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NEW GIRL (2011 - 2018) Season 1 | Episode 22
2.02 - Grant Me Serenity SINGLE DRUNK FEMALE (2022-)
zoey ' s eyes pick him apart like she ' s trying to disassemble one of tabula ra$a ' s new timeless watches . they don't have any numbers or hands , but they ' re always encrusted with whatever gemstone is most expensive . tiny little wrist shields for oversized egos . he ' s not wearing one , & the rest of his fit could pass for trailer trash if it wasn ' t for that fucking smile . no , he was just a bit too shiny . like a slightly rumpled magazine of clothes that a middle class mom would order from . . . or something . the part of zoey ' s brain that came up with metaphors was not in the right shape . she needed to call will , not deal with another random asshole . at least he hadn ' t hurt stench machine .
the cat is too lazy to hiss , instead choosing to sit down directly in the middle of the doorway , forcing zoey to step over him awkwardly. she ' s too aware of the movement , keen of the fact her socks don ' t match & the hole growing in the toe of her left sneaker. " uh , no ? this is the part where you don 't walk into my house with without permission ? unless you ' re a weirdly dressed cop with a warrant , beat it , babyface boy . " tone is sharp , irritated . not in the mood . for this , that is . in the mood to pick a fight , hell yes .
Mythic Quest (2020-present) Crushing It (S03E03)
Pathologic Sentence Starters.
Taken from both Pathologic Classic HD and Pathologic 2. Feel free to edit as you see fit.
So, it’s all about trickery to you?
No, no… I detest trickery. But if we ourselves are to suffer deception, our hands are no longer tied.
What a silly place…
Those who favor hard logic and direct action are bound to be misguided
Only a miracle can set us free without us having to destroy something. And I can DO miracles. Just let me.
Will you please be quiet?
You’re a liar and a thief.
Who is going to believe you when you keep lying to yourself?
Whatever happens, I WILL find answers, and justice will be restored.
Don’t you go all bossy on me clever clogs.
This calls for the gentle hand of a surgeon.
Your gentle hands are used to killing, not giving life. You will inevitably do harm.
As for brainy, he has no regard for casualties at all.
Neither of you knows compassion.
Yes, it seems unlikely that we’ll get along well.
Any choice is right as long as it’s willed.
It’s not even a trap… it’s a grave.
I can see that. You’re full of hate.
You mean you won’t become a killer? But you will! Mark my word, that’s exactly what will happen.
We fear everything, old boy, as mortals do, and desire everything as if we were immortal.
There is an eternal order that Fate itself has predetermined. It is due to this order that things happen the way they should, following a preordained path.
We promise according to our hopes. We perform according to our fears.
You are broken [NAME], I on the other hand am used to winning!
Sorry, I thought you brought in a baby.
You think I brought a baby? // You think I brought in a baby? // You think I brought in a baby?
Guess I’ll go have a talk with [NAME]…about the Hippocratic Oath, if nothing else.
No, you can’t. You were rude to me.
Give me your herbs, worm.
The real game is happening between you and me.
No, the little girl is not so simple.
You are a slave of the inevitable, while I am its mistress.
Just tell me. Could you have saved my brother?
Pain is our great ally. It reminds us we’re still alive. It drives us to action.
You may mean well, but you bring evil and destruction all the same.
Wow… that’s startling! What’s wrong with you?
Why do you hate me so much?
You smell of blood.
Well, I think you aren’t doomed.
Dreams are fine, but we need bread.
However, when I look at you, I get the feeling that nature is playing jokes on us.
Don’t teach me to dance, pal. Been a clown all my life.
Perhaps this is my way of saving you, giving you diamonds for the price of sugar. Or I’m trying to swindle you. Or it’s just a prank. Who knows? Not you.
Where shall you go now, [NAME]? Who will you look in the face?
There are fine things, old boy, that are more brilliant when unfinished, than finished too much.
She despises you, and hates everyone else.
I’ve loved from the moment I laid eyes on you.
All the world’s a stage… sometimes a gallows stage.
People fear bloodshed only when it’s their blood… and their shed.
That scum had neither heart or brains, so he has no need for his guts, either.
Cut it with the strong language immediately!
You little prick!
What a contradictory character you are.
I wouldn’t have waited for a trial and a verdict to fire a bullet at your tender heart.
I believe we’re surrounded by amazing creatures – some of them are of such magnifience that we aren’t even fully aware of their presence.
True… I’m deeply miserable in general - if you’re at all interested to know.
Life is a night at the bar. All the wisdom you gain, you pay for in pain.
But could I please offer you a piece of advice?
I NEED NO ADVICE!
I fear you’ve fallen under the [NAME]’s influence—the prickly prick that’ll bury us all!
There’s no way in hell I’m going to help him…or his minions.
Are my ears playing tricks on me? [NAME] is stuck?
Are my ears playing tricks on me?
This smartass won’t bother with the losses at all
You both lack mercy.
For the first time, I’ll have to think for myself.
I don’t know if I’m good or evil. Stupid words, anyway…
I don’t know if I’m good or evil. Stupid words, anyway… But I’m trying to be gentle to others and hard on myself. I know how to sympathize and not judge. I try to love whoever I touch. That’s the only answer I have.
Yes, my love, you are the bravest. Now go and play. I have a lot on my plate right now.
I’m very scared of this [NAME]… I feel that they’re a demon, a spirit of destruction and downfall!
I don’t kill people. I save their lives.
I’m way more dangerous than the murderer.
People are foolish and weak. One day you’re beaten to a pulp and laughed at, the next you’re worshipped.
Sorry, I can’t help feasting my eyes on your outfit… who was the mad tailor?
No lover’s as sweet as the silence of sleep.
It’s me, the player.
Tell me what your intentions are, and I’ll help you.
Are you trying to borrow money from me or something?
I just wanted to make it so that people would live longer, really. And, preferably, on their own accord.
Stay where you are, demon! I don’t know if I’ll be able to kill you today—but you will lose a lot of blood. You are mortal too, I know it… however hard to kill you may prove!
Do you realize now that you have lost? And there’s nothing to be done. It’s too late.
You need more sleep, friend.
What’s there about you to like? Nothing.
Do not despair, [NAME]. Do not regret a thing.
…I can’t believe my ears. Someone has admitted that I am right.
I do my best to avoid morons.
You’re looking for salvation in the wrong place.
God… what an idiot I was!
Let justice prevail. Mercy to the innocent; a reckoning to the guilty.
Did you kill someone with a pencil?
She speaks to the dead.
Sometimes you can find her sitting by a grave and humming a lullaby.
Sometimes girls are capable of the things that even someone as bloodthirsty as me couldn’t have invented.
Will I have time to curse you before I die?
Are you trying to bewitch me?
Would you like to see me try that too—the way I do it with creatures like your little self?
He who trusts everybody asks to be deceived.
Ever considered having your tongue removed?
I don’t believe you.
I don’t like you. Actually, that’s too mild a statement. I feel an innate resentment toward you.
Your lips crack. Come, take my kiss.
God loves me.
I am the way to Heaven.
It aches to be born.
I am not your foe. love you. Do not push me away.
⸻ IMITATESUN : MAYBE WE CAN CUT A DEAL .
zoey cocked her head a teeny bit to the right , already suspicious . any kind of ' deal ' in TABULA RA$A was like making a deal with the devil . well , if the devil was drunk , high , & actively fucking both your parents in front of you while negotiating the terms . LOOPHOLES & FINE PRINT were par for the course . there was a monkey ' s paw in a goddamn pinky promise . without annoying , judgemental , controlling , hyper - intelligent , logically - minded, legally - versed sonuvabitch will blackwater around , she was fucked . sure , she had gotten a bit used to the con artists that made up tabula , but zoey hadn ' t exactly figured out how to actually clock them yet . plus she was curious ! she knew of hal ' s father , but not of the dude himself . zoey pursed her lips .
" alright , " she said stupidly , possibly setting herself up to be murdered later . she tried to add a bit of a confident swag to her walk , but it came out awkwardly . " what type of deal ? "
⸻ IMITATESUN : NOBODY WANTS A WAR .
" you fuckin ' sure , DUDE ? ' cuz as far as i know , your daddy ' s sitting on a throne of dirty money & he wants my fuckin ' sperm donor ' s cash for whatever reason . excuse me if i don ' t trust the son somebody on the list of suspects for KILLING ARTHUR LIVINGSTON. "
you could call zoey hypocritical . her late ' father's ' money is far from clean , too . she ' s doing her best to wash it , sure , but this hal motherfucker didn ' t look like his dad sent him to help her do so . " listen. just tell me what exactly you want slash came here for , i ' ll pretend to listen , then i'll make you leave . KAPEESH ? "
Asparagus diary 72
🐝 * ― 𝑺𝑰𝑿 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
❛ all of this is my fault. ❜ ❛ are you even listening to me? ❜ ❛ are you scared? 'cause i'm scared. ❜ ❛ are you sure you'll be okay? ❜ ❛ can you say that again, please? ❜ ❛ do you have anything to say? ❜ ❛ do you wanna go out sometime? ❜ ❛ did you ever really love me? ❜ ❛ have you considered trying something else? ❜ ❛ how long do we still have? ❜ ❛ i can't do this any longer. ❜ ❛ i can't wait to go home. ❜ ❛ i didn't want to do that. ❜ ❛ i don't follow, i always lead. ❜ ❛ i don't know what you mean. ❜ ❛ i hate him but i love him. ❜ ❛ i like i here, it's nice. ❜ ❛ i'll only go if you go. ❜ ❛ i'm here if you need me. ❜ ❛ i'm sorry, i had no idea. ❜ ❛ i'm weird, just deal with it. ❜ ❛ is this your first time here? ❜ ❛ just tell me what to do. ❜ ❛ just tell me why we're here. ❜ ❛ no one will believe you anyway. ❜ ❛ nothing else matters except for you. ❜ ❛ please just let me help you. ❜ ❛ there is time to fix this. ❜ ❛ what do you want from me? ❜ ❛ where do you think you're going? ❜ ❛ when will you come back here? ❜ ❛ why are you acting so stupid? ❜ ❛ why do you ask these questions? ❜ ❛ why would i lie to you? ❜ ❛ will you go out with me? ❜ ❛ you are more important than me. ❜ ❛ you don't mean that, do you? ❜ ❛ you have nothing to worry about. ❜ ❛ you'll always be my best friend. ❜ ❛ your hair looks really nice today. ❜
LORD HURON PROMPTS * assorted lines from their albums
they put me in the ground, but i'm back from the dead.
i'm coming for you.
you got holes in your clothes.
i'm not afraid to fight.
what's the point of life?
all my days are filled with mourning.
i wanted everybody else in the world to know it.
i can bring your fears to life.
everybody lies.
somehow i survived.
you pulled me from a nightmare.
i fucked with forces that our eyes can't see.
i will stand by you.
i tried to warn you when you were a child.
don't laugh. you'll make me cry.
i swear to god i don't know him.
i was nearly destroyed.
i've no regrets.
you look like hell.
are you dead or are you alive?
i know i wanna love you.
you're tired of me.
please don't lie.
show me yours, and i'll show you mine.
all my nights are empty.
if forever gets lonely, take my hand.
better run for your life.
i'm heading out on the road tonight.
love is strange.
if you're leaving, i gotta know why.
i will not ask for your forgiveness.
you don't hit half-bad.
i will wait by the river.
i will never ever love another one the way i loved her.
how long have i been away?
i can feel it in my bones.
don't spurn me after all i've gone through.
all on my own just like i wanted to be.
i'm much too young to die.
it's hard to make friends when you're half in the grave.
darkness brings evil things.
you smell like death.
i bet he's not so tough.
i know that i'm damned.
since i recall, you've been my friend.
i should be on my way.
go on baby. hurt me tonight.
i know you're still alive.
i had a name, but they took it from me.
some kind of trouble is coming.
they burnt it to the ground.
i guess you're him.
all the dead seem to know where i am.
i'll never bleed.
i could use a few laughs and a couple of songs.
they come rising up into the night.
i've shared my life with you.
i'd never doubt you.
i won't ever age.
i'm tired of you.
they'll be looking for me.
i wonder where you are.
in my mind, you're mine forever.
i'll raise some hell.
i'm gonna see where it leads.
we'll face the fire together.
the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams.
see how it feels.
may you live until you die.
just wait until i catch my breath.
how many miles have we wandered?
i found my way.
i'm going away for a long time.
don't wait. it's time to go.
i did it all for you.
there was no one else in sight.
i've been out way too long.
would you follow me?
there are rules.
meet me in the woods tonight.
i don't want to be the only one living when all of my friends are gone.
don't turn away.
we will always be together.
i am coming for you.
few have seen it.
if you ever wanna see my face again, i wanna know.
i was six feet down, but something raised me up.
i'm gonna whistle a tune.
we really should've left here long ago.
close your eyes now.
everybody talks.
i've come back changed.
i can't sleep without you.
you say we're not like the others.
how long have i known you?
don't tell me that we're not the same.
i have seen what darkness does.
you don't want me, baby.
i hope you know the lengths i've gone to.
please don't say i'm going alone.
like hell you are.
PROMPTS FROM BATMAN * assorted dialogue from the 1989 film
i want you to do me a favor.
i know who you are.
can you pass the salt?
why is it every time i come for you, somebody always gets in the way.
who do you trust?
are we gonna try to love each other?
i thought i was a pisces!
i like you a lot.
you know what they say?
that wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that i didn't try.
he stole my balloons!
i'm sorry, this is my cab.
i've gotta go to work.
perhaps you could try telling them the truth.
i love that tie.
listen, i was here first!
pardon me, but that's not a denial.
nice outfit!
if you gotta go, go with a smile.
i'm only laughing on the outside.
shall we dance?
what? what are you talking about?
it's an important job.
my life is really... complex.
i mean, how childish can you get?
i don't know if it's art, but i like it!
i've been dead once already.
i'm gonna need a minute or two alone.
who the hell are you?
i've recently had a tragedy in my life.
i have no wish to fill my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends.
they say he drinks blood.
oh, you're a visionary.
they don't make them like they used to.
you idiot! you made me!
i don't seem to be on the guest list.
you wanna get nuts? come on. let's get nuts.
i always ask that of my prey.
you killed my parents.
they're not bad people.
i thought champagne would be in order.
what are you?
will you marry me?
you look fine.
maybe we can cut a deal.
they love you a lot.
i'm not going to kill you.
i say... you're full of shit.
i'm not a bit surprised.
come on, you gruesome son of a bitch!
i just like the sound of it.
what are you laughing at?
take your camera.
i'm glad you're dead.
what do you want?
oh thank god you're alive.
hey, let's beat it.
we'll just shake hands and that'll be it.
grab it. whatever you do, don't let go.
right now, shut up.
feel free to drop in.
i'm going to kill you!
i don't like it up here.
oh, i got a live one here!
as you can see, i'm a lot happier.
now that's good work!
you know why they're so odd?
will you buy me lunch?
i didn't ask.
i like them already.
i couldn't find my socks without them.
you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
if you could see inside, i'm really crying.
you must be joking.
nobody wants a war.
you can quote me on that.
i've got to get you to the church on time.
if anyone else calls you beast, i'll rip their lungs out.
where does he get those wonderful toys?
don't kill me! don't kill me!
how do you know?
is that what you heard?
well, i'm in trouble now.
i love a good party.
let's broaden our minds.
what a dick.
i'd say we break into the place, trash the office, and make off with the records and say it was industrial espionage.
i make art until someone dies.
this house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all.
honey, you'll never believe what happened to me today.
wait 'til they get a load of me.
can we get somebody else to do this?
what if we say no?
you say such beautiful things.
the pen is truly mightier than the sword.
some people say the same thing about you.
i mean, let's face it. you're not exactly normal, are you?
do i look like i'm joking?
you must be insane.
i'm reading your stuff.
i'm no picasso, but do you like it?
so what brings you here?
life's been good to me.
stop the press! who is that?
shut up and listen!
don't flatter yourself.
haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
i want you to tell all your friends about me.
it's time to retire!
brought you a little snack.