Why do you people like that weird little man and that woman? One’s an odd, ugly little man, and the other is just a nepo baby. Seriously, you people need help.
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@ashcadethewolf
Why do you people like that weird little man and that woman? One’s an odd, ugly little man, and the other is just a nepo baby. Seriously, you people need help.
What the fuck?! Why is this person throwing water at me?! Get the fuck away!!
There you are! How long have you been out?! You will get Ygor into trouble!
I will not go back in that prison bitch! Catch me if you fucking can, asshole!
Don't make Ygor run!! Come back!! You asshole!!
Fuck you! Go back to your vampire boyfriend, queer!
What the fuck?! Why is this person throwing water at me?! Get the fuck away!!
There you are! How long have you been out?! You will get Ygor into trouble!
I will not go back in that prison bitch! Catch me if you fucking can, asshole!
What the fuck?! Why is this person throwing water at me?! Get the fuck away!!
I just saw a picture of you and ew… you’re ugly, maybe you should stay invisible.
I wish I could! You think I ENJOY having my visage on full display?! I am aware of how much of a freak I am!
Wrap yourself in more toilet paper, or get some fucking clothes, learn some basic human decency.
So you really are the great great granddaughter of Henry Frankenstein? So you’re just a nepo baby that doesn’t know what she’s doing?
The fuck is wrong with you? Could a “nepo baby that doesn’t know what she’s doing” create life? I don’t think so.
What do you want, Ash?
Could a “nepo baby who doesn’t know what she’s doing” put a hellhound in her place? Definitely not…
Oh yeah, sure showed me right? Thats why I easily escaped huh? Ha! You’re a fucking joke! If you think you can put me in my place! Ha! You got another thing coming! Bitch! HAHAHAHA! What do I want from you? Well, to watch you fail… that’s all really.
You’re pathetic, Ash.
You don’t even have a real argument. I was keeping you at the Manor to protect Darkmoor, but now I think I’m putting you back in there just because I know nobody wants to deal with your ass. And you don’t even want to know how many complaints I’ve gotten about you roaming around.
Protecting Darkmoor? Well, you’re doing a pretty shitty job at that. Listen, crazy lady, my job is to collect souls and kill people who make deals with the devil! They knew what they were getting into, and yet they still did it! Oh well, that’s on them. Anyways…. You want me back, huh? Then come and fucking get me bitch!
So you really are the great great granddaughter of Henry Frankenstein? So you’re just a nepo baby that doesn’t know what she’s doing?
The fuck is wrong with you? Could a “nepo baby that doesn’t know what she’s doing” create life? I don’t think so.
What do you want, Ash?
Could a “nepo baby who doesn’t know what she’s doing” put a hellhound in her place? Definitely not…
Oh yeah, sure showed me right? Thats why I easily escaped huh? Ha! You’re a fucking joke! If you think you can put me in my place! Ha! You got another thing coming! Bitch! HAHAHAHA! What do I want from you? Well, to watch you fail… that’s all really.
Hey! You lonely ass piece of shit! Let’s make a deal? Hm? If you’ll hear me out
I’m listening. And who says I’m lonely?
Well I’ve seen that you’ve been missing someone recently that you killed. Sad, but anyways I can bring him back to life. And I only ask for a teeny weeny little thing….. your soul… and you’ll be with your boyfriend and live a happy life! But… you’ll belong to me… we got a deal? 
Darkmoor isn’t so bad. It’s been a few days since I’ve escaped that shit hole. I can do whatever the hell I want! And it’s really funny scaring these mortals. I steal shit from them, they don’t even try to fight back! Hahah! This is great! Oh and I set some houses on fire as well. If I can’t get back to hell might as well make it fun up here!
Ash is freely roaming the streets of darkmoor without a care in the world. She would have a beer bottle in hand.
I see that you’re also a monster and not captured by that crazy lady? I recently just escaped that mansion over there, do you know of a place where I could stay…?
You escaped the Frankenstein manor? HOW?? No one Escapes the Frankenstein manor! Not even….. Not many monsters would take another monster in but- I do have a spare room in the house of Suddner.
It wasn’t really that hard. The idiot was gone so I easily bent the bars and slipped out, I appreciate you taking me in though. What’s your name?
So you just…walked right out? Didn’t know that was possible. There must be different cages in there for different monsters. My name is Damocles Heiner. Any yours?
The name’s Ash, Ash Cade. The bars were weak the nepo baby has no idea what the hell she’s doing, capturing supernatural beings. I only stayed there for the entertainment.
Stayed for Entertainment? That’s a stretch of a form of entertainment. And I refuse to believe that woman is even related to Victor Frankenstein.
Oh? And why’s that? I’m curious now… please tell me more, I’d love to hear about this.
I’ve spoken with a few members of the vampiric council and we just find it strange that a Frankenstein comes back after all these years. And why she is practically begging for the humans approval. The Frankensteins we’ve known have never cared for the public’s opinion.
Oh shit! Hahaha! This is just gold! And what about the ugly little man? Is he also a fraud? I wouldn’t doubt it.
I’ve seen him around. He doesn’t seem like a fraud, he’s been here longer than Victoria. Since he was a child I believe. I do take pity on him.
I don’t, he fed me dog food. Well it is a good thing I haven’t seen him at all recently, he said he was going to take a break but never came back.
HE WHAT???
I know! I look nothing like a dog! He’s such an idiot!
You have dog attributes for sure. But dogfood??
It was fucking disgusting! He said it prevents bad odors… I think he might’ve needed it more than I do….but… this is fun talking and all but I might as well go inside, it’s only a matter of time before that woman realizes I’ve escaped. I replaced myself with a stray dog down there, the idiot probably won’t notice but the nepo baby sure will.
I see that you’re also a monster and not captured by that crazy lady? I recently just escaped that mansion over there, do you know of a place where I could stay…?
You escaped the Frankenstein manor? HOW?? No one Escapes the Frankenstein manor! Not even….. Not many monsters would take another monster in but- I do have a spare room in the house of Suddner.
It wasn’t really that hard. The idiot was gone so I easily bent the bars and slipped out, I appreciate you taking me in though. What’s your name?
So you just…walked right out? Didn’t know that was possible. There must be different cages in there for different monsters. My name is Damocles Heiner. Any yours?
The name’s Ash, Ash Cade. The bars were weak the nepo baby has no idea what the hell she’s doing, capturing supernatural beings. I only stayed there for the entertainment.
Stayed for Entertainment? That’s a stretch of a form of entertainment. And I refuse to believe that woman is even related to Victor Frankenstein.
Oh? And why’s that? I’m curious now… please tell me more, I’d love to hear about this.
I’ve spoken with a few members of the vampiric council and we just find it strange that a Frankenstein comes back after all these years. And why she is practically begging for the humans approval. The Frankensteins we’ve known have never cared for the public’s opinion.
Oh shit! Hahaha! This is just gold! And what about the ugly little man? Is he also a fraud? I wouldn’t doubt it.
I’ve seen him around. He doesn’t seem like a fraud, he’s been here longer than Victoria. Since he was a child I believe. I do take pity on him.
I don’t, he fed me dog food. Well it is a good thing I haven’t seen him at all recently, he said he was going to take a break but never came back.
HE WHAT???
I know! I look nothing like a dog! He’s such an idiot!
I see that you’re also a monster and not captured by that crazy lady? I recently just escaped that mansion over there, do you know of a place where I could stay…?
You escaped the Frankenstein manor? HOW?? No one Escapes the Frankenstein manor! Not even….. Not many monsters would take another monster in but- I do have a spare room in the house of Suddner.
It wasn’t really that hard. The idiot was gone so I easily bent the bars and slipped out, I appreciate you taking me in though. What’s your name?
So you just…walked right out? Didn’t know that was possible. There must be different cages in there for different monsters. My name is Damocles Heiner. Any yours?
The name’s Ash, Ash Cade. The bars were weak the nepo baby has no idea what the hell she’s doing, capturing supernatural beings. I only stayed there for the entertainment.
Stayed for Entertainment? That’s a stretch of a form of entertainment. And I refuse to believe that woman is even related to Victor Frankenstein.
Oh? And why’s that? I’m curious now… please tell me more, I’d love to hear about this.
I’ve spoken with a few members of the vampiric council and we just find it strange that a Frankenstein comes back after all these years. And why she is practically begging for the humans approval. The Frankensteins we’ve known have never cared for the public’s opinion.
Oh shit! Hahaha! This is just gold! And what about the ugly little man? Is he also a fraud? I wouldn’t doubt it.
I’ve seen him around. He doesn’t seem like a fraud, he’s been here longer than Victoria. Since he was a child I believe. I do take pity on him.
I don’t, he fed me dog food. Well it is a good thing I haven’t seen him at all recently, he said he was going to take a break but never came back.
I see that you’re also a monster and not captured by that crazy lady? I recently just escaped that mansion over there, do you know of a place where I could stay…?
You escaped the Frankenstein manor? HOW?? No one Escapes the Frankenstein manor! Not even….. Not many monsters would take another monster in but- I do have a spare room in the house of Suddner.
It wasn’t really that hard. The idiot was gone so I easily bent the bars and slipped out, I appreciate you taking me in though. What’s your name?
So you just…walked right out? Didn’t know that was possible. There must be different cages in there for different monsters. My name is Damocles Heiner. Any yours?
The name’s Ash, Ash Cade. The bars were weak the nepo baby has no idea what the hell she’s doing, capturing supernatural beings. I only stayed there for the entertainment.
Stayed for Entertainment? That’s a stretch of a form of entertainment. And I refuse to believe that woman is even related to Victor Frankenstein.
Oh? And why’s that? I’m curious now… please tell me more, I’d love to hear about this.
I’ve spoken with a few members of the vampiric council and we just find it strange that a Frankenstein comes back after all these years. And why she is practically begging for the humans approval. The Frankensteins we’ve known have never cared for the public’s opinion.
Oh shit! Hahaha! This is just gold! And what about the ugly little man? Is he also a fraud? I wouldn’t doubt it.
I see that you’re also a monster and not captured by that crazy lady? I recently just escaped that mansion over there, do you know of a place where I could stay…?
You escaped the Frankenstein manor? HOW?? No one Escapes the Frankenstein manor! Not even….. Not many monsters would take another monster in but- I do have a spare room in the house of Suddner.
It wasn’t really that hard. The idiot was gone so I easily bent the bars and slipped out, I appreciate you taking me in though. What’s your name?
So you just…walked right out? Didn’t know that was possible. There must be different cages in there for different monsters. My name is Damocles Heiner. Any yours?
The name’s Ash, Ash Cade. The bars were weak the nepo baby has no idea what the hell she’s doing, capturing supernatural beings. I only stayed there for the entertainment.
Stayed for Entertainment? That’s a stretch of a form of entertainment. And I refuse to believe that woman is even related to Victor Frankenstein.
Oh? And why’s that? I’m curious now… please tell me more, I’d love to hear about this.
I see that you’re also a monster and not captured by that crazy lady? I recently just escaped that mansion over there, do you know of a place where I could stay…?
You escaped the Frankenstein manor? HOW?? No one Escapes the Frankenstein manor! Not even….. Not many monsters would take another monster in but- I do have a spare room in the house of Suddner.
It wasn’t really that hard. The idiot was gone so I easily bent the bars and slipped out, I appreciate you taking me in though. What’s your name?
So you just…walked right out? Didn’t know that was possible. There must be different cages in there for different monsters. My name is Damocles Heiner. Any yours?
The name’s Ash, Ash Cade. The bars were weak the nepo baby has no idea what the hell she’s doing, capturing supernatural beings. I only stayed there for the entertainment.
I see that you’re also a monster and not captured by that crazy lady? I recently just escaped that mansion over there, do you know of a place where I could stay…?
You escaped the Frankenstein manor? HOW?? No one Escapes the Frankenstein manor! Not even….. Not many monsters would take another monster in but- I do have a spare room in the house of Suddner.
It wasn’t really that hard. The idiot was gone so I easily bent the bars and slipped out, I appreciate you taking me in though. What’s your name?
Ughhh! It’s so boring! Y’know what? Fuck it!
Ash simply walked up to the bars and bent them she easily slipped out, she was finally free! But wait… she had to do something so no one would know she’s free. She got an idea she somehow found her way out and into the streets of darkmoor. She walks around for a bit and sees a stray dog, whatever works so she took it and went to the catacombs she simply just painted its head red and black. She put the dog in the cell and bent the bars back to normal. The dog looked nothing like her but…
“Fuck it.”
Ash said and made her way out.