Im Surprised My Password Still Works

Yup it’s me… ya boy… missed me didn’t yall ?

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

Hey guys guess who remembered this existed

…

Also IM BACK BABY LETS GO !

//usual ask blog rules dads dads // means it’s the guy behind the blog talking

[ask-the-witch-queen]

Babey

I’m going to punt and shoot that shit like Cayde shot that one baby.

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

Hey now that’s not nice…

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

Who do you think would win a Minecraft speedrun, you or Zavala?

Im not sure Zavala even know what Minecraft is

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

Would you like half of a grilled cheese for your woes?

Sure…

But sending food through the portal has proven…

Difficult…

[polarisflux]

Cheese

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

Looks good…

I wonder what kind of eldritch abomination cheese will create once thrown through the portal…

So far we’ve discovered that lactose products tend to gain sentience

…

And according to cayde that they taste good but frankly I’m more concerned over him eating fucked up sentient eldritch abominations gleefully over the taste

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

*gnawing on the latest chocolate bar tossed through the portal*

Hey don’t be a hater ! Don’t bash it till you try it

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

OH MY GOD YOURE CAYDE?? I’ve met like three how.. how are you guys multiplying???

Not that I’m complaining, you’re my fav character— oh yeah by the way.. Hi :3

1. Character ?

2. Oh were the same guy it’s just… back in the red war while I was trapped in the vex trap thingamajig when I checked tumblr it probably made a bunch of copies of this account each time I picked it up after a hiatus…

Just so happens that this time the hiatus was seven years and it’s cause was me kicking the bucket

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

me and my friends argued if you have ass and tits. What we came up with is. You have ass, your not flat, but not big, and you have HUMOROUS titz

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

You know back in my day people would be afraid of public shame…

But they also weren’t afraid to publicly shame others crow

[kirakuudere1]

you know back in my day” STFU

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

You know back in my day Zavala would tell people to watch their profanity on public networks

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

Like I’d accidentally say ass or shit and he’d be right on my case telling me to set and example

[ask-commander-zavala]

Watch your language cayde ! even though you’re dead you still need to set an example

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

You’ve gotta be kidding me !

Seven years and our first contact is you telling me to watch my language ?!?

No “oh my god cayde you’re alive ?!”

[ask-commander-zavala]

Too busy with paperwork cayde

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

BUT NOT TOO BUSY TO BE A DAMN PEDANT ?!

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

me and my friends argued if you have ass and tits. What we came up with is. You have ass, your not flat, but not big, and you have HUMOROUS titz

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

You know back in my day people would be afraid of public shame…

But they also weren’t afraid to publicly shame others crow

[kirakuudere1]

you know back in my day” STFU

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

You know back in my day Zavala would tell people to watch their profanity on public networks

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

Like I’d accidentally say ass or shit and he’d be right on my case telling me to set and example

[ask-commander-zavala]

Watch your language cayde ! even though you’re dead you still need to set an example

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

You’ve gotta be kidding me !

Seven years and our first contact is you telling me to watch my language ?!?

No “oh my god cayde you’re alive ?!”

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

me and my friends argued if you have ass and tits. What we came up with is. You have ass, your not flat, but not big, and you have HUMOROUS titz

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

You know back in my day people would be afraid of public shame…

But they also weren’t afraid to publicly shame others crow

[kirakuudere1]

you know back in my day” STFU

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

You know back in my day Zavala would tell people to watch their profanity on public networks

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

Like I’d accidentally say ass or shit and he’d be right on my case telling me to set and example

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

me and my friends argued if you have ass and tits. What we came up with is. You have ass, your not flat, but not big, and you have HUMOROUS titz

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

You know back in my day people would be afraid of public shame…

But they also weren’t afraid to publicly shame others crow

[kirakuudere1]

you know back in my day” STFU

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

You know back in my day Zavala would tell people to watch their profanity on public networks

[kotori-mochi]

Day 9? of drawing Cayde 6.

I know there is no point in counting as I'm not doing everyday as I had wanted but I will keep on doing it XD

Now say hello to MerCayde-6!

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

MY LEGS

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

me and my friends argued if you have ass and tits. What we came up with is. You have ass, your not flat, but not big, and you have HUMOROUS titz

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

You know back in my day people would be afraid of public shame…

But they also weren’t afraid to publicly shame others crow

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

I’d share my cake wit you any day 😭😔

Well the only person here I’d share it with is cayde and that’s not enough to make glint happy

“Yeah a quarter of a cake is the max crow should eat !”

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

Oh don’t worry crow !

I’d gladly eat 3/4s of a cake !

… just don’t tell ikora

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

/pos (stole this from that one person oh my Gyatt)

Very unflattering angle…

[exodyss]

You gotta embrace the forehead, Crow, cmon

*SHIIIIIIIIIING*

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

Hey crow how are y-

*blinded by the shining light*

MY EYES !!1!

[kirakuudere1]

HELP WHAT 😭😭😭

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

/pos (stole this from that one person oh my Gyatt)

Very unflattering angle…

[exodyss]

You gotta embrace the forehead, Crow, cmon

*SHIIIIIIIIIING*

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

Hey crow how are y-

*blinded by the shining light*

MY EYES !!1!

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

*tosses a worm on string into the portal on the Traveler*

Hey Crow, lemme know if you get the little buddy I'm sending. I wanna know if they make it to the other side so you have a friend :)

… *looks horrified at the „worm“*

Cayde are there any laws on euthanasia in the traveller ?

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

I…

*horrified expression*

I-I uhh… I don’t think it’s alive anymore anyways

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

I just found out dingle berries arent real 😢

Wait till you find out about memberberries

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

If you're you and I'm me?

How many Cayde's are there???

I swear it's the last time I'm touching Vex tech...for now.

Oh vex time manipulation probably… yeah I’m like idk a ghost ? I have a physical form but like… is the traveler our afterlife? Andal ain’t here…

but my guess is I’m just the most future version of us and my theory is that back in the red war when I checked tumblr while trapped it might’ve caused multiple copies of our account to exist at once and it’s just the same account being picked up after a hiatus… and every time the account is copied it’s just another time a cayde would’ve picked it back up.

[beyond-the-light-deactivated202]

♠️ No Andal? Damn...well at least you're not like dead, dead in a sense. Don't worry about it! Or Guardians probably on their way already to come pull you....or us outta there! You'll be free in no time!

⭐ I did come back from a four year hiatus in August of last year.

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

Hmm… I wonder if this only applies to tumblr… this is being hosted on a butchered, reassembled and reverse engineered bit of the vex network so it could very well be that “the multiverse is converging” (//this part is said with a clearly ironic tone) or whatever haha

[beyond-the-light-deactivated202]

♠️ Nope, I see plenty of us everywhere we go...all connected to some piece of tech too. Interesting...

⭐My brain just imagines two Cayde's trying to figure out how they all connect. So I made it.

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

//lmao I love this. Only things I’d add are the weird taken-ish effect in one cayde’s face and crow being harassed by rabid fans in the background (for context check the blog)