is that rice I smell

[champagnechaachi]

[death-by-lulz]

when you hear the ice cream truck coming

[cringepics]

shawty i don’t, 2018. oil on board

(my art, don’t delete caption please ✨)

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via TheCheish)

[coolyo294]

tonight we will eat at samsung

[stele3]

Samsung is out here ending lives.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

How can  I get one of these corporate twitter jobs lol

[boletus-edulis]

Okay guys here’s my everyday makeup tutorial as per popular request

[hatondiscat-deactivated20181203]

Performance art

[stability]

[jonostarsmcre-deactivated202002]

[gringoslur]

non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!

meanwhile, in latinoamerica:

[fangbambi]

sweetie;, you don’t wanna get started on brazilian pizza

[gringoslur]

[unstoppable-mogar]

Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

When that q-tip hits your ear clit

[dtrbl]

I’m crying

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.

[stressedrayllumstan]

So i made this and put it on instagram and it completely blew up so i thought to upload it here

[gninjalady]

I love the young people

[dawnonthehorizon-blog1]

I’m simultaneously amused and terrified

[artistforsuckers-deactivated202]

Why is target the place to be for anyone of any age?

[ruinedchildhood]

[skyecandi-deactivated20180917]

[theawfuledges]

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this