im the baby

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Where did you go😭😭

in order for the baby to stay a baby forever the baby must take big naps . when baby wakes up baby can return to posting

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from the baby: hi kitty cat 🌝

bello purr purr meow kitty cat is friends with baby now yaaaaaaaassssy

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*pets u gently*

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kitty want meow mix 😿

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no fuckign way

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in case you want to know the insider ideas behind ask-a-baby

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How’s the inflation on milk prices treating you, baby?

i had to up my hours in the baby mines :( Fucking Hell

[ask-a-baby]

i was 2 months old when bendy and the ink machine came out.... now im a year old .

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where are your parents bro

baby has parents but they dont know baby blogs..... shhhhhh

[kuiperror]

*to the tune of "women and men" by they might be giants* mittens and paaaaants mittens and paaaants

[ask-a-baby]

the baby's pizza order

regular cheese

olives

banana peppers

woodchips from the playground

anchovies

worms (from the dirt (from the playground))

stuffed crust, duh

extra cheese

top with gerber puffs and yogossssssss

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the baby never forgets the axe

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if you are baby then how do say bad words ):

absorption in womb

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piece of shit car.... i got a piece of shit carrrr

[ask-a-baby]

who can take a sunrise

make a big doo doo

[ask-a-baby]

GUYGGGGHH *shits pants*

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stares at you

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baby's tag game

Right now I'm listening to... caspar babypants & hap palmer

Right now I'm eating... gerber puffs . fuck yeah

Right now I'm watching... law & order 😑 parents should be banned from the remote

Right now I'm wearing... onesie with a picture of my face on it #merchdrop

Tag Your Bestie Who Loves Babies !!!

i tag @kuiperror

[ask-a-baby]

my friend the doctor says the world is made of chicken strips