Mate, we’re talking Peyton Flanders psycho.
Good Godric.
Okay Louise, you're a girl, how do I get out of this?

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Mate, we’re talking Peyton Flanders psycho.
Good Godric.
Okay Louise, you're a girl, how do I get out of this?
You wouldn’t do that to me, you love me too much. I’m your favourite sister- I’m your only sister, you have to be all gung ho and protective and shit. Not be the one that sicks me with a charm. Rude.
I am protecting you. I'm protecting you from knowing information that will leave you otherwise compromised.
Has anyone seen my wand?
Gotta say please first, darling.
I tell you everything love. No secrets here!
Please, Mar? [He gives her a little pout.]
Says the one who refuses to talk right now!
Weeeelll, I know for a fact that that isn’t my tie. Explains where you were the past few, I don’t know, millenia. Scorpius. I had to sass Scorpius. I missed sassing you, you have deprived me of being an annoying little sister. If I find your tie I’m keeping it.
If you find my tie, you're getting a memory charm straight between the eyes because the only way you'll be finding it is around someone's neck and I really don't need my little sister in on my...er, extra curricular activities.
Has anyone seen my wand?
I’ll give you a kiss and send you on your way.
Right here then. [He points to his cheek.]
You never tell me anything anymore, Marlene.
I didn’t say angry, did I? We’re talking psychopath, Ash. And I figured you’d like your head on your shoulders, right?
.....I do like my head on my shoulders.
...How psycho are we talking? Louise, be honest, how bad is this?
Mad at you? I heard Evander had to hide in the Puff dorms for a month because she was out for blood. Then again, Booker does do as Booker pleases.
I think I can handle a lone angry girl, did you forget what types of girls we have in our family, Louise?
Like you don’t have more than one?
Aand because in a guts and glory contest Hypatia’d have both us beat by a mile or ten.
Its not about the tie, Alec, its about the principle. The principle. She doesn't just get to keep it as some kind of trophy, oh no, that's my job.
By seven, and I resent that. We're both of noble Gryffindor blood.
Has anyone seen my wand?
Since now, duh.
I am wounded.
How will I ever recover?
Oh, that’ll be talked about. How long d’you think it’ll take Booker to paint you desperate?
Well, there’s a reason you’re not in Gryffindor, mate.
All of about twenty seconds, as much as I'd hate to admit it. I can have whoever I bloody well please, I don't need to be desperate. What I do need is my tie, however.
And its because I'm smarter than the whole lot of them.
You be careful around Ms. Firecracker, Ashy. Last thing I need is to have to pull your arse out of the flames when she’s too much for your jock,
Oh come now, what's the worst that could happen? She gets mad at me for not dating her? And its not like I've never been on my end of the gossip column, Booker does as Booker pleases whether or not gossip actually happens.
Has anyone seen my wand?
Since when did you start keeping things from me? I'm a little insulted.
Gone on to endearing petnames already, Ash? Godric, talk about a sex hangover.
They only get pet names if they're good. Or at least memorable in some way. Something has to take place for their actual names so I can differentiate.
Has anyone seen my wand?
Of course, handsome. Of course.
Do not ask questions you don’t want answers to love. Dangerous game.
I never ask questions I don't want answers to. Spill.
Just yours.
Don't I feel special.
She was the one who had that whole bitch-out with Evander’s little sister about him after they broke up. That was, like, the highlight of Roxanne’s party in fourth year.
..........Oh.
The little firecracker. That was it. It had be her, then. Not that I'm one to feed into drama but I distinctly remember thinking about how attractive she was when she was angry.
Has anyone seen my wand?
You’re a lifesaver and I love you.
Accio Marlene’s wand!
Now that's more like it.
How in Godric's name did you lose it, anyway, Mar?