Ask Calico Jack 🏴‍☠️🦜

Welcome to me ask blog, mateys! I felt I'd give this app a go after seeing Kwazii and his mates on 'ere. Someone has to watch the kiddos anyway. [OOC] Hi it's @rabbit-funnel again... Owner of the @ask-professor-natquik-octonauts blog and the @ask-pearl-octonsuts blog. (I couldn't resist and gave in. These are some of the best intrusive thoughts ever.)

[rabbit-funnel]

𝐑𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬!

Mᴀᴅᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙʟᴏɢs!

( @ask-professor-natquik-octonauts , @ask-pearl-octonauts , @ask-calico-jack-octonauts , @trixie-thepiratecat )

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[octonauts-fun-facts]

Kwazii has a podcast where he talks about pirate stuff and his old pirate days(he also loves to basically fangirl over his own grandfather and his adventures, little does Kwazii know, CJ listens to every single episode)

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

was your leg always a peg or was it like amputated and replaced with a peg

I was born with it—

*squawk*

Ouch! Fine, no need to peck me Pete. Twas amputated years ago. I was in a forest and a jaguar attacked me fer no reason. Got sepsis and I had t' amputate it.

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

what are your favorite treasures and trinkets?

Argh, well... Me favourite treasures have t' be everything from when Kwazii was just a wee little kitten.

As fer me favourite trinkets, tis definitely the gems Kwazii and Pete have given t' me.

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

hello I was wondering did Kwazii love being a pirate before or after he was born?

Well, I'm not entirely sure but probably both.

[apolladay]

Reblog to give your followers a blanket and a cup of hot chocolate because a lot of them are cold 🥶

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

What was your first impression of the other Octo Agents did you get along with anyone?

Seeing all of 'em Octo-agents was certainly strange t' me but they all seemed pretty nice. Honestly, it was sort of difficult to make friends with them youngsters but I was lucky t' have reached out to Nat and Rich.

[richard-marsh-octodad]

@ask-professor-inkling

@ask-calico-jack-octonauts

@ask-professor-natquik-octonauts

Tweak’s the best one of them octonauts. Smartest one on their team by a mile. Without ‘er, the Octonauts wouldn’t even exist.!

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

Aye, that may be true but just ye remember who the cap'n's first mate is. Without Kwazii, the Octonauts could've disbanded or been lost long ago!

[ask-professor-natquik-octonauts]

I think is clear that the best Octonaut is Barnacles. He is just as smart as he is strong, not to mention that he's the captain of the Octonauts!

[ask-professor-inkling]

I believe that everyone in the crew is important! Without Tweak we wouldn't have the Octopod, yes, but without Peso there would be no one healing wounds and helping the sick on board, same with Shellington he's also quite vital as he's the one with the knowledge to help the others when I can't, same with Dashi, she's the one that's best with Tweak's tech in my opinion.

[richard-marsh-octodad]

That Kwazii kid is outta control if you ask me

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

I beg yer pardon? He is just fine! At least compared t' his mum. He may act rather... wild at times but that's just the life of a pirate. He's been through more than ye can imagine!

[richard-marsh-octodad]

@ask-professor-inkling

@ask-calico-jack-octonauts

@ask-professor-natquik-octonauts

Tweak’s the best one of them octonauts. Smartest one on their team by a mile. Without ‘er, the Octonauts wouldn’t even exist.!

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

Aye, that may be true but just ye remember who the cap'n's first mate is. Without Kwazii, the Octonauts could've disbanded or been lost long ago!

[ozziehartley142]

I mix all the cute Kwazii and calico Jack photo I hope you all enjoy them

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

hi, remember me🌹

Yes, seen you around a few times.

Ofc, you're the one of the cool ones

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

Jatziri's mod here, so part of the lore of why Jatziri's a little shit with Calico Jack specifically has something to do with his stay in the Amazon her grandma's main residence is there... And let's just say Calico Jack can upgrade from your mama to your grandma jokes if he ever wanted to

Let's not forget who her grandma is

You can't trust Calico Jack around your grandma, not now not ever.

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

*prev. Anon*

*flicks the laser pointer at the opposite wall, moving it around the room to get you to chase it*

Calico Jack is about to chase it before snapping out of his daze.

Stop that, matey! Yer confusing me.

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

How would you feel about Kwazii dating the daughter of the pirate you hate the most (you can make up the evil pirate in question I’m too tired for lore rn)

...

No. Don't even try.

He can date anyone but that BLASTED wench's daughter. No one related to Ryvera is allowed to touch me grandson, much less any of me realtives. We stay on opposite sides of the sea, ALWAYS.

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

*points a laser pointer at your feet and darts it around while staring into your soul. Not a child but a second onlooker*

Calico Jack is VERY invested in this, unable to resist.

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

*stands in front of you with one of those little cat toys with the feathers/bells on a string, dangling it so the bells jingle*

Matey, you're not going to get me with that. I'm quite good at resisting... However I will give ye a point because it is quite tempting.

Calico Jack is trying very hard not to stare at the cat toy.

I uh... I'll be taking this, thanks matey.

[ask-calico-jack-octonauts]

*from a child oc*

….Mr. Calico Jack…. Are you a kibby? You look like a kibby.

Well, I suppose so matey. I guess I am a "kibby".