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[notschlatt]

Schlatt just kept scrolling

[compactdiscus]

c!Jack my princess the world doesn't get you...

pssstttt follow @compactdiscus on twt and @cdcompacter on instagram... that's me :3

[whyweloseoursocks]

I would argue that out of all my DSMP designs these ones are my weakest!! A lot of them have been updated but are transparent so they might look funny but I will put them here too in case they actually work with the website

These are the updated ones (I am going to make them into charms and sell them at cons) but TRUST and believe that I would redo Philza, Eret, & Foolish before selling those ones. And Sam but lord have mercy on me

[smiisevenwhyplus]

collection of twitchcon pictures

[ifitsalright]

SHUT UP I'M TALKING! Summary Week of 6/14

WMOTW:

Tom "got stood up" in the rain by an injured baby fox he "established a feeding routine with" after paying for some expensive roast chicken. He got sick.

Jack paid four euro for a very painful & aggressive massage chair after his flight was delayed.

TwitchCon:

Jack had Tom strip to film on the beach for the pre-recorded segments of the live show.

The audience was very silent, and during the confession segment Jack had to go through 3 people before he found someone willing to participate.

Tom wasn't even traveling when this was going on (iirc when they originally talked about this event it was going to be a FaceTime thing? idk when plans changed) he was just at home sick (bc of waiting in the rain for the fox) and with significant mouth pain.

Jack met an interesting security guard who got really excited everytime the metal detector beeped on Jack.

Animals:

Tom made an Alpaca sex noise and Jack sincerely complimented it.

Tom respects that animals have sex for very short periods of time.

Jack would bring his family dog with him to the barber as a kid, and the barber's small dog would get turned on and always hump his dog. Yes Jack's dog was always the bottom.

Jack's Aunt's dog is very big and has a humping issue and one time tackled his grandpa, pinned him down, and humped him for 10 minutes straight. Grandpa was too embarrassed to call anyone.

Viewer Gift:

A viewer made a clip compilation and another made a very accurate diorama of the SUIT set and an even smaller version of it to go inside of it.

Water:

Tom got so irritated complaining about their new water bottles and tried to demonstrate how much they suck that he ended up spilling water on the mic and pants (trousers.) He spent the rest of the episode in his underwear (pants) with a tea towel over his crotch.

Random:

When Jack was in the train station he saw a guy who asked an employee if he would get in trouble if he jumped the gate, the guy said no, and the guy jumped over and walked in and set off the alarms lmao.

Jack's bowels have been a mess lately, and he has a family history of Crohn's and he in detail describes the fecal matter test he had to do as well as when the lady messed up taking his blood and had to do it a second time (he's wearing 2 bandages in the vid lol). The results of the test were not great lol.

Tom & Jack spend a stupid amount of time arguing over what's the best app. Jack initially says Angry Birds. Tom's list goes as follows: Settings, Notes, & Photos. They argue over whether the camera app is any good since you need the photos app to even open the photos. Tom admits to being the kind of guy who just messes with his settings at the dentist's office.

The first time Tom got turned on/felt horny was when he was reading a Spiderman comic and Spidey saved Mary Jane.

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I LOVE BITSMP <33 @ivysbea

should i make a part 2 :p?

[bitingyoubitingyoubi]

LOSING MY SHIT RN IN CASE U CARE

[imhereformysciencefriends]

Free/pay for postage DSMP Calendar Prints

I can take individual photos if needed! The dsmp pinup calendar has reached the end of its date range so I am giving away the above pages. If you are international (I live in the USA) you'd pay for shipping but they're otherwise free ✌️