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[awstensproperty]

——- Yes as that festival in vegas wasn't enough time . i'm spending so much time with you , you'll be sick of me . yes , but just know i've got nothing interesting . my guy crush isn't there anymore after he ghosted me after hook ups . what about the ex do you want to know ? and what isn't happening with the band ? otto will take us all out in time .

[ashirwinx]

seems like we have the worst timing for things. this is probably some kind of proof that the universe just wants to keep us apart and will do anything they can to make it happen. it's rude. oh babes, i'm sorry. that's a really shitty thing to do and you don't deserve it. there's going to be lots of people who will gladly take their place and treat you much better. that ex of yours, is there still feelings there? what's the tea with the band? i need more waterparks in my life.

[5sospicturesque]

Clearing out my camera roll 9636/?

[xkylerx]

halloween season is officially over, i hope you know what that means, it's time to deck the halls and decorate for christmas. now before you come for me about thanksgiving, jokes on you because us korean's already had our thanksgiving back in september, so we're allowed i should be allowed to start getting ready for christmas. nothing wrong with getting started early especially shopping for presents, gotta start now before i accidentally forget someone when it gets closer to the holiday season. do you have any plans for christmas, or the new year? or if you're american, do you have any plans for your thanksgiving? @hillsfmsstarters

[ashirwinx]

with mariah back on the charts, i think that means it's christmas season for sure and there's no denying it. getting everything done early is just smart, as shopping in december is a hellish experience. people are busy and cranky and it's so stressful. that's why i've started ordering everything i need on amazon. do you enjoy gift-giving? i don't normally celebrate thanksgiving but my girlfriend is american and i've been invited to her parent's house for the first time. that's going to be interesting experience, hah.

[pclarcld]

luke: i think so. she tends to like festivities and i think she could use the distraction luke: does that mean i have to promise to behave?

[ashirwinx]

ash: everything going alright with the two of you? party in the desert is a hell of a way to spice things up a little tho. ash: i've long ago stopped expecting you to behave. lowered expectations is the key to success in my opinion.

[ashirwinx]

ash: yo, are you and alexa coming to the festival on friday? ash: the vibes are giving off mini-coachella and i'm living for it already. ash: it'll be nice for once to just enjoy a festival without any pressure and i'm calling dibs on your company.

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

My platonic husband! Cy is missing his godfather way too much, and I'm missing you even more. Where are you these days? I have some downtime and I can take the kid to you and we can catch up? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. In the meantime, tell me what's new? What have I missed? With details, please and thank you. @ashirwinx

[ashirwinx]

jen-jen, my little ray of sunshine. i miss you and the munchkin and it's been so freaking long. that tour took a lot out of me and i've just been using the time off to be lazy and be a troll on the internet, two of my fave things. i'll be in NYC for thanksgiving with hailey's family, so i could come see you two before that? bake one of my famous banana breads and we could catch up?

[ashirwinx]

ash: what is your schedule this weekend, gorgeous? ash: i've been fucking around on youtube being a troll and i think management is ready to throttle me or permanently sign me out from every social media platform. so to give them a break, could i whisk you away for a few days after the birthday festival? ash: we could drive a little further into the joshua tree national park and rent a little cabin for a couple of days? something without any people around, just us in a hot tub and no distractions.

[canwritesomethingcool]

@hillsfmsstarters

Okay i have to ask, is it too early to decorate for Christmas? Stormi has already asked for Christmas cookies and honestly that girl is literally a mini me at this point, anyway if you love Christmas that makes us best friends and you need to come over my place for cookies!

[ashirwinx]

i'm the laziest decorator but something tells me hailey won't be letting me get away with it this year. i might need some over-the-top decoration advice actually. stormi is very correct, getting into the holiday spirit requires cookies, all of them. what are her faves? i love making snickerdoodle cookies, they taste like christmas to me.

[chalamt-deactivated20231114]

despite being in different rooms, something tells me kendall would still find a way to make me sleep on the couch. not that i'm going to let that stop me so count me in. what should we do? jump out at them on a ghost tour?

[ashirwinx]

who's your roomie? any chance they'll be able to protect you from her wrath when the time comes? i've already just gotten out of the dog house with hailey but i'm also still game for this experiment. hmm, wanna try convincing them that they're being haunted for real? things going missing, weird sounds, a draft in the room..

[hailsfm]

private: think you could possibly be forgiven for much worse things with that leather jacket, not even gonna lie. can't believe i missed out on being the pier angeli to your james just because we got caught in the mess of our friends fucking up. i'm sorry too, baby. i tend to get too overprotective sometimes and i clearly need to work on that. absolutely hated not talking to you the past few days. cami seems surprisingly calm and rational about the whole thing now, though. think they even stopped screaming at each other, so maybe they finally found some common ground.

[ashirwinx]

private: looks like i'm going to need to keep this leather jacket close by, if it's my route to being forgiven faster. you were already the hottest nurse i'd ever seen, it was a 10/10 halloween costume. if i'm getting heart palpitations, what are the chances you'd be willing to give me mouth to mouth?? we're both guilty of being over-protective and wanting to stick up for our friends. it's the band dad in me and he's a grown adult and doesn't need me playing defense for him. did she tell you what caused this little pause in the screaming? they had another drunken accident, this time it just involved doing the horizontal mambo. have to say i didn't see it coming but hey, at least there's less fighting now.

[ashirwinx]

now that we're finally in the same place for several days and you can't slip away from me, how about we sit down for a proper catch up before the week is over? you could tell me all about the ex and also gimme all the tea on what's happening with the band? / @awstensproperty

[ashirwinx]

hey, just wanted to say thank you for putting up with the moodiest roommate ever for the past two days. been a little too wrapped up in my own crap but i'm going to commit to doing better starting tomorrow. wanna be my ghost hunting buddy and not judge me too much if you catch me hiding behind your back at time. / @hillshailee

[ashirwinx]

private: i've been watching you all night and you take my breath away, angel. think i could be forgiven enough that you'd let me steal you away for dance? i'm sorry that things got a little heated, and it wasn't my intention at all. i was trying to stick up for my friend and took it too personally that you were just doing the same. | @hailsfm

[ashirwinx]

Ashton Irwin attending the Halloween Ball at at Eilean Donan castle as James Dean.

[ashirwinx]

how mad would the girls be if we came up with a spooky prank for them? since we're all separated with different roomies, we won't even have to spend the night on the couch for our troubles. i think this is the time to do it and they won't even see it coming. / @chalamt

[margelise]

——- Yes i definitely do and them to be around where mama is from . i get that , that was me in new york and this move was hard but needed but know i'm still happy for you and if you ever visit , you're welcome to crash in one of my guest rooms as another option . i have , definitely , just not sure when yet . maybe , i'm taking the whole right person thing easy right now . divorce changes you . ( @ashirwinx )

[ashirwinx]

i'll be booking my stay at casa robbie whenever you've got the time to entertain a homesick aussie drummer. how're you feeling post-divorce? dating after everything must be tough mentally, and there's a lot of hurdles to get passed. do you think you'd ever be ready to get married again?

[dvmiegod]

private: i'm all about my zen era and it's been going great thus far. see, i'd love to agree with you on that, but i don't see how trashing me and blaming me for luke's choices is valid on her part. it's just not her business and the man is grown enough to decide. i'm sorry this is bumming you out and you're somehow stuck in the middle of it. trust me when i say this has never been what i wanted. just know that you're still one of my best friends. luke and i are house hunting and i was just telling calum he'd have his own room. obviously that's true for you too. you can always visit and we can have our little movie nights. i love you and that will never change, okay?

[ashirwinx]

private: luke is a big boy, he's made and owned all of his own choices. i'm not disagreeing with you there and i don't think he would either. however, i don't think we need to rehash everything that's happened since there's no way you two will ever find common ground. i wish things weren't so tense and awkward but there's no point in dwelling on it, we'll just have to make the best of it. what part of LA are you two looking at? get me a hammock in your yard and i'll be the happiest. i miss my old house, i used to get all of my best naps outside in my hammock and i should look into getting one for the new place as well. i love you too, babes and maybe i can steal you away for a bit in scotland?