⊹ SAINT & SINNER

Jennifer. Actress, producer, Mom♡

[experienceandobservation]

Jennifer Lawrence | Christian Dior RTW Fall 2024 in Paris, France | February 27, 2024

[pascclpedroo]

alexander: how is it that we've gone this long without texting one another?! alexander: i thought you forgot all about me. @jcnniferlawrcnce

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

jen: it's a complete crime if you ask me. jen: and please, as if i could ever forget about you. You were one of my first on-screen enemies. our cinematic blood feud is eternal. How have you been? Still out there being ridiculously tall and talented?

[taylorsaswlft-old]

Not sure how we would exactly pass this law, but I'm all for it. With you in my corner, there's no possible way I could fail. How can I resist such a tempting offer? Will the spotlight be on me? No, but I think I could cope with that so long as your dramatic arm movements come with equally as chaotic leg action. You have to give the people what they want. Actually, your missing elite humour when it comes to your career strategy. One thing I know about you, you always know how to make a crowd laugh. Maybe we should tag team tag and take over the world together. Half the effort but twice the fun. What do you say? For you, it's always an open invitation. I should just give you a spare key at this point. Don't mind the cats. They will definitely try to trip you over.

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

Listen, I’m fully prepared to deliver the people what they want. Dramatic arm movements? Check. Equally chaotic leg action? Oh, absolutely. Also, elite humor as a career strategy? I like where your head’s at. Turns out, when you trip over your own feet enough times, people just assume you’re funny. So yes, let’s tag team this. And honestly, just hand over the spare key already. I’ll dodge the cats (or trip for comedic effect, TBD), raid your snack stash, and we’ll start plotting. But seriously, when are we making this happen? The world isn’t gonna take over itself. Also, when are you getting another cat, and are you finally naming it after me?

[morronescamila]

all you have to do is ask, cariña. name a day and i'm there with bells on. those were the days, right? stumbling into some random karaoke bar and singing britney at the top of our lungs. nobody should be trusted with a microphone when they're drunk, so don't worry about it. i'm cool auntie? hell yeah, i'll carry that title with pride.

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

Those were absolutely the days. Honestly, I think we owe the city of New York an apology. Also, cool auntie isn’t just a title, it’s an elite club. Cy adores you, and honestly, I’m starting to get jealous. So, when are we making this reunion happen? And more importantly, how have you been?

[hcrryestylcs]

That means so much to me, sweetheart.

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

My absolutely pleasure. How have you been? Living your best life, I hope?

[jenniferlawurence]

Mean Girls (2004) / Jennifer Lawrence (2018)

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

So, I started watching The Capture a few days ago knowing absolutely nothing about it, just a casual ‘let’s check this out’ situation. Cut to me, sleep-deprived, completely obsessed, and questioning everything around me. Is my phone watching me? Is anything real? Who knows. But seriously, you were insane in it. Like, ‘should I be taking notes?’ kind of good. Consider me your newest (and possibly most paranoid) fan. Now, what else do I need to watch to continue my Callum Turner cinematic education? / @callumturnr

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

Someone once asked me in an interview who I’d want to write and sing the soundtrack of my life. I don’t even remember what I answered, probably something dumb, knowing me. But as I sat on my couch after putting the kid to bed, it hit me… the only right answer is you. No competition. So, if you ever feel like turning my chaotic existence into anthems, just know I’d be honored. Also, no pressure, but my life could use a killer drum break and some notes only you can hit. / @hayleysilvers

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

I’m officially requesting your undivided attention for an entire day, minimum. Non-negotiable. I was scrolling through my camera roll and stumbled upon some deeply questionable videos of us in New York. Let’s just say, I should never be trusted with a microphone after a few drinks. Ever. Also, Cy has been asking about his cool auntie, and I’m starting to take it personally. So, when are we fixing this injustice? / @morronescamila

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

You know what’s been absolutely hijacking my TikTok feed? (And yes, TikTok is my only form of social media, shh, protect my secret.) You. Specifically, the internet declaring you the perfect James Bond. And honestly? I cosign. Fully. So, if this actually happens, I have just one request, get me in that movie. Not as a Bond girl. No, no. I want to be the villain. Monologues, evil smirks, possibly a pet cat? I’ll workshop it. / @atjohnscn

[mitvller]

i'm here for that comparison. i think it's been long enough that it's time to bring back that post dystopian era of films. a tie? nah, you're being too kind to me there. anya absolutely takes the title of most badass and that's alright - she's stiff competition. life's good, mate. been keeping pretty busy with work mostly. it's more of a not so thrilling saga of miles teller these days. how about you? what's new in your world?

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

Okay, so we’re officially campaigning for the return of the post-dystopian era? I’m in. I’ll start sharpening my survival skills and brooding intensely in dim lighting. Also, you’re too humble, Anya is a total badass, but you held your own. My current saga is less ‘thrilling’ and more ‘mild chaos.’ Been doing some light prep for my next project, but mostly, I’m just spending my days getting outsmarted by my three-year-old. Turns out, toddlers have incredible negotiation skills. Who knew? You ever need tips on how to lose every argument with a tiny human, I’m your girl.

[taylorsaswlft-old]

Okay, first of all, I fully support making that illegal. One show? A crime. But I love that you were there, and the screaming your lungs out part? Deeply appreciated. That's the kind of dedication i need to keep me going in life. As for the private encore… you do make a strong case. Unlimited wine is tempting, questionable life advice is basically my love language, and honestly, I could use a chaotic backup singer in my life. Let’s pencil that in. Now that I have more free time, I'd be an idiot not to jump at this opportunity, Jen. World domination has been intense, but I promise it only looks effortless. I’m just running on caffeine, adrenaline, and sheer stubbornness at this point. How’s life treating you? And more importantly, when am I seeing you again? You keep saying I'm busy, but I have a feeling you're planning world domination as we speak. If you need any tips, I'm happy to share.

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

Okay, so it’s settled, we’re drafting the paperwork to make ‘attending only one Eras Tour show’ a federal offense. Justice will be served. And listen, Tay, you absolutely need a chaotic backup singer in your life. I promise to bring energy, dramatic arm movements, and zero vocal ability. Truly the full package. Also, caffeine, adrenaline, and sheer stubbornness? You just described my entire career strategy. So yes, I might be plotting a little world domination of my own, but let’s be real, you set the gold standard. I’m just trying to keep up. When and where am I seeing you? Should I just show up at your house with wine and snacks, or do we need an official meeting of the future rulers of the universe?

[teeoffwithhoran]

i know, it kinda gets buried in your epic filmography, right? i mean, the hunger games is basically harry potter on crack, considering it's still holding it down. but honestly, passengers has a special place in my heart. i get it—chris pratt’s character is a total creep for basically stealing her consent to wake up—but that movie is so dark and twisty, i can't help it. i might have to do a rewatch and then get you on my couch so you can spill all the behind-the-scenes goss while it’s playing. / @jcnniferlawrcnce

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

Stop. Harry Potter on crack is possibly the best Hunger Games description I’ve ever heard. I deeply respect your Passengers appreciation, even though, yeah… Chris’s character is basically the king of bad life choices. But if you’re committing to a rewatch, I’m absolutely down to provide live, unfiltered commentary. Just know it’ll be 40% actual behind-the-scenes goss, 30% me roasting my own acting choices, and 30% me aggressively questioning every single plot decision like I wasn’t in the movie. Hope your couch can handle the chaos.

[lilyjxmes]

okay no because they fact that you even know my face? mind blown. i am sure that you are busy enough not to be keeping up with my filmography but thank you so much for your kinds words, it means so much. and if it's any consolation, i am also obsessed with your face. have been since winter bones. so, what i am here is we are about to become best friends, yes?

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

I was born ready for this best friendship. Honestly, I’m just relieved you didn’t call security after my borderline restraining-order levels of admiration comment, feels like a solid start. Also, the fact that you’ve been obsessed with my face since Winter’s Bone? That means you’ve seen me at my absolute dirtiest, and still want to be friends. That’s real. So, what’s our first official best friend activity? Dramatic voice notes? Coordinated outfits? Mutual hype comments on every photo? I’m all in.

[hcrryestylcs]

I really do, I’m a huge fan!

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

Right back at you, girl. I really love your music. Peter Pan will forever have a permanent spot in my playlist.

[nataliiadycr]

i keep getting asked about the document that baz is doing about elvis. i don't have a part of it but i have seen some of the footage that will be shown. i think that it's going to be incredible but i have moved on from that project. though i am sure that i will forever now be tied to that legacy and it is an honor. i'm focused on the work i'm doing currently. @silverscreensstarters

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

I feel like no matter what you do, someone’s always gonna bring up Elvis. You could be starring in Fast & Furious 27: Space Drift and people would still be like, ‘But tell us about Elvis!’ Honestly, though, it makes sense—you became him. I get it, though. No matter what I do, The Hunger Games is always lurking in the background like a very intense ex. But I love that you’re focused on the present. So, what’s next?

[hcrryestylcs]

”You know I always look for you in every crowd.”

[jcnniferlawrcnce]

Wait, is this one of those games where I’m supposed to finish the lyric? Movie quote? Secret code? Because if so, I’m feeling very underprepared. But if you really do scan every crowd for me, I deeply appreciate the dedication—just know I’m probably the one spilling my drink or tripping over absolutely nothing.