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Hèllô! Mÿ nàmè îs Glïtch! Càn Î ând mÿ kîddô’s hävé à prômô?

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//this blog is p much dead but promo!

Guess who’s back

Back again

MC-Mun is back

Tell a friend

Anyways, song references aside, I’m going to be getting back into the swing of things on this blog. I kind of… Stopped answering asks and otherwise wasn’t very active in character for a while, and I apologize. My motivation for the blog kind of went down into a ditch but I managed to dig it back up!

So I’ll be clearing out the inbox and answering asks again, if I never got to your ask I apologize, and feel free to send it again if you wish.

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//Ayy wb lmao

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On Anon hate

Well I’ve been receiving some lately—

So please anon note these down.

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I dont get anon hate but i despise seeing my friends receive it for doing nothing

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Please stop sending all of us hate. We don’t care, but our friends take it differently.

#im reblogging this on all my blogs #for others than myself #because i can take it with an anger outburst maximum trust ne #but maybe others cant #hmh

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Hello everyone! Ive been meaning to make one of these Tumblr profiles for awhile but ive just now figured out how to make one. Sorry for taking so long, but im here now!

I know this isnt exactly one of those homestuck blogs, they’re from a completely different story and universe. But they’re what gave me the idea of joining this website so hopefully they’ll be okay with me asking for a promo from them! Thank you in advance ahah…

@ask-not-vriska @ask-the-bronze-singer @ask-wendgowoulff @ask-the-lord-caliborn @ask-the-greatest-showtroll @ask-coolkid-dave-strider

[Im sorry if you didnt wanna be tagged by a non homestuck ask blog, or just tagged in general ;; ;;]

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(( MONIKA IS BEST GIRL YES BIIITCH

(( PROMO!!

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//I WASNT TAGGED AT ALL BUT?? HH??

//pROMO’D

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Reblog if youre bored and you want anons.

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Get to know me, send me a symbol.

📱 Show your phone lock screen and/or home screen

💕 Your two top fave fictional characters

🕹 Video game you are currently playing

🌡 Fave season

🏫 Are you in school, what grade

🎒 Are you in college, major area of study

🏢 Your job (You don’t have to be specific) or dream job if you don’t work

📷 Post the 12th photo from your phone’s gallery

📅 Your birthday

🎂 How old are you

📏 How tall are you

🔑 Key to your heart

📖 Fave book

📝 Fave quote

🌐 Languages you can speak and/or are learning. Which are you fluent in

💻 Desktop/Laptop/iPad/other

📔 Do you keep a traditional diary

☠ Something that angers you

🐷 Junk food you can never get enough of

🌼 Fave flower

📺 Fave anime

🎥 Fave film

📻 Fave song currently

🎙 Can you sing

🎁 Best gift you ever received and why

👾 Do you believe in aliens

👻 Do you believe in ghosts

⛪ What is your religion

🌎 What country do you live in

📸 Post a selfie

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And another because why not.

-Mod Hal

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//ask mun stuff

Two peculiar entities, perhaps you should introduce yourself. You give a small wave, trying to appear friendly despite the fact that you are a reaper ~ask-the-reaper-mc

*Whoop- Candy was hopping around the place as they spotted the person approaching them*

[HEY HEY! :D]

*Aaaand- there we go. Hug trap activated.*

[This just… Keeps going doesn’t it?]

[You chuckle a bit and walk over to the two, saying hello as well. Tusaka and Nieves (even though he isn’t seen on Darks sprite he’s there) were just asleep on your head.]

@ask-the-reaper-mc

[Yea. Though it’s better to be safe than sorry. They can do quite weird stuff like…]

[…you don’t even want to remember.]

You can only imagine, and it must of been pretty bad that they would want to block out the memory. You don’t pry though, you figure it’s for the best if you don’t anyways.

[Yea… You really don’t want to remember it anymore.]

[REMEMBER WHAT :3]

[Nothing Candy.-]

You tilt your head a bit in curiosity, but decide not to comment on it. You don’t want to be rude and pry after all.

You do pull out an hourglass from the inside of your cloak, which had most of the sand in the bottom. Hm, seems like you are ‘back on the clock’ so they say, shame, you would of loved to stay and chat more.

#reblog #lmao fair enough

[Alright then. So, see-ya again then sometime.]

[BAI :3]

*whoop, hug trap activated once more but they let go then*

Two peculiar entities, perhaps you should introduce yourself. You give a small wave, trying to appear friendly despite the fact that you are a reaper ~ask-the-reaper-mc

*Whoop- Candy was hopping around the place as they spotted the person approaching them*

[HEY HEY! :D]

*Aaaand- there we go. Hug trap activated.*

[This just… Keeps going doesn’t it?]

[You chuckle a bit and walk over to the two, saying hello as well. Tusaka and Nieves (even though he isn’t seen on Darks sprite he’s there) were just asleep on your head.]

@ask-the-reaper-mc

[Yea. Though it’s better to be safe than sorry. They can do quite weird stuff like…]

[…you don’t even want to remember.]

You can only imagine, and it must of been pretty bad that they would want to block out the memory. You don’t pry though, you figure it’s for the best if you don’t anyways.

[Yea... You really don't want to remember it anymore.]

[REMEMBER WHAT :3]

[Nothing Candy.-]

#reblog #yup lmao

Two peculiar entities, perhaps you should introduce yourself. You give a small wave, trying to appear friendly despite the fact that you are a reaper ~ask-the-reaper-mc

*Whoop- Candy was hopping around the place as they spotted the person approaching them*

[HEY HEY! :D]

*Aaaand- there we go. Hug trap activated.*

[This just… Keeps going doesn’t it?]

[You chuckle a bit and walk over to the two, saying hello as well. Tusaka and Nieves (even though he isn’t seen on Darks sprite he’s there) were just asleep on your head.]

@ask-the-reaper-mc

#reblog #cough cough grimster cough

[Yea. Though it's better to be safe than sorry. They can do quite weird stuff like...]

[...you don't even want to remember.]

Two peculiar entities, perhaps you should introduce yourself. You give a small wave, trying to appear friendly despite the fact that you are a reaper ~ask-the-reaper-mc

*Whoop- Candy was hopping around the place as they spotted the person approaching them*

[HEY HEY! :D]

*Aaaand- there we go. Hug trap activated.*

[This just… Keeps going doesn’t it?]

[You chuckle a bit and walk over to the two, saying hello as well. Tusaka and Nieves (even though he isn’t seen on Darks sprite he’s there) were just asleep on your head.]

@ask-the-reaper-mc

Oh, you had not been expecting the sudden act of affection, your form stiffening. You weren’t used to affection, or touch in general.

You give a small hello, saying how it was nice to meet to interesting entities as the two of them. A trickster who can’t infect and a Grimdark in control… Very interesting indeed.

[You tell them not to mind Candy’s affection too much, it’s normal for them. And that it’s nice to meet them as well.]

[As to you and Candy… Yea. It is kinda weird how we’re both a little different to usual Tricksters and Grimdarks.]

[Oh, your name is Dark by the way, and that’s your friend Candy as you said before.]

[:3]

It’s no problem, you mention, you are simply unused to affection… Or any physical touch for that matter.

You mention that the two of them can call you… Reap, yes, let’s go with that for now. Better than your full title at least.

You do say that it is… Refreshing to see something more different. Grimdarks aren’t usually conversationalists, at least in nothing most mortals can understand.

[Yea, true. Though that may also be because of Candy as an influence. But you’re alright with it. You could probably be a bit more social anyway.]

[:3]

Ah yes, Trickster and Grimdark can be seen as parallels to each other. Like day and night or life and death. You do mention you could use a bit of socializing yourself though, the dead aren’t really the most talkative as one may expect. Thankfully you have a bit of down time in your work to do something such as social interaction.

[Yea, fair enough]

[WHAT IS BEING DEAD LIKE? :3]

[Candy–]

…

While you aren’t dead, you simply guide souls away from the mortal plane to where they are supposed to go, you explain that being dead… Well, it depends. Most of the time it’s a muted feeling, like white noise through your whole being. The dead are no longer connected to the mortal relm, no longer tied by mental and emotional weights. There’s still sadness, or even anger, but it’s all muted…

However, those who stray from you, the ghosts, they live in nearly eternal dissatisfaction. They are barely able to connect with the world they are a part of, and refuse to find peace in proper death. They believe they can find it else where, in a relm they aren’t a part of…

In the end, they all find their way, and after that the souls arent under your jurisdiction anymore.

[SOUNDS INTERESTING :3]

*They didn’t actually understand a lot really. It’s typical Candy.*

[…Oh Candy..]

*Tusaka squeaks and opened one of her eyes*

Yes, you suppose it’s… Interesting as they put it. You apologize to Dark for disturbing them with your answer, you were simply being honest and relaying what you have observed.

You glance at the small grub, a lime with peculiar eyes. Another interesting anomoly, especially since limes have widely been regarded as extinct, at least in quite a few timelines.

It’s always interesting to see what creatures end up eluding death. Nice almost, actually.

[It’s fine. You’ll be honest too, Candy probably doesn’t understand most of this.]

[Oh- the grub. Yea. Her name is Tusaka. Some random anon gave her to you.]

[YOU HAVE ONE TOO! :3]

*Candy scoops Nieves back into their arms and into their hoodie.*

You figured, and grubs huh? Interesting… Very interesting. You wish the two luck on raising them though.

Anons seem like rather strange beings, huh? Not that you have really had many come your way yet. In due time you suppose…

[Thanks. And yes, they are. Some can be funny or nice...]

[...others can push you beyond your own sanity at points.]

#reblog

Two peculiar entities, perhaps you should introduce yourself. You give a small wave, trying to appear friendly despite the fact that you are a reaper ~ask-the-reaper-mc

*Whoop- Candy was hopping around the place as they spotted the person approaching them*

[HEY HEY! :D]

*Aaaand- there we go. Hug trap activated.*

[This just… Keeps going doesn’t it?]

[You chuckle a bit and walk over to the two, saying hello as well. Tusaka and Nieves (even though he isn’t seen on Darks sprite he’s there) were just asleep on your head.]

@ask-the-reaper-mc

Oh, you had not been expecting the sudden act of affection, your form stiffening. You weren’t used to affection, or touch in general.

You give a small hello, saying how it was nice to meet to interesting entities as the two of them. A trickster who can’t infect and a Grimdark in control… Very interesting indeed.

[You tell them not to mind Candy’s affection too much, it’s normal for them. And that it’s nice to meet them as well.]

[As to you and Candy… Yea. It is kinda weird how we’re both a little different to usual Tricksters and Grimdarks.]

[Oh, your name is Dark by the way, and that’s your friend Candy as you said before.]

[:3]

It’s no problem, you mention, you are simply unused to affection… Or any physical touch for that matter.

You mention that the two of them can call you… Reap, yes, let’s go with that for now. Better than your full title at least.

You do say that it is… Refreshing to see something more different. Grimdarks aren’t usually conversationalists, at least in nothing most mortals can understand.

[Yea, true. Though that may also be because of Candy as an influence. But you’re alright with it. You could probably be a bit more social anyway.]

[:3]

Ah yes, Trickster and Grimdark can be seen as parallels to each other. Like day and night or life and death. You do mention you could use a bit of socializing yourself though, the dead aren’t really the most talkative as one may expect. Thankfully you have a bit of down time in your work to do something such as social interaction.

[Yea, fair enough]

[WHAT IS BEING DEAD LIKE? :3]

[Candy–]

…

While you aren’t dead, you simply guide souls away from the mortal plane to where they are supposed to go, you explain that being dead… Well, it depends. Most of the time it’s a muted feeling, like white noise through your whole being. The dead are no longer connected to the mortal relm, no longer tied by mental and emotional weights. There’s still sadness, or even anger, but it’s all muted…

However, those who stray from you, the ghosts, they live in nearly eternal dissatisfaction. They are barely able to connect with the world they are a part of, and refuse to find peace in proper death. They believe they can find it else where, in a relm they aren’t a part of…

In the end, they all find their way, and after that the souls arent under your jurisdiction anymore.

[SOUNDS INTERESTING :3]

*They didn’t actually understand a lot really. It’s typical Candy.*

[…Oh Candy..]

*Tusaka squeaks and opened one of her eyes*

Yes, you suppose it’s… Interesting as they put it. You apologize to Dark for disturbing them with your answer, you were simply being honest and relaying what you have observed.

You glance at the small grub, a lime with peculiar eyes. Another interesting anomoly, especially since limes have widely been regarded as extinct, at least in quite a few timelines.

It’s always interesting to see what creatures end up eluding death. Nice almost, actually.

#reblog #fair enough lmao

[It's fine. You'll be honest too, Candy probably doesn't understand most of this.]

[Oh- the grub. Yea. Her name is Tusaka. Some random anon gave her to you.]

[YOU HAVE ONE TOO! :3]

*Candy scoops Nieves back into their arms and into their hoodie.*

Two peculiar entities, perhaps you should introduce yourself. You give a small wave, trying to appear friendly despite the fact that you are a reaper ~ask-the-reaper-mc

*Whoop- Candy was hopping around the place as they spotted the person approaching them*

[HEY HEY! :D]

*Aaaand- there we go. Hug trap activated.*

[This just… Keeps going doesn’t it?]

[You chuckle a bit and walk over to the two, saying hello as well. Tusaka and Nieves (even though he isn’t seen on Darks sprite he’s there) were just asleep on your head.]

@ask-the-reaper-mc

Oh, you had not been expecting the sudden act of affection, your form stiffening. You weren’t used to affection, or touch in general.

You give a small hello, saying how it was nice to meet to interesting entities as the two of them. A trickster who can’t infect and a Grimdark in control… Very interesting indeed.

[You tell them not to mind Candy’s affection too much, it’s normal for them. And that it’s nice to meet them as well.]

[As to you and Candy… Yea. It is kinda weird how we’re both a little different to usual Tricksters and Grimdarks.]

[Oh, your name is Dark by the way, and that’s your friend Candy as you said before.]

[:3]

It’s no problem, you mention, you are simply unused to affection… Or any physical touch for that matter.

You mention that the two of them can call you… Reap, yes, let’s go with that for now. Better than your full title at least.

You do say that it is… Refreshing to see something more different. Grimdarks aren’t usually conversationalists, at least in nothing most mortals can understand.

[Yea, true. Though that may also be because of Candy as an influence. But you’re alright with it. You could probably be a bit more social anyway.]

[:3]

Ah yes, Trickster and Grimdark can be seen as parallels to each other. Like day and night or life and death. You do mention you could use a bit of socializing yourself though, the dead aren’t really the most talkative as one may expect. Thankfully you have a bit of down time in your work to do something such as social interaction.

[Yea, fair enough]

[WHAT IS BEING DEAD LIKE? :3]

[Candy–]

…

While you aren’t dead, you simply guide souls away from the mortal plane to where they are supposed to go, you explain that being dead… Well, it depends. Most of the time it’s a muted feeling, like white noise through your whole being. The dead are no longer connected to the mortal relm, no longer tied by mental and emotional weights. There’s still sadness, or even anger, but it’s all muted…

However, those who stray from you, the ghosts, they live in nearly eternal dissatisfaction. They are barely able to connect with the world they are a part of, and refuse to find peace in proper death. They believe they can find it else where, in a relm they aren’t a part of…

In the end, they all find their way, and after that the souls arent under your jurisdiction anymore.

#reblog #i can imagine lmao #candy doesn't get the die

[SOUNDS INTERESTING :3]

*They didn't actually understand a lot really. It's typical Candy.*

[...Oh Candy..]

*Tusaka squeaks and opened one of her eyes*

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