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Oh, no.

riley-fitz‌:

One day you will, Ashton, and you’ll remember this moment. …yep I would probably have cut off three fingers trying to do that, jesus.

No...no, I can confidently say I will not do that. Never. Oh my god. Oh it’s not that hard just...c’mere. Hold the shallots here and just...pivot, like this. ...don’t press too hard though. Just practice till you’re good.

#...im a genuine idiot and read that wrong #shallots are like onions xD #those green things i think????#im dumb and have lost the thread of this conversation sup!#but omg yeah it's fine. he literally did not care so xD #somehow he didn't fucking know but u kno #im glad i can thirst after women in front of him now it's fine #LISTEN. the cinematic linked above xD i'll give you three guesses who megan's all in on #we all know that bitch is a full on member of the hoard. sylvanas is her queen through and through #...but basically listen #megan meets a sylvanas cosplayer at a con bc lbr. she goes to cons #and she just kind of has a gay panic moment bc oh cool she's hot it's fine???#and she brings alex with her lbr #and alex just watches in fascination as she tries to flirt with this fucking nerd in body paint and obnoxious elf ears #and just sends a video to dylan like ??? guess megan's gay now

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Oh, no.

ashtonpadilla

riley-fitz‌:

Oh, whatever, you’ve probably microwaved something like that before maybe. Everyone does it. It was like….almost edible. Oh, these things. Never seen one. Here we are.

I’ve microwaved some questionable things in my time yes, but never a grilled cheese, Riley. The mere thought is just...erugh. You’ve never seen a -- you know what, that tracks. You just slice these really thinly, see?

#you know i don't know??? bc it's not like an oyster #but that's what i think of when i imagine shallots #like i know what they are but fuck if i know how to describe it #oh im fine. i just sort of blurted and he was like ...k.#but it'll be nice to not have to act straight around him xD #well. kinda. i can't swim in the water and fishing is trash but #it's pretty???#ugh yes cows and horses stiiiiink but they're cute as shit. so. mood.#....also fucking xD ive found another video game lady for megan morgan to thirst over #...also a cute ship idea for her. fuck her being straight. not in my house. or the gay af morgan house tbh

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Oh, no.

ashtonpadilla

riley-fitz‌:

When you’re hungry and have been reading lines for Frozen for twelve hours you’ll eat anything, Jordan. Anything. Lean Cuisine, though, okay. I will look into purchasing some of those to keep. …shallots. Um.

Okay, but you shouldn’t. The thought of a microwaved grilled cheese is giving me a stress ulcer, Riley. Please, for my sake, call me to make you a grilled cheese the next time you think about doing...that. ...these. These are shallots. Hand me four, please.

#omg okay that makes more sense #a necessary sacrifice but omg im sorry #that shit sucks so fucking bad #seafood is just. no #i also came out to my brother today. that was fun #ohhh my god yep red tide is the bane of my existence.#it was really fucking bad this time too jfc #just. ugh. cons of living on a bayou #omg really? mine is suuuper rare. i will nevr seek it out but #there's some that i actively likd and others i wouldn't mind eating again #id never pick it first though

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Oh, no.

ashtonpadilla

riley-fitz‌:

The microwave seemed like the fastest option, okay. I was up all night redoing lines and I needed something immediately. Okay, cool, yes. I can hand you stuff, that seems doable. Even I can’t mess that up.

That’s not a microwave food. It’s just...oh god. White bread warmed...no. No. That’s...I can’t believe you ate that. Please purchase lean cuisines instead because grilled cheese in the microwave actually hurts me. Excellent. Hand me four shallots, please.

#....okay but still. i wouldn't have even done it #if it smells fishy i literally can't do it #i live on a bayou right? and red tide came throug last month real bad #dead fish fucking everywhere #walking outside made me gag bc of the smell #no. no to putting it in my mouth bye #but literal same fuck. ive found two fish i can eat. two. and only if it's prepared a certain way #...listen it's about all ashton has xD her cooking brings it to the table

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Oh, no.

ashtonpadilla

riley-fitz‌:

Ummm. I guess I left it in the microwave a little long? It was pretty bad. …sure. I’ll probably mess up, but um. I’ll try to learn?

You...you microwave...oh god, Riley no. That’s even worse. Nah, you won’t mess up. You’ll just watch me for a while and hand me stuff till you get the hang of it.

#ew ew ew no im so surprised you actually ate it why #i tried like...tuna i think of some kind recently-ish #like actual fancy well prepared seafood and i HATED it still #it wasn't the texture for me but it was the taste #but gross god scallops even LOOK disgusting i hate #but bro same. im good with chicken and pork and beef and turkey like. gtfo with your garbage seafood #...i wish i liked it but just. no.#mostly xD but honestly fair. ash like. i think ashton can be pretty good for her.#she can at least feed her well xD

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Oh, no.

ashtonpadilla

riley-fitz‌:

…I made myself a grilled cheese for lunch. It was burnt.

You burnt... Okay. How did you burn a grilled cheese? You want to learn how to do the clams? I have to make another batch.

#none of the food sounded appetizing bc ew seafood but u kno #rich epople like that kind of shit #and i feel like ashton likes seafood too #she cooks a looooot of it i imagine #but dude yeah that's understandable as hell though?#like trauma that severe can fuck anyone up im sure jfc #at least riley is comfortable around ash now though

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Oh, no.

ashtonpadilla

riley-fitz‌:

What uh…what all did you make?

A couple different things actually. A spicy chili as a main course, tea glazed grilled salmon as well. Um, a rigatoni dish with...well. I won’t bore you with the ingredients. There’s also some sides as well. BLT skewers with green goddess dip, wine steamed clams and crispy baked eggplant.

#...i just looked up so many dishes for this response #omg yeah sorry not the ex. ust the dude who was nuts and WANTED to date her #bc he was nuts #but yo yeah like. i just wondered if she had a touch of it befoe #and all of that just made it flare even worse which...understandable

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Oh, no.

ashtonpadilla

riley-fitz‌:

Thank you, Ashton.

Yeah, of course. Here, you can have some of the wares, if you like. I’ll make you some.

#sometimes more like all the time tbh jfc #like. god it's such a huge pain in the ass #but god yeah like. i can totally see that #has she always beena little shy and anxious or like #is it only bc of her abusive ex that she's as bad as she is?#ash just set about bustling around the kitchen tho

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Oh, no.

ashtonpadilla

riley-fitz‌:

…okay, yeah just um. Maybe until it…dies down out there.

Yeah, of course. C’mon, you can come hang out in the kitchen.

#fucking right though??? god people are so nutst #the fact that people are that crazy scares /me/ and im not even famous #so probs a good thing to just not deal with those people riley #ugh just. the worst profession to have when social anxiety is a thing shit #but yes ashton just led her back to the kitchen and pulled a seat out for her #....entirely out of the way of the rest of her staff xD

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Oh, no.

ashtonpadilla

riley-fitz‌:

…thank you.

Yeah, of course. You can just hang out in here. I’ve got to get back to cooking, but the event’s nearly over.

#god yeah like. that just sucks so fucking back #*bad #because fans for one are psycho #and don't care for personal boundaries #and for two some people genuinely just may not know the full story #so they don't know how uncomfortable it would make her #omg yep like. ashton was worried about the contact but like #she was more worried riley would freeze and not follow her without the grounding touch #but aw. nbd she's comfortable with ashton now this is fine. im fine

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Oh, no.

ashtonpadilla

riley-fitz‌:

No, I’m sorry I can’t - that’s not um. Um…

...here. Come on.

#fuck stop. this poor girl i swear #it sucks that she's so just. anxious about people getting close #bc you damn well know people swarm actors and actresses all the time #but yes. ashton was probably leaving some event lbr #and is in her chef clothes #but /knows/ riley is uncomfortable with this stuff #so she just shoved through people and is pressing against her lower back like k #let's escape to this event that you need an invite too #*to #im good at typing

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Someday.

ashtonpadilla

riley-fitz:

I delegate a lot of it, but…I don’t know. I like…being able to help people? So I try to just…stay consistent with um…with all the women and stuff. I - you know. I know what it’s like…to be where they are, so um. I don’t know. But, yeah. Yeah, of course. Definitely. I love my job, I do. It’s just. Tiring. Halfsies on the food?

...I know. I get it. Maybe...hm. Come on. Why don’t I walk you home. You can get in an early night, maybe get a solid eight hours. Halfsies on the food.