Hey There!

"What's going on? You're staring at me like I did something wrong. I swear I'm innocent!" -Caspar Von Bergliez [Inbox: 0] [Threads: 1]

[ask-felixhugofraldarius]

// Hi everyone!! Sorry for being absent for so long but I’m back now!!

Sadly this is a permanent farewell to all my ask blogs, (including my oc blogs). So here’s what’s going to happen this summer.

I won’t be taking any asks anymore, but I will answer current ones. I also will be leaving all the ask blogs up. Bonus: I am also probably going to introduce all my favorite oc’s in just one blog and have fun with it.

Thanks for all the support throughout the journey everyone, I really appreciate it! 💕💕

- Spade

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

My favorite student can i give you affection please

Sure!! Get ready for a Caspar hug!!

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

*blesses him to be stab proof*

*Is now blessed*

Ha thanks!!

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

GLITTER BOMB!!!!!!!!! *yeets glitter bomb at him*

WHA-

...Was not exprecting that. Watch out anon I’m gonna get you back!!!

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Alright Caspar I got the cup of hot water. Now to prank Ferdinand.

Yeah let’s go!

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper. [I'm sorry but if Caspar was a stormtrooper he'd probably get that a lot.

Hey I might be short but I can still be a stormtrooper!

...What’s a stormtrooper?

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

*in THAT voice* Always watching Mike Wazowski... always watching.

Mike Wazowski? Do I need to watch him?

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

That’s great Caspar let’s do it. Then let’s prank Lorenz

Yeah it’s gonna be fun!

Watch out Ferdinand and Lorenz were going to prank you!

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

*Throws him into the fishing pond*

[Sploosh into water!]

HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Alright now what type of prank should we play on Ferdinand Caspar?

Switch out the tea for hot water!!

[asklinhardtvonhevring]

Hey Linhardt!! You awake? -Caspar

No. I’m sleeping. Zzzz.

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Oh okay have a nice nap Linhardt!

[asklinhardtvonhevring]

….Caspar you do realise I was speaking to you, right? I wasn’t even close to sleeping.

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Wait so you weren’t sleeping?!

Unless… You must be sleep talking right?

[asklinhardtvonhevring]

No. I’m fully awake.

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Really? Are you up for some training then?

[askbernadettavonvarley]

First part of thread: HERE

@ask-casparvonbergliez

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Fine! I’ll eat . . . I guess I am a little hungry. Plus they smell amazing!

[She first grabs the foods she likes. Beginning to eat]

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

[he then grabs a whole heck of good and just noms it all. This boy has no table manners...]

This is soo good!

[askbernadettavonvarley]

Linny said you ate a lot. I thought he was exaggerating. Clearly he wasn’t.

[munch munch munch]

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

[om nom om nom]

Welm foom is goom!!

[ask-jace-hallard]

Hello there my name is Jace Hallard. A pleasure to be of aquaintence.

[asklinhardtvonhevring]

Hey Linhardt!! You awake? -Caspar

No. I’m sleeping. Zzzz.

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Oh okay have a nice nap Linhardt!

[asklinhardtvonhevring]

….Caspar you do realise I was speaking to you, right? I wasn’t even close to sleeping.

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Wait so you weren’t sleeping?!

Unless... You must be sleep talking right?

[askbernadettavonvarley]

First part of thread: HERE

@ask-casparvonbergliez

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Fine! I’ll eat . . . I guess I am a little hungry. Plus they smell amazing!

[She first grabs the foods she likes. Beginning to eat]

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

[he then grabs a whole heck of good and just noms it all. This boy has no table manners...]

This is soo good!

[asklinhardtvonhevring]

Hey Linhardt!! You awake? -Caspar

No. I’m sleeping. Zzzz.

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Oh okay have a nice nap Linhardt!

[askbernadettavonvarley]

Hey Bernadetta! You’re finally out of your room! -Caspar (Gonna make it gradually become the headcannon)

@ask-casparvonbergliez

AH- uh . . . Oh. Hey Caspar . . .

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Woah no need to yell!

What are you doing?

[askbernadettavonvarley]

Me? Oh uh, just walking around. I was about to go to the greenhouse! Going to see how my plants are doing! Very boring! Probably of no interest to you-

W-What are, you, doing?

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

I was actually trying to find you!

I found this really cool animal and thought you’ll like to see it!!

*he kinda ignores the fact that she was heading to the greenhouse and... picks her up.*

[askbernadettavonvarley]

AHHHHH. NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! CASPAR!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!

[She continues to scream and kick. Goddamnit Caspar]

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Hold still or else I might accidentally drop you!

[Cue the Caspar sprinting towards the animal with a screaming Bernie.]

[askbernadettavonvarley]

DROPPING ME IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. LET. GO. DROP ME.

I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna die-

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Hey we’re here!

[plops her down and is hella proud for finding this smol creature.]

It’s a spiky little ball!! 🦔

[askbernadettavonvarley]

[Catching her breath, very happy to be on the ground]

That’s . . . That’s why you . . . Why would you that?!

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Why would I do what?

But look at it! It’s so spiky and tiny!

[Caspar is too excited to realize that Bernie is mad-]

[askbernadettavonvarley]

Caspar! First of all! It’s called a hedgehog! Second of all! Have you no respect for me?! I yelled, no, I screamed, asking you to put me down! What was the point of lifting me up anyways?! I am capable of walking!

[The flame inside her grew. No more pent up anger]

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

[Cue the headcanon]

Linhardt said to treat you nicley so I took the liberty to walk for you.

[sigh] Sorry Bernadetta. I really didn’t think this though did I?

[askbernadettavonvarley]

It’s just . . . Sudden contact. With people I don’t fully trust. It brings some not so good memories. That’s why I was freaking out and telling you to put me down.

I don’t fully blame you. It’s not like you knew. But still . . . Not respecting my wishes isn’t treating me nicely.

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Not so good memories? Sorry Bernadetta. I should have thought about my actions.

...

From now on I’ll treat you even nicer than before!

[askbernadettavonvarley]

Nicer . . . Than before? That’s not needed! Just no more picking me up! Okay?

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Nonsense I’ll work hard to be nicer!!

Okay I won’t pick you up anymore!

[askbernadettavonvarley]

Why do I have a feeling you being nicer isn’t what I want . . . [sigh]

Fine. I’ll let you be nicer. I guess it won’t be so bad. Hey! Are you hungry? Want to get something at the dining hall?

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

You won’t regret letting me be nicer! Yeah we can go to the dining hall!

[he happily walks with Bernie all the way to the the dining hall.]

[askbernadettavonvarley]

[Actually surprised he listened. Not that she doubted him it’s just . . . Caspar]

Wow. I feel like this is the first time out of class or training we’ll actually hang out with each other!

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Really?!

So if I keep this up we can hang out more?!

[So now a very happy Caspar will be super duper extra nice to her and be her personal retainer.]

[askbernadettavonvarley]

I guess! I don’t see why not.

Hey! I can teach you more about the animal you showed me! The hedgehog!

[ Have reached the dining hall! Lunch time!]

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Really? Tell me more about bushpigs!

Hey Bernadetta what do you want to eat?

[Waiter Caspar is ready for action.]

[askbernadettavonvarley]

[thinking . . . thinking . . .]

Oh! I’m really craving Peach Sorbet! I wonder if they have it though . . . Oh! Maybe Two-Fish Saute! Oh but I’ll eat anything really!

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Peach Sorbet, Fish Sauté, and anything... Okay wait right here!!

[runs off to get the requested food plus anything.]

[askbernadettavonvarley]

. . . Why do I have a bad feeling about this

[Sits down at one of the tables. Kinda tired.]

No more going out of your room Bernie. Not in broad daylight that is.

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

[Caspar comes back with Fish Sauté and Peaxh Sorbet and places it in front of her. He then leaves and comes back with bbarious foods. It took him ten trips to bring Every. Single. Dish.]

Eat up Bernadetta!!

[askbernadettavonvarley]

. . .

WHY DID YOU BRING EVERYTHING?!

[Complete shock. The slight smell of the spicy foods made her cough]

Or, more important why did they let you bring everything.

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

Well you said anything so I figured you were really hungry so I brought everything!!

[thinks for a moment.]

I’m not sure. They just looked at me and went on with what they were doing.

[askbernadettavonvarley]

I’ll never understand you . . . Well, I’m sure your favourite must be one of these dishes, but even then . . . There’s no way we can eat all this food!

[ask-casparvonbergliez]

What do you mean we can’t? I’ve done this before with Ralphael!!

Eat up now you must be starving!