Get to the point cadet.

Have something you wanna know? Ask away. Just don't beat around the bush...I hate that. (I track the tags askbluntlevi and ask bluntlevi)

[galacticsabc]

Emet-Selch's reasonable crash out.

[ask-bluntlevi]

You have any videos of you and Sarah’s Shenanigans?

I do not. At least, none that are already on here lol

[ask-bluntlevi]

Im alive? 😭

I don't understand what happened but I couldn't get back into this damn account until now. It's been literal yearsssss. But I probably wont be doing too much with this, I haven't really watched past the first season. However, I will still be around reblogging every so often and am down for actual chitchats. I will not be answering any questions about Sariah/Sarah. Neither of us have really had time to chat outside of the yearly happy birthdays, so I really have nothing to share in that respect. Thanks for being on this crazy fucking ride with me though! <3

Don't be a stranger, I do like to talk.

[ask-bluntlevi]

Captain, is your booty game strong?

ABSOLUTELY…

…not

The cleaning game is stronger than the ass game for me cadet.

[ask-bluntlevi]

Has the captain ever done a belfie?

The fuck...is a belfie anon?

[ask-bluntlevi]

How have you and Erenyaygirl been?

She recently graduated college! Life keeps her busy but we talk when we can :)

As for me, A lot of shit has recently hit the fan. Cutting off family members to my car practically falling apart and leaving me without a way to work, but I am trying to make the best of things. :) thank you for asking.

[ask-bluntlevi]

Bluntlevi have any twerking gifs?

“Nah bruh”

[ask-bluntlevi]

Captain, if I may ask. Is your booty game strong? We have seen erens, lets see yours.

“UH, no.”

[fallautumns-deactivated20210306]

Hey anyone that can, please chip in? I don’t expect to actually make it to the goal amount, but every bit is so important. I’ve never made a trip this far and I’ve never lived away from family. I’m so nervous and excited, please anyone that can afford to give a little, help me out?

https://www.gofundme.com/help-me-make-my-first-crosscountry-move-safely?pc=ot_co_dashboard_a&rcid=1630be870b13473d90fbe4f1907c75b5

Click here to support Help me make my first cross-country move safely! organized by Jewel Brown

This February I’m making my first trip across the country- I’m going from Georgia to Washington and I’m very excited about it! I have

[ask-bluntlevi]

Fix your shit tumblr

[ask-bluntlevi]

Can girl’s wear cravats?? They’re so prettyyyy

“Girls can wear whatever they damn well please. You wanna wear a cravat get one and make it your bitch.”

[ask-your-captain-levi-deactivat]

(Melissa agrees melissa agrees!! Also i want to wear my one i have for levi in public with one of my blazers but also scared cuz I don’t wanna get judged)

[ask-bluntlevi]

“You wear that cravat and take their judgemental glances with a grain of salt. Don’t let anyone keep you from being you. You do you. Those judgemental assholes can fuck themselves.”

[ask-your-captain-levi-deactivat]

(Oh… Thanks, captain.  I’ll keep that in mind! This is actually really encouraging and helpful thank you)

[ask-bluntlevi]

(I am glad to be of some help :) )

[ask-your-captain-levi-deactivat]

THIS IDEA IS NOT MINE!!! IT IS A VERSION OF A PREVIOUS VIDEO.  PLEASE SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL VIDEO!!!!

So apparentely this is not the only Levi parody of this video.  Someone else has done one as well!! See it here!!!

WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS HEAVY SWEARING.  

So… I know it’s not perfect… I omitted some things and added some things…Also THERE IS A REFERENCE TO A POSSIBLE SPOILER TO THE MANGA but I think it might be discrete enough so it won’t give anything away. Hopefully it’s kind of funny to some people… I tried…

Also, excuse my voice and the camera… I was alone in filming this so some of it was difficult.

[ask-your-captain-levi-deactivat]

(I’ve been itching to make another video but I don’t know what to do???)

[targeryan]

Happy SnK Positivity Week!

In the spirit of celebrating ships, here’s a SnK Visual Novel, because no matter what happens in canon, reader x *any character you like* is the superior ship.

[dirtylevi]

I know I’m late af for this, but SHOWERS IN SNK CONFIRMED!! Honestly, it’s sad how relieved I am to finally have this question answered lmao.

[ask-bluntlevi]

I was just informed that this blog turned 4 today.

And it just hit me that of course, I would name this blog bluntlevi on 4-20. I named it so without thinking but I have no regrets aha.

While I am on atm, I want to thank everyone who has stuck with me the past 4 years and those who are new to this blog. Each and every one of you mean a lot to me and the love and support I have received in these years is overwhelming (in a good way, I promise) and I thank each and every one of you.

Each year is precious to me and I just want y’all to know, you’re appreciated. ; 0;

[ask-bluntlevi]

How did you lose your job :(

I had a disagreement with management about how they were treating staff, particularly their servers

[ask-bluntlevi]

I’m not going on another long hiatus again I promise

This past month or so has been pretty stressful on me. I lost my job a couple weeks ago and I have been looking hard for a replacement (which has been difficult because my old employer has been pulling shit when people call to ask about my working there.) wish me luck!