Meet Barnacles!!!!

An ask Captain Barnacles blog!

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Hello and welcome to my ask blog!

My name is Captain Barnacles, I’m the head of an organization called the octonauts! We help sea creatures and preserve their habitats!

I’ve recently become aware that I have “fans”? So I made this, maybe it could be fun to talk to you all!!

Anyways, here’s a few boundaries ^^

Please don’t be aggressive or send hate, though I can’t see a reason why anyone would..

No bigotry, this is a safe space >:/

No outright nsfw, this really isn’t the place for that…

If I ask for something to not be brought up, please respect that..

Anyways, have fun!!! Barnacles out!

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If someone tried to rizz you up, would you allow it?

I’m not exactly- sure what that means ^^”

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how is ur love life?

Oh that’s a very personal question- but uh, I can say very confidently I don’t have one. I’m far too busy with my responsibilities to be able to give someone the attention they would deserve, and I don’t really meet new people very often…

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Oh my goodness I am so tired,,,, I stayed up all night working and I can really tell..

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Arr, captain! What does this mean? I heard Tweak saying it in the launch bay!

Tweak: “Nothing beats a jet to holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds per person! That’s 200 pounds off for a family of 4!”

Like, I don’t get it:

Wh. What? I’m sorry Kwazii, I don’t, get it either… it might be. An. Online,, thing…? I’m still figuring out how to use a phone so I don’t believe I would be much help…

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have you gotten better at the accordion?

I’ve been practicing and I do think I’m doing better! Though, the orcas still like my playing better than my crew so maybe I’m not 😅…

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Tunip gave me this! I don’t. Know why. He just walked up to me and gave it to me- it was very sweet of him though!

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just a little ask, do you ever get sick of the Vegimal's cooking? or at least of one meal/snack they make in general? you eat fish biscuits/kelp cakes so often that its confusing if you start to hate them or not.

Oh no!!! Their cooking is amazing I could never get sick of it!!!! Plus, we have a lot more options than just that I assure you! ….. though I admit sometimes I do miss eating real meat… I avoid it though ^^”

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Octo-Hello, Captain! Happy Polar Bear Day to you❣️🐻‍❄️

And, um...Papa Captain,...did you know that we everyone loves you so much?~👉👈🩵

I’m sorry, I was busy yesterday.. Hello to you too!!

Thank you, even if I’m a bit late… TwT

They do-? I’m surprised! I’m not exactly all that special, I’m just a captain doing his job after all! But thank you! I hope you had a good day yesterday! ^^

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Hullo, first time asking someone anything at all here, your posts are awesome :]

Saw your most recent post, and I have to ask: what in this world did you watch mate?!?

Thank you ;v ;

And uh, Well. I saw someone die

First time for everything?

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Ehem,,, excuse my language,,, but what the FUCK did I watch two days ago

I love this job, I do! I love it a lot. But. Sometimes.

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Ah. That is enough work for the week. I’m. Going to go to bed now! Goodnight everyone! I think I’m not such a big fan of sharks anymore.

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Sorry I haven’t been posting much here 😓 I’ve been horrifically busy lately,,, what with things cooling down finally, holiday preparations, and spraining my wrist AGAIN,

I’m technically out of commission for a bit but we all know I’m not exactly going to listen to Peso about that..

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Hi Barnacles 🥺 can we go out and adventure one of the nearby islands?? I wanna find plants and I can't drive the gups <3

Well, it’s not busy and I do need to get out for a bit (the amount of work I have been doing..), why not 😂

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HELLO CAPTAIN!!!!

my best friend and i wanted to know, who is your best friend on the octopod?

Happy late Halloween!

Well,, I wouldn’t say I have a best friend and I definitely don’t chose favorites, but I would say I’m closest to Kwazii and Peso, considering I tend to spend more time with them than anyone else. I’m also really close with tweak though, and Shellington, and Dashi, and the vegimals, and professor inkling, actually? I don’t think I can pick just one TwT

Happy late Halloween to you too by the way!! I hope you had a great time!

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Happy Halloween everyone! We can’t really celebrate it properly but I can still read up on the history of it with the Professor, he always tells us scary stories too, it’s a lot of fun!

Anyways, hope everyone has fun trick or treating!

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Hello (^-^)/

I was curious, but has there ever been any assassination attempts, or people who try to hurt you? I figure that trying to help creatures will put you in a line of danger.

Well I’ve never had anything like an assassination attempt- but hungry creatures do try to eat me sometimes. Like that great white shark! Oh that was a bad year…

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Poor Peso ^^”

(@ask-shellington-octonauts I have done as you requested 😈)

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Ah! Hello Captain! It’s a bit early for calls but—

Ae- A GREAT WHITE? Jumping jellyfish CAPTAIN????