Alejandro Vargas

@ask-alevargas

I'm old. Mexicano. Has anyone seen Rudy?

34 posts

Hola mundo, Alejandro here.

Word got around that everyone's making these 'ask blog' things, so I wanted to try them out too, even though I don't know what a tumblr is, I feel like a teenage girl.

¡Saludos! 🫶🏻

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(im actually going insane. i hate my schedule this semester. wdym i only have two on campus classes and the rest are online????)

(i NEED to socialize. like actually. i wanna see my friends, the other students in my class!!!! i miss the commute, even if i have to get up three hours earlier)

(this is actually SO REAL but for me it's how LATE i'm finishing classes all week EAUGHHHH)

(and the labs. i used to love labs first semester but they're getting annoying now 😭 (jk i love/hate them))

we are doing wife applications? sign me up!

-sabrina

Sabrina, con gusto acepto la aplicación, siempre hay espacio para una más.. Tendrás que llevarte con mis otras esposas, though..

i dont mind sharing as long as i get to be all yours papi 😋😋😋

just wife me uppppp

- lia

Ah, caray. Así me gustan, sin miedo.

You might be first in line, Lia.

good morning!! Simple question!

You seem to miss Rudy, have you found him? And do you regularly sleep together? I do Not mean inna sexual way, Just Like a sleepover

.... Sin comentarios.

@las-almas-border-patrol

hola!

Say, sweet Thing, why Not leave boring Rodolfo behind and Team Up with me? I could offer far more incentive, No?

I don't care what you offer. You could give me a million dollars worth of anything, but Rudy's my brother, we fight together.

Desgraciadamente, para tí, no.

(m: that's his pookie fr)

Hello, I am here to collect my chew toy privileges >:)

— @shadow-5-05

SIIIIGHHHHH, make it quick. Thank god I'm on leave so I don't have to go out with bite marks. Que horror, de verdad...

I love you.

Be my other dad, please.

I have double the daddy issues so I need double the set dads.

Sure, who's your other dad? I'll coparent. I'll also help you learn some spanish, mijo/mija.

If I threw a slice of cheese at you, would it stick to the Great Wall of Alejandro that you call a forehead?

Valeria, I kindly ask you to leave my askbox. :)

(maya: i had to take the phone from him and delete a.. pretty large paragraph from here. please don't send alejandro shit about his large forehead. big foreheads are hot. no alejandro is not paying me to say that and i mean it.)

I'm gonna bite you— there's nothing you can do about it, you're going in my taste journal right next to Rudy !

— shadow 5-05 ( @shadow-5-05 )

(m: i smiled at this ask im ngl JAJAJAJ QUE EMOCIÓN)

Bite me? Where? If there's nothing I can do about it, make sure it's somewhere I can cover.

Don't bite Rudy too hard, he doesn't take pain well.. Es que es joto.

@las-almas-border-patrol

Hm.. either the hand or the upper arm. And don't worry, I don't bite that hard, there won't even be a mark when I'm done (maybe) !!

And I was careful with Rudy, don't worry :) its just a nip

Well, if you say so..

Las cosas que dejo que me hagan.. For science, I guess.. Let me know how I taste, soldier.

WOOO! Biting time :D

I'd say you taste kind of like salt, flesh and kind of like play dough, specifically the red play dough (I'm aware they taste basically the same, but still). I give you an 8/10!

.... That's.. Something. What was rudy's score?

9/10 :)

... And what can we do to uhhhh say uhhhhh up the score?

(mans is SOUR 😭)

Hm... Well maybe I could up you to a 9.5 if you let me chew on you, I lost my old human chew toy :(

You can't get a 10/10 though, because that's my commanders rating and only he is allowed to have that

((LMAO))

... Está bien. But again, make it somewhere I can cover, I still need to look good.

(he doesn't know what he agreed to tbh, he just cares ab the higher score 😭)

WOOO!! Yippie :D

Do you wear gloves? Because I like chewing on hands. >:)

Okay, your score has been updated to 9.5/10 :3

.. I might have to ask Ghost for a pair, but at least my score is higher now.

@las-almas-border-patrol IN YOUR FACE CABRÓNNNN

I'm gonna bite you— there's nothing you can do about it, you're going in my taste journal right next to Rudy !

— shadow 5-05 ( @shadow-5-05 )

(m: i smiled at this ask im ngl JAJAJAJ QUE EMOCIÓN)

Bite me? Where? If there's nothing I can do about it, make sure it's somewhere I can cover.

Don't bite Rudy too hard, he doesn't take pain well.. Es que es joto.

@las-almas-border-patrol

Hm.. either the hand or the upper arm. And don't worry, I don't bite that hard, there won't even be a mark when I'm done (maybe) !!

And I was careful with Rudy, don't worry :) its just a nip

Well, if you say so..

Las cosas que dejo que me hagan.. For science, I guess.. Let me know how I taste, soldier.

WOOO! Biting time :D

I'd say you taste kind of like salt, flesh and kind of like play dough, specifically the red play dough (I'm aware they taste basically the same, but still). I give you an 8/10!

.... That's.. Something. What was rudy's score?

9/10 :)

... And what can we do to uhhhh say uhhhhh up the score?

(mans is SOUR 😭)

Hm... Well maybe I could up you to a 9.5 if you let me chew on you, I lost my old human chew toy :(

You can't get a 10/10 though, because that's my commanders rating and only he is allowed to have that

((LMAO))

... Está bien. But again, make it somewhere I can cover, I still need to look good.

(he doesn't know what he agreed to tbh, he just cares ab the higher score 😭)

I'm gonna bite you— there's nothing you can do about it, you're going in my taste journal right next to Rudy !

— shadow 5-05 ( @shadow-5-05 )

(m: i smiled at this ask im ngl JAJAJAJ QUE EMOCIÓN)

Bite me? Where? If there's nothing I can do about it, make sure it's somewhere I can cover.

Don't bite Rudy too hard, he doesn't take pain well.. Es que es joto.

@las-almas-border-patrol

Hm.. either the hand or the upper arm. And don't worry, I don't bite that hard, there won't even be a mark when I'm done (maybe) !!

And I was careful with Rudy, don't worry :) its just a nip

Well, if you say so..

Las cosas que dejo que me hagan.. For science, I guess.. Let me know how I taste, soldier.

WOOO! Biting time :D

I'd say you taste kind of like salt, flesh and kind of like play dough, specifically the red play dough (I'm aware they taste basically the same, but still). I give you an 8/10!

.... That's.. Something. What was rudy's score?

9/10 :)

... And what can we do to uhhhh say uhhhhh up the score?

(mans is SOUR 😭)

I'm gonna bite you— there's nothing you can do about it, you're going in my taste journal right next to Rudy !

— shadow 5-05 ( @shadow-5-05 )

(m: i smiled at this ask im ngl JAJAJAJ QUE EMOCIÓN)

Bite me? Where? If there's nothing I can do about it, make sure it's somewhere I can cover.

Don't bite Rudy too hard, he doesn't take pain well.. Es que es joto.

@las-almas-border-patrol

Hm.. either the hand or the upper arm. And don't worry, I don't bite that hard, there won't even be a mark when I'm done (maybe) !!

And I was careful with Rudy, don't worry :) its just a nip

Well, if you say so..

Las cosas que dejo que me hagan.. For science, I guess.. Let me know how I taste, soldier.

WOOO! Biting time :D

I'd say you taste kind of like salt, flesh and kind of like play dough, specifically the red play dough (I'm aware they taste basically the same, but still). I give you an 8/10!

.... That's.. Something. What was rudy's score?

las-almas-border-patrol

Have you and Alejandro ever explored each others bodies?

Outside of checking if he got shot again, or broke something or had some scratches from....

Lo siento, no entiendo inglés.

@ask-alejandro, @ask-alevargas

Yo tampoco hablo inglés. Sin comentarios.

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A la verga- Quieto, cabrón. A la gente no se le besa sin permiso.

No me quejo, pero hubiera estado bueno que me avisaran primero.

You look a lot like this guy...hm...

Ah, I get that a lot.. Está guapo, el cabrón.

Look at him, so nice, he's even making a heart for the camera.

(alejandro would glaze himself/his actor change my mind)

I'm gonna bite you— there's nothing you can do about it, you're going in my taste journal right next to Rudy !

— shadow 5-05 ( @shadow-5-05 )

(m: i smiled at this ask im ngl JAJAJAJ QUE EMOCIÓN)

Bite me? Where? If there's nothing I can do about it, make sure it's somewhere I can cover.

Don't bite Rudy too hard, he doesn't take pain well.. Es que es joto.

@las-almas-border-patrol

las-almas-border-patrol

¡Mentir! ¡Mentir! ¡Mentir!

Ale... Whats this I hear? To inform you, I already have been bitten... thrice. And I am fine. No pain whatsoever from @shadow-5-05. The only good one from the bunch I met till now.

Hope you got a bad score for this.

((I was laughing so hard))

My score will be better than yours, vas a ver.

(LMAOO)

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