Evil is Our Business

Ask us Anything! (You'll be charged accordingly afterwards)

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Hey dem, can you tell me more about your family?

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Black hat I am love and care about you I don't want to see you hurt you mean the whole world to me

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Hey black hat is it true that flug hates you

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Did you ever go to school Demencia?

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Are you connected with that Cat God that those werecats who lived on Moonscar Island, Black Hat? (I am referencing Simone and Lena from Scooby Doo On Zombie Island )

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Even though Miss Heed's defeated PEACE still has her formula, so in the future they could replicate it so one could be obsessed with another person or so. Just imagine what they could do with it. You better invent a counter measure for the villains.

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It must have been humiliating for Coyote to go through all that shit under Miss Heed's spell. Seriously, I know many villains were forced to convert under Heed, but his tanked the most especially where he dressed up as a reindeer and had to do that cringy Halloween dance with Omega. And just imagine a tough metal guy like him having to live in that pink abomination of a house.

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Black Hat did you invent Devil's Food?

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Black Hat, Flug, and Demencia, have you ever had a client named Zapp Brannigan?

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All of my life people have been telling me what I can't do. [Client's name] , you can't show your butt. [Client's name], you can't shoot people. Today, I'm gonna do both!

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Does Demencia do any foot service?

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Oh so does this mean that you prefer marrying Dr. Flug instead? :3

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One thing I hate is movies making villains into mistunderstood outcasts who were really the good guys like Maleficent or Cruella. Seriously, fuck that noise, I know that Maleficent would hate not being treated as the mistress of darkness she is. Seriously, forget these stupid sob stories and give me rises to darkness.

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What is your wedding services like? Me and my evil bride have finally decided to join forces to become one helluva of a evil pair matrimony wise. I especially heard your cakes were supreme and want to see the selection. Also don't forget the ring got make it official with the best stolen goods.

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What do you think of that Indian version of Velma Dinkley? Do you think she would be a good candidate for the Black Hat organization?

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Is Carmen Sandiego and Vile members of the Black hat Organization? She seems like she would be. She seems like she would be a noted member.

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Black Hat, you know that Heed woman your subordinates defeated, she used to be a friend of Dr. Flug and was a student at Black Hat institute. Even though she says she turned hero, her actions really show she was just playing hero and was still a villain at heart. And all to win a hero's heart who probably barely can stand her.