Letters to No One

“Soul Sneeze is the name of my new punk band”

[comicsguy]

got that autistic t boy swag

[taxbywaxworth]

Jazzercise

[ashidentshappen]

This brilliance is brought to you by five high noons in two hours and 5mg of THC that would have been 10 if he was better at sleight-of-hand. He did not remember making this.

[ashidentshappen]

Fuck nature this nurture stuff is pretty great

[ashidentshappen]

Venmo transactions need a dislike option

[taxbywaxworth]

Breaking news: local queer’s asshole returns to normal size. More at 11.

[ashidentshappen]

Well? It’s 11

[ashidentshappen]

Idk who named these things but those teeth are NOT wise

[taxbywaxworth]

Concept for a reboot of taskmaster US (on dropout of course)

Little assistant: Sam Reich

Taskmaster: Ruff Ruffman

[taxbywaxworth]

Too busy making puppets to have sex

[ashidentshappen]

The puppet stays ON during sex

[ashidentshappen]

✨Glimmer✨

The bus driver waited until I was seated to continue driving

[ashidentshappen]

[ashidentshappen]

✨Glimmer✨

A bus let me cross the street at a particularly annoying crosswalk (there are parked cars and no crossing signal)

[taxbywaxworth]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ashidentshappen]

They sang, in the key of F

[eternalgirlscout]

riz gukgak is literally the character ever. he's a detective he's an insomniac he's three feet tall he loves his friends he ate his vice principal he asked his mom to prom he got a ton of tattoos while blasted on fantasy ketamine he joined every club at aguefort he hissed at everyone in devil court he likes that his nickname is the ball. he's even asexual.

[ashidentshappen]

✨Glimmer✨

Saw a wheelchair accessible van that’s a lovely light green

[taxbywaxworth]

Hashtag boyf loyf

[ashidentshappen]

✨Glimmer✨

Saw a small bird chilling in an equally small puddle