welcome to my special hell.

lesbrian, she/they, age 27. all I do here is lurk and complain. this blog does not have and never will have a point.

[marinella-ela]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He fucking CLIMBED HIM

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#yeah you shouldn't mess with wild animals even if they seem to be small and harmless#i just hope that the lizard was okay after this#video#australia

He shouldn't grab it like that but given that the frillneck had literally climbed on top of him I'm not sure he had a whole lot of good options.

[fallenstarworkshop]

What was his goal? Did he think he was going to eat the Giant Biped?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Might have wanted to bite his face perhaps, but it seems counterproductive when the guy was already running away

[hollowedskin]

Frillies love being up high and feel safe there. They also love biting and general agression. The third and most important aspect of their nature is that they're very very very dumb.

These three things combine into a situation where the frillie goes "hey fuck off mate, hey fuck off! Hey I wanna be tall so I'm not scared why is my tree running away. Come back tree! But the guy can Fuck off! gotta climb the tree! WHOA THERES A GUY IN MY TREE??? FUCK OFF!!!"

[amgeforns]

this video is missing its second half, the doofus lizard and doofus lads are both fine. the dialogue, with interjections more or less ommitted, goes:

Camera Guy: That's a frilled [lizard]. It's not any more complicated than that. There. You just need one to climb on you. Tree Guy: Hey! Go Australia! Camera Guy: "Yeah, frilled lizards are hard to catch, you're bugging them." Nope! [some Lizard Slapstick] You're going to lose an eye. Tree Guy: He's showing me who's boss, don't bother. Camera Guy: Hello! Oof, the little tail slaps. Hello! Oh! Beautiful frill! Beautful lighting! [...] You ok there? [some mumbling i can't catch] and we're already being assaulted by Australia. [lizard jumps off and goes sprinting into the brush] Hey! Bye! Ciao! Have a great day!

[andthosearesmalleragents]

also at the very start he says "Il est mort?", i.e. "is he dead?"

They thought it was cool roadkill and went to get a closer look. They weren't deliberately trying to fuck with wildlife.

[messygoku]

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

[andthosearesmalleragents]

Hey so it depends where you are but there's probably a service where you can say your overall symptoms and they can help you figure out how quickly it needs attention. Where I am it's called Nurse on Call. They're not going to do as thorough an assessment/diagnosis/management plan as a doctor, but they can help triage you as to whether this is a "take some paracetamol and see a doctor in the morning" vs "yeah it's safe to wait 3 weeks to get into your usual doctor" vs "call and ambulance".

If you happen to be in Victoria, Australia, the phone number for Nurse on Call is 1300606024.

[thulium]

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[black-dreamscape]

recreation of an image i saw in a dream while looking at one of those lgbt friendly locations maps

[funishment-time]

yea

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[filmphotofranz]

[slayerbuffy]

I've gone. Not one for goodbyes, I thought it best to slip out quietly. Love to you all, Giles.

Rest in peace, Anthony Stewart Head (1954 – 2026)

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[crimsonender]

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

This insane update from Neocities

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[cryptotheism]

I was at a diner with some friends and a very tall woman with very red hair and very high heels came up to our table and introduced herself as a professional intuitive medium. We were polite as she proceeded to fumble her way through some cold reads. Are we artists? Yes you could say that. She showed us her evil eye necklace. Which was a swapmeet-esque resin butterfly adorned with what might have been a nazar. She said she had just moved from Sedona, which made a lot of sense. Of the new-age inclined towns orbiting Los Angeles Sedona is a provincial capital. I think she could tell the cold reading was not going well, so she thanked us for our time and headed back to her table. She sat with a man about her age in a fedora and a pointed goatee whose name I assumed was something like "Dante" or "Cuervo." I wish them well.

[cryptotheism]

I feel I didn't do her justice. She was wearing very high heels but this woman must have been six feet without them. She was very tall, and her cloud of hair only made her taller. From the sheer size of her pupils and the way she fingered the necklace she was in the midst of something psychoactive. She also wore a huge green coat with lots of buckles. Also of note; big golden multi-knuckle ring that said "SAPPHIC."