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Hells Kitchen Update #28
Im still too afraid to open the box, it haunts the furthest corner of my apartment ominously.Ā
In other news I saw that lady across the street again? The one with the camera. I think sheās watching my neighbor but thereās an offhand chance itās me.
Pro Tip: Donāt mess with a multi million dollar corporations private affairs, especially if you live in or anywhere near Hellās Kitchen. Ā
Hells Kitchen Update #27
I found a box on my door step that saidĀ āOpen Meā.Ā
I have Not opened it, and honestly iām a little afraid to. Iām not going to open it anytime soon, I may when I have company but there is no way in hell iām opening it alone.
Story Time
Everyone who follows this blog knows I work and Rand? Or at least know I know Mr. Rand.Ā
Well I overheard him talking about looking into some files, and so naturally I went ahead and searched into those same files because my curiosity is determined to get be killed or something.Ā
Anyways, I found a lot of illegal stuff? I donāt think Mr. Rand is aware of it, or maybe thatās some Wishful Thinking, but you never know. He seems like a good man to me, and I donāt think he would siphon money from Rand. He basically owns it, so I donāt see why heād need to.Ā
Maybe it isnāt even him. I donāt plan to try and approach him just yet, or possibly ever, but I will be keeping tabs on it.Ā
GUESS WHO'S BACK IN TOWN ITS ME HEY
Hey pal, welcome back! This part of the cityās still here soā¦ Howās it doing?!
All is well!!!!!!! Im really happy to be back. My wifi was out after the earthquake and I couldnāt get it running again for a while.Ā
Well, if itās only the wifi, itās great. Iāve had plaster all other my living room for days. I think I found a chunck of it in my tea this morning!
KitchenĀ Update #26
So?? Apparently vigilantes here Really enjoy dumpsters. Like, really enjoy. I was taking my trash out and my neighbors trash out, and the devil himself was just kinda,, lying there. I think heās still there? I just left the bags to the side and didnāt mess with him I was too afraid. He didnāt seem to be bleeding all that bad? Just a lil roughed upā¦ But Still.Ā
Wait, you let a wounded man bleeding out in the dumpster, really?!
It wasnāt like profuse bleeding. Just some small cuts here and there. I think he just wanted a lowkey place to rest and I wasnāt about to mess with him.Ā
GUESS WHO'S BACK IN TOWN ITS ME HEY
Hey pal, welcome back! This part of the cityās still here soā¦ Howās it doing?!
All is well!!!!!!! Im really happy to be back. My wifi was out after the earthquake and I couldnāt get it running again for a while.Ā
KitchenĀ Update #26
So?? Apparently vigilantes here Really enjoy dumpsters. Like, really enjoy. I was taking my trash out and my neighbors trash out, and the devil himself was just kinda,, lying there. I think heās still there? I just left the bags to the side and didnāt mess with him I was too afraid. He didnāt seem to be bleeding all that bad? Just a lil roughed up... But Still.Ā
Ohhh!!!!!1 wow okay sorry for my huge inactivity?? After the giant earthquake my wifi was out for like a really loooong time. Other than that I've just been really busy. Iāll try and stay more updated in the future.Ā
Oops? My bad... but this guy was kurking around my fricking home! I... I'l by him a nice dinner. Was the cosplayer cute? Don't mind me... I... was making new friends. I'm back. Cookies?
Iām actually crying. Lilith?? Iām?
Ohmy go d.
Yeah he was pretty cute not gonna lie. Good luck.
I have cookies of peace and a good pic of the bullet proof guy.
So?
YOU GOT PICS OF BULLETPROOF GUY???? Gimme gimme please I need to make a collection. Like those coarkboards that connect happenings to happenings?? Iām gonna figure out who he is.
Yep, have one. You could easily identify him on it. I donāt know why, but he always wears a hoodie with bullets" holes. And heās huge! Butā¦ I thought he gave his name on tvā¦ no?
I don't-- Really watch TV. It kinda Really really broke I can't get a new one so I've just been dicking around on Netflix for a while.
Oops? My bad... but this guy was kurking around my fricking home! I... I'l by him a nice dinner. Was the cosplayer cute? Don't mind me... I... was making new friends. I'm back. Cookies?
Iām actually crying. Lilith?? Iām?
Ohmy go d.
Yeah he was pretty cute not gonna lie. Good luck.
I have cookies of peace and a good pic of the bullet proof guy.
So?
YOU GOT PICS OF BULLETPROOF GUY???? Gimme gimme please I need to make a collection. Like those coarkboards that connect happenings to happenings?? I'm gonna figure out who he is.
Oops? My bad... but this guy was kurking around my fricking home! I... I'l by him a nice dinner. Was the cosplayer cute? Don't mind me... I... was making new friends. I'm back. Cookies?
I'm actually crying. Lilith?? I'm?Ohmy go d.Yeah he was pretty cute not gonna lie. Good luck.
Kitchen Update #25
Nobody is pressing charges!!! Shits good. I actually got his number, which is kinda dope. I still don't know where my friend went-- I think she kinda just teleported out. Or something. I think she can do that--Ā
Kitchen Update #24
I woke up this morning to the ninja dude screaming. He- He's a cosplayer. How hard did my friend hit him? Jesus. I gave him cookies and explained the situation-- I think my friend is still asleep and I know she's here but idk where she fell asleep at so pause as I try to find her. Just to make matters like, just a bit worse, I keep seeing vigilantes around my block and I do not like it. I'm gonna have to make a blockade or some shit smh.
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get ādoot dootā in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
THIS SHIT WORKS
i want another one
IT TOOK 30 SECONDS WHAT HOW WHY
No way. WHAT MASTER SKILLS DO YOU HAVE?!
//Do et.
Ya still can do it ?Ā
I think I just hit a cosplayer with my bat... this idiot was looming in the alley behind my home and... oh gods... I hope it was a cosplayer and not a real ninja... oh shit... oh. I'm in trouble?
BITCH WTF?
No Iām just kidding, tbh donāt blame you. I donāt think you can legally be charged with assault ifā its on your property??
Come over to my apartment and we can tie him up and interrogate.
Or like, treat the wounds?? Bring them up the fire escape.
Well, it was behind MY frigging home soā¦ and they were shifty!
You sure for your place? Hum wellā¦ theyāre tiny and not too heavy I thinkā¦ prepare the ropes, Iām on my way! I hadnāt hit that hard. I hope.
Iām actually laughing really hard this is hilarious, dude.
I really really hope itās just a cosplayer for both of our sakes, tbh.
Letās hope itās a cosplayer, reallyā¦ (It would be a pity if I had pissed off the wrong people).
When they wake up and check they still have all their teeth, weāll laugh all together !
It'll be peaches and cream!! And probably a headache.
I think I just hit a cosplayer with my bat... this idiot was looming in the alley behind my home and... oh gods... I hope it was a cosplayer and not a real ninja... oh shit... oh. I'm in trouble?
BITCH WTF?
No Iām just kidding, tbh donāt blame you. I donāt think you can legally be charged with assault ifā its on your property??
Come over to my apartment and we can tie him up and interrogate.
Or like, treat the wounds?? Bring them up the fire escape.
Well, it was behind MY frigging home soā¦ and they were shifty!
You sure for your place? Hum wellā¦ theyāre tiny and not too heavy I thinkā¦ prepare the ropes, Iām on my way! I hadnāt hit that hard. I hope.
I'm actually laughing really hard this is hilarious, dude.
I really really hope it's just a cosplayer for both of our sakes, tbh.
Kitchen Update #23
My friend is on her way to my apartment with a ninja or ninja cosplayer. We aren't sure on which they are. What the fuck is this? I hope it's a cosplayer tbh I'm not keen on having an actual ninja in my living room AGAIN
