mm....milk

[ask-breastfeederjake]

Hey how ya been, buddy?

feels like someone dropped a pallet on my head and didnt wake me up for three months

[ask-breastfeederjake]

heres some breast milk mr par- *trips and drops it, it spills everywhere* oh whoopsie doodle! let me just *starts scooping it up with my hands and pouring it back into the jug* so sorry mr park. ill give you a second bottle free for your troubles if you give me a minute

Man just drink it off the floor I dont need it anymore

[ask-breastfeederjake]

How much for a gallon of milk?

Your wallet

[ask-breastfeederjake]

You're too sexy to die

Have you seen me

[ask-breastfeederjake]

*grabs your fat titties*

Dont do that im saving them for someone special :(

[ask-breastfeederjake]

You think giving killers your breast milk will let them not kill you?

For the last fucking time its not MY breast milk. but it might be yours

[ask-breastfeederjake]

new game idea: super mario man milker. in this game you will milk all of the male nintendo ca

i have been sitting on this ask for months i want you to know i have not had a single peaceful day since reading this

[ask-breastfeederjake]

have you tried entity milk ?

why would i want to milk the entity that shits rancid

[ask-breastfeederjake]

mrrgghfbmmgffhv....... momy milkie pleasedgvdc................. mmreghffhhvbdxvv........... chili

I think you should die <3

[ask-breastfeederjake]

WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES POSTED A SCREENSHOT OF THIS BLOG ON TWITTER

[ask-breastfeederjake]

Post.

i know its you whos been sending anon asks constantly i wish you would die already

[ask-breastfeederjake]

Quick, someone get the necromancer

[ask-breastfeederjake]

Chunky boy

[ask-breastfeederjake]

Are you fucking dead?

i was until you decided to show your face here again

[ask-breastfeederjake]

*trapper walks in* *he unclasps his overalls* i come bearing milk

[ask-breastfeederjake]

are you asexual?

[ask-breastfeederjake]

sir your vibes are disgusting