Quotes from The Dream Team SMPers

Posting some of the crazy shit these loveable dumbasses (affectionate) say! I mainly follow the story from Tommy and Techno's POVs, but if good lore happens elswhere, lemme know and I'll find it!❤️

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The blogs @rin-understudios @artfullyimprobable @soft-solitude @asimpforthedreamteamsmpers were spotted at the top of the “lmanburg” search on tumblr on Captain Puffy’s stream at 01:55:58 !

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HOLY SHIT-

IT WAS FOR LIKE, HALF A SECOND, BUT THIS IS GOING STRAIGHT TO MY EGO LMFAO

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1). 1,430 notes - Nov 15 2020

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2). 995 notes - Feb 23 2021

I Don’t Know Why This Interaction Made Me Laugh So Much- (ft. TommyInnit and BadBoyHalo):

3). 963 notes - Oct 20 2020

“Why’s he just following me?? What the hell?? This horse is clever as shit!!!”

4). 922 notes - Jan 28 2021

“The ONE time I trust another human being, and I’m like ‘Oh, I’m gonna take off my armor and he’ll roleplay and NOT try to kill me immediately’ and you’re like ‘NO now’s my chance’ and you STILL lost.”

5). 841 notes - May 27 2021

4 Kinds of People When Responding To Tommy:

6). 821 notes - Oct 14 2020

“I gotta say, watching someone die doing something immediately makes me think ‘I should not do that thing’. Like, millions of years of evolution have kinda hardwired that instinct in me.”

7). 628 notes - Oct 24 2020

“WE JUST WON!! And I did absolutely nothing!!”

8). 606 notes - Oct 29 2020

TommyInnit Being Techno’s Annoying Little Brother (ft. Wilbur Soot):

9). 530 notes - Oct 28 2020

“We have grieved. Now we will do the opposite of grieve. GRIEF.”

10). 464 notes - Dec 18 2020

“To set up a new government right in front of an anarchist? Well... I can only say that I almost ADMIRE the audacity.”

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“You got scammed by your own stupidity.”

~ TommyInnit

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“What IS a landlord- TEACH ME CHAT I NEED TO KNOW MORE FACTS-”

~TommyInnit

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This has aged-

In what way, i do not know-

But it has aged

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GIRL WAKE UP

USERNAMES UPDATED AILITM AT 3AM ONCE AGAIN!!

You can find the newest chapter, Chapter 5, by either

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OR

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PLEASE MIND THE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER, CUZ ITS A LOT OF C!JSCHLATT/QUACKITY BEHAVIOR!

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AND ONE MORE MAIN ACCOUNT REBLOG CUZ I UPDATED AILITM AGAIN!!

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GUYS I HAD A #MOMENT AND WROTE C!FIANCE FLUFF

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Main Account Reblog to announce this!

Consider it an apology for the lack of quotes lmao I’m working on those now tho, so don’t worry! There’ll be more coming in a few days!

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OMG, Y’ALL REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS JACK’S IGN??? (ft. RanbooLive and Thunder1408):

<Ranboo> paper <Thunder1408> scissors <Thunder1408> loser <Ranboo> ./ban Thunder1408 <Thunder1408> NO

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Neat (ft. Ghostbur and TommyInnit):

GB: “Hey Tommy! How’s it going?”

TI: “PRETTY GOOD. JUST SAVING THIS AUSTRALIAN MAN.”

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“I have a gift for you, Tommy. I’ve already done more than L’Manburg has EVER done for you.”

~Lazarbeam

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Lazar Paved The Way For Techno /hj, Fight Me  (ft. TommyInnit and Lazarbeam):

TI: “Well... I’m not out to turn on L’Manburg...”

LB: “Ah, I mean... Tommy, look at the way they kicked you out.”

TI: “Yeah, but-”

LB: “Why would you support them?”

TI: “Yeah, but y’know, there’s.... Tubbo...”

LB: “What did Tubbo do to you, Tommy? Didn’t he exile you?”

TI: “...Yeah.. Yeah, he did...”

LB: “So why? What’s so special about L’Manburg? What have they ever done for you, Tommy?”

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“Oh, that was you. I thought it was Vik... I was very worried.”

~TommyInnit 

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“I just mean... Tommy, this is a big step. Y’know, we’ve had a combatitive relationship - You mugged me, I made your tent explode!”

~Lazarbeam

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How Do I Title This Part 12 (ft. TommyInnit and Ghostbur):

TI: “Don’t speak too much to Lazarbeam, Wilbur.”

GB: “Why not??”

TI: “He’s Austrailian.”

GB: “Oh... Oh that’s- I’m so sorry, Lazarbeam!”

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“Yeah... The color purple doesn’t really sit right with me.”

~ Lazarbeam

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I AGREEEEEE LMFAO But With Which One, You Will Never Know (ft. Lazarbeam and TommyInnit):

LB: “I choose not to touch the platform, ‘cause it’s like... somewhat inferior-”

TI: “Because you’re scared.”

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The Bad Thing Is, I Can’t Tell If He’s Joking, But If It’s True, I Wouldn’t Be Surprised (ft. TommyInnit and Lazarbeam):

TI: “Do you even have a Twitch account?”

LB: “Oh, no I’m not allowed to have one. I’m a YouTube streamer.”

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“You’re just in the denial stages of finding me annoying.”

~TommyInnit