there's catastrophe in everything i'm touching

your friendly neighborhood cryptid. 30’s. she/her. fic writer. lover of monsters and all manner of spooky things. my writing: fic masterlist / reader masterlist / monster masterlist / AO3 / bluesky / ko-fi REQUESTS: OPEN

[sobamori]

Summer night 🌙

[caprart1]

what a beautiful night

[vanana-r0tat3]

he is my husband and i am going to kiss him

edit: STOP REPOSTING THIS TO PINTEREST.

[theawfuledges]

started replaying dino crisis for the first time in years

[tired-biscuit]

you know that trope where it’s princess + knight, but they’ve both been captured by the bad guys and the princess is now gripped by the jaw by the villain, receiving a thin cut to her cheek while remaining completely still with a defiant look in her eyes even as a droplet of blood begins to trickle out of the wound, all while 3 people AT THE VERY LEAST need to have their hands locked on the knight because he’s thrashing around like a wild animal, trying so so so desperately, violently, to get to her?

yeah, that’s porn to me.

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[tofublock]

let me stay a little bit above the clouds. not lower, not higher

[fleebites]

junicorn

day 16

‘kintsugi’

[roiidart]

it had to be you

[fleebites]

junicorn

day 19

‘unicorvids’

[theawfuledges]

finally watched iron lung and by the end of it i was just constantly making this face

[blockbustervideos]

Van Helsing (2004)

[baidao]

Who's puppyyy~~~

[stdismas]

Wyll Ravengard in Baldur's Gate 3 (2023).

[mysterymellie]

[thecatandthemoon]

In honour of Anthony Head, I'm uploading my favourite Merlin blooper.

[theawfuledges]

Living armor polycule but one of them has a muzzle and when you ask why the others say "bite risk" you tell them you're into that but they all shake their heads, including the one in the muzzle, and they all says "tetanus"

anon has anyone ever told you you’re the funniest person on the fucking planet