Ashe

She/they | minor Be confused with ash from final space Love paranormal things May or may not be an alien A baby witch

[ashthedeadalien]

K so just letting you know i have a new tumblr account! Basically what happened is that I accidentally lost my acess to this account on my phone. i found out my ipad still has this account but i think its nice to start over

[zanzaf-deactivated20221119]

The writers also did Jesse so dirty in favor of Lake but you guys aren’t ready for that take yet

[wildwandaa]

Have you seen my son?

Now you have

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Viktor: Why are you eating chow mein with kitchen tongs?

Five: More noods per scoop obviously

Klaus: Pure genius

Diego: You’re having a complete mental breakdown

Five: Its not ‘complete’ until I stop wearing pants

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

I can imagine kid Diego, Klaus and Allison doing “tarot” readings for each other with uno cards

[your-friendly-neighbourh00d-fag]

And all the readings equal bad luck:

ahh yes the four of yellow. paired with the green reverse this predicts good luck for the following year- but as the cards are upside down they dictate pain and misery instead.

[writing-prompt-s]

“Let me guess, Earthling, you’re here to plead for your species?” - “No. I am here to convince you to eliminate us. Every single one of us.”

[itsapmseymour]

So Disney’s Cars has a series now and apparently they go to a “dinosaur” exhibit and…all of the dinosaurs are cars

Which just…opens up so many thoughts.

1.) the meteor wiped out talking cars

2.) if this universe is exactly like Earth it means every disaster that happened, also happened here, with talking cars.

3.) this means modern cars are linked to the dinocars and not like…Cavemen cars.

[itsapmseymour]

Considering the Hippie car called McQueen a fascist once in the first one, yes. There was probably a hitler car.

[silver-tongues-blog]

Theres a popemobile so that means there was a car jesus

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

I once read a tumblr post claiming the cars had to take their wheels off at an airport, implying that car-9/11 happened.

[ashthedeadalien]

When I was a kid I really didnt like touching the floors on subway surfers for some reason I always tried to jump on trains as much as I can and I’m coming back to the game and I’m still doing that idk it’s just fun

[eikokonami]

The smile reminds me of a cat meme

[lindagoesmushrooming]

[mittir-the-bitter-deactivated20]

Some more stuff that I did for an au I made recently too! :]

[ashthedeadalien]

Imma just put this here…

[azure-arsonist]

Crazy how parts of popular culture can just be deleted by corporations just because they're deemed to be no longer profitable.

[flower-emojie]

pride flags color-picked directly from Judith Schmidt's images of Jupiter :>

Can't believe NASA confirmed the gas giant to be LGBT all at once.

[ashthedeadalien]

Sooo i said im gonna make a serapentian oc so i did!!

Introducing…. Harlow!

Yes its cringe i love being cringe

[ashthedeadalien]

Something that really surprises me in serapentis Is that it’s a planet sized cult and nobody there thinks of rebelling it and every single one of them is loyal to it from what we seen at least

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite Disney animated movie