Your nipple game is weak

The 'Potato' species are one of a kind in this world. They posses no facial features but are menacing little fucks. They coat themselves in dirt to hide from their enemies, yes: humans. Sadly, we bathe these little species and slice them up into beautiful shapes and textures. What is a world without fries, wedges, mash potato, potato scallops, chips, croquettes, hash browns, gratin and for the wild, their personal friend and sex toy. That is it from BBC late-night news see you all next time you sack of nipples. I'm 21 btw!

[tjourdann]

What is your favorite position?

Being on top…..of a big pile of money.

[krabby-kronicle]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[residentgayfriend]

so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this is the exact energy that i strive for 

[mysharona1987]

[sunfortune]

hell yeah british on british violence 

[batshitdrusilla-deactivated2019]

Chicken shaped strawberry and duck shaped potato 🍓🐔❤️🦆🥔

[impaled]

People will eat this and claim to be vegan

[ruinedchildhood]

[capazdecairumtoro]

[cupcakelogic]

hired

[ohnoproblems]

[swaggots]

what the fuck

[rossarino13]

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

This strawberry looks like a boot

[sparreauxchirps]

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.

[sparreauxchirps]

Livin the life.

[sparreauxchirps]

[misterhayden]

[isnt]

so true… follow @isnt for more

[buzzfeed]

[memeuplift]

[onlytwitterpics]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Wow

[favoritelatina]

Triggered