be oppressed for it.

Requiring LGBT status as a condition for entry to LGBT events requires LGBT people to be out. And being out can be dangerous, so it should never be required.

The only people who shouldn't be welcome are those who are harmful to LGBT people. Examples include people who are openly anti-LGBT, all cops, and Christians who aren't actively trying to take Christianity back from bigots.

[liberalsarecool]

Pay attention. Epstein Class oligarchs at work.

[bowlby4]

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[sparrowlucero]

its kind of distressing how you can tell a lot of people see popular indie artists and writers and such as like "a Celebrity but one which i stand a half decent chance of bullying to death"

[wordcubed]