CELSÖ

Hello!~ I am Celso and I am a Bossbot! I may not look like it, but I'm actually a Big Cheese. Hah. I hope you're having a nice day!

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Since you have a mouth now, what kind of things do you like to eat?

“I absolutely love spaghetti! Nothing tastes better than spaghetti!”

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Celso! Are you still okay? I'm assuming that you have been buried in paperwork for a very long time...

“Oh! I just found that letter! I’m sorry, it got buried under all those folders on my desk ... But yes, it’s as you say! And I’ve also been busy with not trying not to get destroyed, now that the toons are back .... But I actually have a mouth now, and it feels great! I can finally smile!”

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What kind of lamps do you prefer? I love lamps.

I really like Goon lamps! They can be a little tough to handle, though.

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How do you feel about pengu1ns? I know they are just as adorable as you are!

"Hmm, good question! I never really thought about how I feel about them. I have heard some toons - and cogs as well - say they’re the reason why things have … quieted down lately. However, my personal opinion is that they are very friendly creatures! At least they have yet to give me a reason to think otherwise. I have not met many ‘pengu1ns' as of yet, but the ones I did actually meet were very nice!

And, -

O - Oh! Oh, thanks a lot! I have no idea what could possibly be adorable about me, but being compared to penguins definitely is a compliment that means a lot to me! Thank you!!”

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url: don’t get it | not bad | nice | good job | love it omg | who did you kill

theme: not my type | ehh | decent | I like it | pretty amazing | I’m stealing it

icon: don’t get it | not bad | nice | pretty | flawless omg | brb killing myself

posts: not my type | not bad | nice job | love | perfection | give me your password

following: no sorry | just followed | yes | forever

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This sounds like a cool idea! Send me some ♥s!

...Is ♥s really the plural of ♥? I - I should probably know this! Oh my ...

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What a cutie omg

"Wh-Why, thank you! I'm not exactly sure what about me could possibly be cute, but thanks! It does mean a lot to me ... I think? Anyways, thanks a lot! Have a wonderful day!"

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Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

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Write a headcanon about my character.

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If it’s good, it will become official.

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"What are you doing for Xmas!?"

"Well, it’s a rather toony event, but one I actually like. I really enjoy giving and receiving, hehe presents! But most importantly, I think that there should be a time for both toons and cogs to remember that not every little thing has to end up as a war. And aren’t those cold december days perfect to try and be a little more peaceful? It’s not like anyone I know would enjoy leaving their cozy home when it’s bitterly cold and snowing outside, so we might as well use this as a chance to cease these endless battles at least temporarily.”

"About what I’ll be doing - hmm, I haven’t thought about that yet, but I’ll probably be here at Bossbot HQ - not necessarily working, but there isn’t really any other place I can go to, so why not? I just hope that virus thing will be gone by then! It’s so chaotic around here at the moment I don’t really know what is going on. I’ve been told the CEO is feeling a little ill … I just hope he’ll get well soon!

Speaking of him, I’ve already got presents for him and the other bosses. Though I have no idea what I could possibly give the Chairman! I have no idea what he likes - except business of course - and asking him might be a little too obvious. Maybe he doesn’t even like presents! Then again, wouldn’t it be rude to give all of them presents except for the Chairman himself and just go, ‘well, Sir, I did not know you wanted one’? Causing me quite a headache, really! Hmmm. You don’t happen to have any ideas, do you?”

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"Get him a fax or something."

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"Sounds like a great idea! Thanks for helping me out! Is there something I can do for you in return?"

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"What are you doing for Xmas!?"

"Well, it’s a rather toony event, but one I actually like. I really enjoy giving and receiving, hehe presents! But most importantly, I think that there should be a time for both toons and cogs to remember that not every little thing has to end up as a war. And aren’t those cold december days perfect to try and be a little more peaceful? It’s not like anyone I know would enjoy leaving their cozy home when it’s bitterly cold and snowing outside, so we might as well use this as a chance to cease these endless battles at least temporarily.”

"About what I’ll be doing - hmm, I haven’t thought about that yet, but I’ll probably be here at Bossbot HQ - not necessarily working, but there isn’t really any other place I can go to, so why not? I just hope that virus thing will be gone by then! It’s so chaotic around here at the moment I don’t really know what is going on. I’ve been told the CEO is feeling a little ill … I just hope he’ll get well soon!

Speaking of him, I’ve already got presents for him and the other bosses. Though I have no idea what I could possibly give the Chairman! I have no idea what he likes - except business of course - and asking him might be a little too obvious. Maybe he doesn’t even like presents! Then again, wouldn’t it be rude to give all of them presents except for the Chairman himself and just go, ‘well, Sir, I did not know you wanted one’? Causing me quite a headache, really! Hmmm. You don’t happen to have any ideas, do you?”

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is it me or does your head kinda look like Marvin the Martian

"Huh? Who is this Marvin you’re speaking of? Give me a second, I will google him."

"Why, now that you mention it, we do look alike in a way! What an interesting find! Who knows, maybe I will run into him one day. We’ll see!"

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"Wh-What's this thing I keep hearing about a virus exploding Big Cheese waiters? That sounds horrifying! I'm a Big Cheese myself! Well, I'm not a waiter, but still ... oh, nevermind. I'd rather not think about it."

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celso u cutie omg

"Me? A cutie?" Celso repeats, unsure if he heard correctly, but blushing slighty anyways. "How nice of you to call me that! If I had a mouth, I would be smiling, I think." But because he has no actual mouth, he quickly nods and shyly crosses his arms behind his back.

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"Of course you’re a cutie! You’re one of the few adorable cogs I know!"

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"Aw! I’m not sure what exactly about me could possibly be adorable, but I feel honored you think so!"

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celso u cutie omg

"Me? A cutie?" Celso repeats, unsure if he heard correctly, but blushing slighty anyways. "How nice of you to call me that! If I had a mouth, I would be smiling, I think." But because he has no actual mouth, he quickly nods and shyly crosses his arms behind his back.

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Celso hurried up the stairs of Bossbot HQ. Taking the elevator would have had been more timesaving by far, but he had only recently started to work at Bossbot HQ, and because everything was dark and gloomy, it wasn't uncommon that Celso would get lost and had to call someone to show him the right way to wherever he had been headed.

The elevator at the main entrance never seemed to stop at Celso's floor, no matter how many times he pressed the button, which had led to several more or less awkward moments. One time he had even accidentally barged into an important meeting he definitely hadn't been invited to. The robot still shivered with embarassment at the thought of this particular incident.

The stairs, however, were difficult to miss because they were right next to the main entrance's elevator, and so Celso had come to the conclusion that he'd rather spend a few minutes running up the stairs than waste two whole hours on getting lost in the HQ's labyrinth-like layout without even finding any elevators that looked any more trustworthy about actually stopping at his floor than the elevator at the main entrance.

Eventually Celso reached his floor and took the door on his left. It revealed a corridor with many other doors that had numbers imprinted. In front of one of them stood a group of Yesmen who seemed to be talking about nothing in particular. Celso acknowledged them with a brief nod before he went on.

When he reached the end of the corridor, he unlocked the door in front of him and stepped into his office.

Celso had found it very difficult to concentrate when surrounded by so many dark colors. He thought they were distracting, so he had painted his whole office white.

But because everything had been painted white - including his desk, the door and the bookshelves - it could be hard to maneuver through the office without accidentally bumping into or tripping over something, especially since Celso had yet to memorize his office's layout. Luckily, though, his office was a relatively small room, so by trial and error/walking around until something blocked his way, Celso had been able to sketch a map. Now the robot took said map out of his briefcase and managed to walk over to his desk and sat down on the swivel chair behind it. He opened the desk drawers, put the files they contained on his desk's surface and began to work.