barney's blog

zealous freak who takes solace in the strange!

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welcome to my house on the internet

im barnaby [he/him, 20yo, american, trans guy] and this is my blog :) i make things and post strange thoughts and sometimes i reblog stuff. usually im funny but when i'm not i use the tag #personal. i often misspell things because i type very fast and i have a strange way of using punctuation marks .

i love silly things like 1960s alvin and the chipmunks and garfield and rankin/bass and schoolhouse rock and repeat after me (old mac os x macintalk tts system program) ^^

i like to do html occasionally, so check out my desktop theme & about page and my neocities site [currently my tumblr pages like my about page and my tags page are UNDER CONSTRUCTION and are not available to the public. also goes for my neocities site, which is undergoing a massive change!]

plz feel free 2 send an ask! i love receiving them more than anything in the whole wide web and they make my entire month!

ok bye bye ^^

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evelyn: feed me 900 dollars 🌝

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evelyn says: feed me 1,600 dollars for breaks u just replaced 🌝 teehee

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she said we don’t have to change.

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Top 5 chipmunk songs

once again its like asking me to choose my favorite children...

my personal favorite top 5 ORIGINAL chipmunk songs:

sing a goofy song (sing again with the chipmunks)

witch doctor (sing again with the chipmunks)

the chipmunk song (let's all sing with the chipmunks)

i wish i had a horse (sing again with the chipmunks)

hang up your stockin' (christmas with the chipmunks vol. 2)

my personal favorite top 5 chipmunk COVERS:

yankee doodle (let's all sing with the chipmunks)

here we come a-caroling (christmas with the chipmunks vol. 2)

you two (the chipmunks go to the movies)

while strolling in the park one day (the chipmunk songbook)

pop goes the weasel (let's all sing with the chipmunks)

these were very difficult lists to put together and i could easily swap out tons of songs competing for number 5 for each list. maybe one day i'll rank every chipmunk song? or maybe every album... that would be fun

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i think there's definitely something to be said about the async scientists using "greetings in 55 languages" from the voyager records as the tape used to lure in the still life. u know. an audio track that contains peaceful and kind greetings that are intended to be heard by extraterrestrial life

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Alright y’all, which Miser Brother is your favourite

Team Snow Miser

Team Heat Miser

Remaining time: 5 hours 30 minutes

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i have to spend fathers day with my estranged dad for the first time since i was 3 and he's the family member taking me to the armenian museum and i have to tolerate him because he paid for my plane tickets when i really just want him to leave me alone

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i think that if i ended up in the amazing digital circus , put into a body that objectively reflected a negative psychological aspect of myself i think i would be a barbie doll . like an employed one. i do not dream of labor and i have a lot of anxiety about choosing the "correct" career , and also no offense imagining myself stuck in the body of a barbie doll, like, barbie herself (white skinny extremely feminine and well-figured straight-haired blonde) with zero way to customize myself or fit into the style and gender ambiguity i like i would actually be miserable . of course its not like , the end of the world , but i actually love my appearance i have chosen for myself and i rarely change it up . so yeah i think that if the running theme with tadc characters is their avatars actively reflect a negative psychological aspect of themselves id probably say id be a barbie doll. also i would probably be she/her'd 24/7 so that would probably suck ass as well

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google ai im trying to find a fucking image macro im not trying to be friends with you 😭😭😭😭

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↑↑↑ image macro i was looking for

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google ai im trying to find a fucking image macro im not trying to be friends with you 😭😭😭😭

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funnies from my island

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what if peter griffin met frosty the snowman?

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i hate mother's day i hate father's day i hate my entire family fuck them for being little bitches who hate me. except for my mommy i love her

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fuck my life

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dunkin donuts discontinued frozen coffees and replaced them with "coffee chillers" which are made with a different syrup. devastating news for barnaby country

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Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville