Ghoulstuck

Alternia University

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So you have to be age 16 at ? or older than 16?

((At least age sixteen. So yes, if you’re sixteen, you can join!

~mod Jade.))

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sollux, what do you remember from before waking up in the lab?

motht of what i remember ith jutht bathic factth and information, everything elth ith jutht feelingth. i have a hazy memory of how i died and even hazy-er memorieth of thome people in my life. it’th thtupid.

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did i say something wrong…?

um hey, playing fetch alone is no fun. will you help me out? pretty please???

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… *sight* fine, it’th not like i have anything to do anyway. but if you think you’re uthing my arm you’re dead wrong

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you’d taste yucky anyways. besides i already have a ball thank you very much!

come on!!! before you start falling apart again :p

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*snort* right cauthe putting ballth in your mouth ith tho much better-fuck

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Jade is out!

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did i say something wrong…?

um hey, playing fetch alone is no fun. will you help me out? pretty please???

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… *sight* fine, it’th not like i have anything to do anyway. but if you think you’re uthing my arm you’re dead wrong

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you’d taste yucky anyways. besides i already have a ball thank you very much!

come on!!! before you start falling apart again :p

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Jade, what's your class schedule like? And what's so bad about humans?

wellll classes haven’t started quite yet so i dunno about scheduling.

but as for humans? they kinda hate us monsters. dad used to tell us stories when jake and i were little, about how they used to hunt us down.

don’t get me wrong i could probably totally take one in a fight! but, uh, i haven’t earned my fur yet, so… maybe i’m a little worried.

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did i say something wrong…?

um hey, playing fetch alone is no fun. will you help me out? pretty please???

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... *sight* fine, it’th not like i have anything to do anyway. but if you think you’re uthing my arm you’re dead wrong

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did i say something wrong...?

um hey, playing fetch alone is no fun. will you help me out? pretty please???

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well of course it was a vampire! who else would dislike a werewolf??? were nice and cute and we play fetch.

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werewolf, right. tho thith ith a thchool for monthterth. are there any humanth here?

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i really hope they aren’t! humans are kinda scary you know?

not that i’ve ever met one before…

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oh come on we’re not...

nah you’re right humanth are thcary

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well of course it was a vampire! who else would dislike a werewolf??? were nice and cute and we play fetch.

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werewolf, right. tho thith ith a thchool for monthterth. are there any humanth here?

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i really hope they aren’t! humans are kinda scary you know?

not that i’ve ever met one before...

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well of course it was a vampire! who else would dislike a werewolf??? were nice and cute and we play fetch.

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werewolf, right. tho thith ith a thchool for monthterth. are there any humanth here?

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well of course it was a vampire! who else would dislike a werewolf??? were nice and cute and we play fetch.

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puppies are really cute aren’t they? just so fluffy and cuddly and their cute little teeth -

off topic! my point is somebody was mean to me and now i’m just acting like they pulled my ears or something.

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pft, that’th bullshit, do you know who they were?

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i mean they were a vampire so i guess i should have expected it

um i don’t think i caught their name. they were short and had light colored hair and eyes. kinda pretty i guess???

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a vampire? a vampire! ... that makth tho much thenthe

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puppies are really cute aren’t they? just so fluffy and cuddly and their cute little teeth -

off topic! my point is somebody was mean to me and now i’m just acting like they pulled my ears or something.

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pft, that’th bullshit, do you know who they were?

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i mean they were a vampire so i guess i should have expected it

um i don’t think i caught their name. they were short and had light colored hair and eyes. kinda pretty i guess???

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puppies are really cute aren’t they? just so fluffy and cuddly and their cute little teeth -

off topic! my point is somebody was mean to me and now i’m just acting like they pulled my ears or something.

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pft, that’th bullshit, do you know who they were?

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Sollux, you lost that Mituna guy on your school tour? Do you know how to get back, at least? Have you met the "Dad" guy yet?

nope, i have no idea how to get back and no idea why i would even care to. altho you’ll know when i meet “the dad guy”. cauthe you’ll hear the beautiful thound of an uppercut

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Jade, hi! Do you know anything about the 'Mituna' guy? You're speaking to his little brother.

ummm no sorry! the only people i’ve met are this guy and uh - that vampire girl, bluh.