[evanzbuck]

Calum talking to the crowd on 8/30/18.

[babytwice]

get to know me: [1/15] current celebrity crushes ➵ calum thomas hood

“Humans r weird.”

[hatin]

Never lie to someone who trusts you and never trust someone who lies to you

(hatin)

[asraarr-deactivated20200914]

when u accidentally take a 4 hour depression nap

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

I’m going to need the finale of 2016 to have a dramatically uplifting and inspiring plot twist 

[realstatedeep-deactivated201507]

do you ever discover a band and just realize this is what you’ve needed all your life.

[hotdamn5sos]

karen.may.clifford: Family

[ioux]

i’m like. Always Sleepy. i feel like i should be used to this by now and stop complaining about being sleepy but I Can’t. Anyways, i’m sleepy

[oueai]

calum is the best thing that has ever happened in the whole universe

[doll-hovse]

Please don’t coin a pathetic boy band member as the “best thing that has ever happened in the whole universe.” Please love yourself

[oueai]

calum is the best thing that has ever happened in the whole universe

[doll-hovse]

He isn’t the best thing that’s ever happened. The formation of the universe was the best thing that’s ever happened because if there were no formation there would be no universe, thus life wouldn’t be created. Stop calling some bubblegum pop boy band member the greatest thing, because he isn’t.

[oueai]

calum is the best thing that has ever happened in the whole universe

[doll-hovse]

NO HE ISN’T. Stop with this idiocy. He isnt the best thing that has ever happened so stop saying it! Jesus!

[oueai]

he is the universe

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

I’m a cute gf ur all missing out

[bitchycode]

do you ever get in an “i don’t know” phase in your life. where you literally don’t have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don’t. know.

[naramdil]

ppl with dimples are so cute I literally get overwhelmed. theyre also so blithely unaware of the power of a single dimple like!!! ur absentminded smile is causing someone to internally combust rn!! that’s so much power for a single person to hold!!!! 

[hotdamn5sos]

ashtonirwin: @5sos

[bri3395]

Sounds Live, Feels Live | Tinley Park | 07/30/16 {credit}

[babytwice]

Cake!

[clummyhood]

kindly murder me thx

[deactivatedblognumber1]

So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don’t think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious