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"Must you pester me with your foolish questions?" An Ask Custas blog!!

[ask-birdboicustas]

@brimmed-ininia, what is this thing? I haven't seen anythin' like it before. [Helllooo all!!! Welcome to my ask Custas blog, I am the creator @loongbrushbuddy, who has also made the @ask-silverhairedqifrey blog!]

[ here are some things you may need to know about my version of Custas~] [~This is the most recent version of him, after the events that took place in Ezrest] [~I personally headcanon him to not entirely despise Coco, but because of what he said he feels as though he can't take it back] [~He often suffers from leg cramps, and while his legs were fixed, they aren't as strong as they once were] [~him and Tartah are dating] [~He still deeply enjoys music and dancing as it reminds him of Dagda, but refuses to let himself enjoy out of fear of turning into a tree]

[Please be respectful when sending in asks!! don't abuse my boy like yall did to Qifrey.]

[other blogs in our odd team of witches~ @ask-agott @the-coco-ask-blog @ask-tetia @ask-richeh @ask-star-olruggio @brimmed-ininia @ask-silverhairedqifrey @ask-tartah @ask-euini @ask-iguin @ask-easthies-no-chill @ask-luluci @ask-utowin @ask-oldmannolnoa @askwert @ask-postsilvereve-galga @biand-thecaplesswitch @dead-dad-dagda @ask-restys @ask-brushbuddy (please send in asks to all of these blogs!!)

TAGS!!! #the crows answer - answering asks #the crows caw - random posts/reblogs #Mod brushbuddy - mod speaking

[ask-birdboicustas]

Birb

- @rootedbird-custas

*points at him* also birb

[ask-birdboicustas]

*grows you to 6ft for 3 days*

🤭

-Mavik

ah-

What the hell?? Oh Tartah's not gonna like this

[ask-birdboicustas]

I want to bully the server

-Aurae

[Be my guest... 4th A name person to be introduced in the span of 48 hours]

[ask-tartah]

YOU and CUSTAS get ALLL THIS TIME to be GAY LITTLE FUCKERS while COCO (me) and AGOTT get ZERO TIME TO EVEN THINK ABOUT FEELINGS because SHIT is always HAPPENING!!!! RGRGRGGRGERRRRRR LUCKY ASSES!!

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL IM TAGGING @ask-birdboicustas

What are ya on about???

(I find this funny because in the Discord server, I TEMPORARILY took Coco's place and Arkco is dating. Earlier Coco was fighting Adina on Agott's behalf... So, yeah, Tumbler Arkco is REALLY behind)

[ask-birdboicustas]

who knows.. some people are just weird like this.

[ask-birdboicustas]

HEY BIRD GUY! I've THOUGHT OF a fun GAME!

<the creature throws a palmquire page at him and there's a light shimmer as the paper disolves into thin air. You find you can't speak english anymore.>

Now, this'll only last 12 hours, so HAVE FUN SPEAKING PIG LATIN! WAIT is that even that bad?

- Sqrix

hatway uckfay-

HUH AITWAY QRIXSAY HATWAY HETAY UCKFAY E'REWAY NOAY HETAY AMESAY IDESAY HYWAY OULDWAY ODAY OTAY EMAY?!?!?!?!

[ask-tartah]

hmm…

*erases your memories back to when you first met Coco*

this won’t last longer than a week, enjoy and have fun!

-Wivlip

What— (Falls to the ground, stays still for a few minutes. He slowly gets up with a groan, blinking his eyes). Where am I? (He looks around the Brimhat HQ) Gramps...? Coco...? (He looks down, tentatively touching the paint) Why am I covered in paint? (He notices his wrist) AND WHY DO I HAVE A GLYPH ON MY WRIST?!

( @ask-birdboicustas so, yeah, um, hi, hahaha)

[ask-birdboicustas]

[NO NOT MY GINGER BOY]

*Custas was wandering around, looking for Tartah, and heard him shout*

Over there-! Dear, I fou- hey, hun what's wrong? Why do you look so panicked?

*he stares at Tartah with a look of concern*

[ask-tartah]

(Tartah looks up, then looks around and grabs a pillow as they're in the living room) Who are ya?! Where am I?! Where's gramps?!

[I know this is gonna take a while to be responded to, cause you're away @ask-birdboicustas but your memory got restored]

[ask-birdboicustas]

[I did see! I'mma just continue this regularly]

W-what.. Tartah, it's me, Custas. you're at the brim HQ. do you.. Tartah, do you not remember..?

[ask-tartah]

I don't know a Custas! What do you mean Brim HQ— (looks at Custas' attire) Brimhat! (He backs up)

[ask-birdboicustas]

hey, I ain't gonna hurt ya! I swear. *He raises his hands in the air while stepping back, keeping them within view as to not panic Tartah further* y'know Coco, right? me and her are friends, I know it's hard to believe but we met before I became a brim! And I know ya don't remember, but ya know me too..

I swear when I found out whoever did this I will have their head

[ask-tartah]

Coco...? (Tartah looks to the side) I'm gonna trust ya cause' I don't know how to get back. (Points the pillow at Tartah) But if you do anythin' funny!

[ask-birdboicustas]

I won't, I won't! you have my word. *He sits down in front of Tartah, keeping a calm face hiding anger and holding back tears* Do you.. want me to tell you anything? like, what happened..?

[ask-tartah]

...Yes. (He still has the pillow pointed)

[ask-birdboicustas]

Alright, uhh, where to start... uh- staircase river I guess- So, I used to be a wandering minstrel with some other folks, but there was an accident and we had lost some stuff, so I had a dumb idea to grab it even though it was dangerous, and I got myself stuck, but Coco saved me. After that I was what's the word..? hospitalized for a while, had to use a sealchair, some folks came after me but ya showed up just in time and scared 'em off, then after a while you 'n Coco had gotten together to make me some sort'a flyin' device cuz the sealchair wasn't great in Kalhn, then me and my dad had left to start our trip to Ezrest for silver eve more stuff happened, dad got hurt, I was made the host of the silverwood and was told about magic, became a brim, made a deal with you and Coco, did things I ain't proud of... I started to turn into a tree after other things happened, then my dad died so I wasn't a tree anymore, then me and the other brims had to flee and you had decided to come with cuz of the spell on your arm and cuz ya didn't wanna abandon me.

I think that's about it.. any questions?

[ask-birdboicustas]

your big debut! How do you feel?

a little strange, it's odd seeing the things that happened from a different perspective, and I won't lie.. I regret climbing down to try and get our stuff, I always have. it was a stupid idea and look at where it's got me. *He stares at his shaky hands* sometimes I wish the boulder had killed me..

[ask-tartah]

hmm…

*erases your memories back to when you first met Coco*

this won’t last longer than a week, enjoy and have fun!

-Wivlip

What— (Falls to the ground, stays still for a few minutes. He slowly gets up with a groan, blinking his eyes). Where am I? (He looks around the Brimhat HQ) Gramps...? Coco...? (He looks down, tentatively touching the paint) Why am I covered in paint? (He notices his wrist) AND WHY DO I HAVE A GLYPH ON MY WRIST?!

( @ask-birdboicustas so, yeah, um, hi, hahaha)

[ask-birdboicustas]

[NO NOT MY GINGER BOY]

*Custas was wandering around, looking for Tartah, and heard him shout*

Over there-! Dear, I fou- hey, hun what's wrong? Why do you look so panicked?

*he stares at Tartah with a look of concern*

[ask-tartah]

(Tartah looks up, then looks around and grabs a pillow as they're in the living room) Who are ya?! Where am I?! Where's gramps?!

[I know this is gonna take a while to be responded to, cause you're away @ask-birdboicustas but your memory got restored]

[ask-birdboicustas]

[I did see! I'mma just continue this regularly]

W-what.. Tartah, it's me, Custas. you're at the brim HQ. do you.. Tartah, do you not remember..?

[ask-tartah]

I don't know a Custas! What do you mean Brim HQ— (looks at Custas' attire) Brimhat! (He backs up)

[ask-birdboicustas]

hey, I ain't gonna hurt ya! I swear. *He raises his hands in the air while stepping back, keeping them within view as to not panic Tartah further* y'know Coco, right? me and her are friends, I know it's hard to believe but we met before I became a brim! And I know ya don't remember, but ya know me too..

I swear when I found out whoever did this I will have their head

[ask-tartah]

Coco...? (Tartah looks to the side) I'm gonna trust ya cause' I don't know how to get back. (Points the pillow at Tartah) But if you do anythin' funny!

[ask-birdboicustas]

I won't, I won't! you have my word. *He sits down in front of Tartah, keeping a calm face hiding anger and holding back tears* Do you.. want me to tell you anything? like, what happened..?

[ask-tartah]

hmm…

*erases your memories back to when you first met Coco*

this won’t last longer than a week, enjoy and have fun!

-Wivlip

What— (Falls to the ground, stays still for a few minutes. He slowly gets up with a groan, blinking his eyes). Where am I? (He looks around the Brimhat HQ) Gramps...? Coco...? (He looks down, tentatively touching the paint) Why am I covered in paint? (He notices his wrist) AND WHY DO I HAVE A GLYPH ON MY WRIST?!

( @ask-birdboicustas so, yeah, um, hi, hahaha)

[ask-birdboicustas]

[NO NOT MY GINGER BOY]

*Custas was wandering around, looking for Tartah, and heard him shout*

Over there-! Dear, I fou- hey, hun what's wrong? Why do you look so panicked?

*he stares at Tartah with a look of concern*

[ask-tartah]

(Tartah looks up, then looks around and grabs a pillow as they're in the living room) Who are ya?! Where am I?! Where's gramps?!

[I know this is gonna take a while to be responded to, cause you're away @ask-birdboicustas but your memory got restored]

[ask-birdboicustas]

[I did see! I'mma just continue this regularly]

W-what.. Tartah, it's me, Custas. you're at the brim HQ. do you.. Tartah, do you not remember..?

[ask-tartah]

I don't know a Custas! What do you mean Brim HQ— (looks at Custas' attire) Brimhat! (He backs up)

[ask-birdboicustas]

hey, I ain't gonna hurt ya! I swear. *He raises his hands in the air while stepping back, keeping them within view as to not panic Tartah further* y'know Coco, right? me and her are friends, I know it's hard to believe but we met before I became a brim! And I know ya don't remember, but ya know me too..

I swear when I found out whoever did this I will have their head

[ask-tartah]

hmm…

*erases your memories back to when you first met Coco*

this won’t last longer than a week, enjoy and have fun!

-Wivlip

What— (Falls to the ground, stays still for a few minutes. He slowly gets up with a groan, blinking his eyes). Where am I? (He looks around the Brimhat HQ) Gramps...? Coco...? (He looks down, tentatively touching the paint) Why am I covered in paint? (He notices his wrist) AND WHY DO I HAVE A GLYPH ON MY WRIST?!

( @ask-birdboicustas so, yeah, um, hi, hahaha)

[ask-birdboicustas]

[NO NOT MY GINGER BOY]

*Custas was wandering around, looking for Tartah, and heard him shout*

Over there-! Dear, I fou- hey, hun what's wrong? Why do you look so panicked?

*he stares at Tartah with a look of concern*

[ask-tartah]

(Tartah looks up, then looks around and grabs a pillow as they're in the living room) Who are ya?! Where am I?! Where's gramps?!

[I know this is gonna take a while to be responded to, cause you're away @ask-birdboicustas but your memory got restored]

[ask-birdboicustas]

[I did see! I'mma just continue this regularly]

W-what.. Tartah, it's me, Custas. you're at the brim HQ. do you.. Tartah, do you not remember..?

[ask-birdboicustas]

hi!

*erases your memories back to before Dagda died*

have fun!

-Wivlip

[I was going to pick the river incident but that felt too mean]

*he faints, falling to the ground in an instant. it takes him a couple minutes to wake up, but when he does, he's frantic and scared* ah- what the.. my legs... WHAT HAPPENED WHAT THE FUCK WHY- HOW *He starts hyperventilating and trembling* DAGDA?!?! DAGDA!!!

[ask-birdboicustas]

Custs my doppelgänger stole his memory. I can’t believe someone is trying to steal my brand

Talvi~

*Custas stands there, unable to speak and completely frozen. just livid that someone even thought about hurting Tartah, let alone was dumb enough to actually go through with the plan*

[ask-tartah]

hmm…

*erases your memories back to when you first met Coco*

this won’t last longer than a week, enjoy and have fun!

-Wivlip

What— (Falls to the ground, stays still for a few minutes. He slowly gets up with a groan, blinking his eyes). Where am I? (He looks around the Brimhat HQ) Gramps...? Coco...? (He looks down, tentatively touching the paint) Why am I covered in paint? (He notices his wrist) AND WHY DO I HAVE A GLYPH ON MY WRIST?!

( @ask-birdboicustas so, yeah, um, hi, hahaha)

[ask-birdboicustas]

[NO NOT MY GINGER BOY]

*Custas was wandering around, looking for Tartah, and heard him shout*

Over there-! Dear, I fou- hey, hun what's wrong? Why do you look so panicked?

*he stares at Tartah with a look of concern*

[ask-birdboicustas]

your debut is almost here! How are you feeling?

A lil nervous.. I don't really like thinking about what happened at the river, and I don't wanna hear others talkin about it either. makes me uncomfortable. I at least hope people aren't asses about it like they usually are with everyone else

But at least I get to see more of dad! I know he isn't gone, but I don't see his physical form often, so it'll be nice to look at him again!

[ask-tartah]

you should give custas a little kiss that goes chuuu :)))

Er... That's the oddest request I've been given but... @ask-birdboicustas, come here < Gives Custas a peck on the lips

[ LMAO I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO GIVE ME AN ASK ON THIS BLOG]

[ask-birdboicustas]

*Custas is startled by the sudden and random kiss, but happy none-the-less* heh, what was that for?

[ask-tartah]

Hey Tar, Tar!! Dear!!! *Custas shouts as he runs over to him, a large smile on his face and glasses in hand* I think I've figured it out! I think I got the glasses to work!!! *He says excitedly* -@ask-birdboicustas

It's done?! I mean— ya finished it. Er, okay, let's see... <Slips on the glasses> Oh... Oh, wow. <He looks around and then his eyes tear up> This is what I've been missin' for my whole life?

[ask-birdboicustas]

*Custas looks directly at Tartah, taking his hands to hold* Yea!! do ya like it? it might take your eyes some gettin used to, but isn't it amazing? *He asks, tilting his head to the side* oh, oh- And this'll make it easier for ya to cast, right? and now ya don't gotta worry about eating anything poisonous on accident!

[ask-tartah]

<Tartah sniffles, and laughs> I love it, a lot! And, yeah, it'll make stuff a little easier... Everythin's so bright...

[ask-birdboicustas]

I'm glad! I'm glad I get to be the one to make you smile And ya look good with glasses, makes you look more refined. *He places a hand on his cheek, wiping away tears and kissing his forehead*