[thebootydiaries]

[ashhcatchum]

I bet some guys read that as:

☺️ Really? Lol

What’s hot abt it😌

But as a girl I read it:

Really?🤨

What’s hot abt it😑

[errantharlot-deactivated2018090]

I was born in the wrong generation, take me back to the paleoarchean era. I want to be insentient. I want to be bacteria

[wearsouthshore-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sixpenceee]

A pregnant dog x-ray. 

[juuliaroberts]

I swear. Why do fire signs lose their MINDS at hibachi style dinners? Like the chef is flipping bits of raw ass chicken in the air and y’all acting a fool with your mouths wide as fuck catching it like trained ass dolphins spilling people’s wine and shit like 

and y’all just come completely unDONE at that fake soy sauce spray gag while earth signs are just sitting there

[wearsouthshore-blog]

[dyscodike]

[wtfmaddy]

Plot twist: Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie get married

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

[fuckyeahsavagesistas-deactivate]

Jessica Virgin

Source: http://msvintagevirgin.blogspot.com

[okaymad]

[omega3]

[80sanime]

[fuks]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

If you name your child after any licensed Coca-Cola product they pay for their college tuition, similarly if you name your child after any Olive Garden menu item, they eat free for life. Don’t ask me how I know, this is the information they try to keep from you.

[deconstructedcunt]

doctor pepper ravioli potter you are named after two of the bravest men i know

[thepapayastand-deactivated20160]

doctor pepper isn’t a coke product god dammit the instructions are right there how you fuck this up

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here